MANS NOT HOT go official

MANS NOT HOT's players have announced that they have decided to stick together after impressing in their first tournament together.

The European team, headlined by former dignitas duo Asger "⁠AcilioN⁠" Larsen and Jesper "⁠TENZKI⁠" Plougmann, gave a good account of themselves in the closed qualifier for DreamHack Winter, beating Vega Squadron and SJ before being eliminated by Space Soldiers in the semi-finals.

The Danish duo are joined by another famed player in Nemanja "⁠nexa⁠" Isaković, who returned to Europe in the summer following a four-month tenure in North America with Renegades, during which the team won the Asia Minor leading into PGL Major Krakow.

AcilioN and TENZKI reunite after leaving dignitas

Rounding out the roster are two Lithuanian players, 16-year-old Rokas "⁠EspiranTo⁠" Milasauskas and 23-year-old Nikolaj "⁠kalinka⁠" Rysakov. The latter, who attended the CIS Minor ahead of ELEAGUE Major, last year, with VwS, recently played for Natus Vincere in the European qualifier for WCA 2017.

"We are happy to announce that we are creating this new team together," the team said in a statement to HLTV.org.

"We have already been practising for two weeks now, and we have been improving a lot. Everyone is really motivated and ready to show their potential!

"We are very confident in our ability to climb the rankings and, hopefully, you will soon see us in the top 30 list. We are looking for an organization to represent, so, if you think we are the team you need, please contact our manager, Neil, at neil20002@gmail.com.

MANS NOT HOT have the following line-up:

Denmark Asger "⁠AcilioN⁠" Larsen
Denmark Jesper "⁠TENZKI⁠" Plougmann
Serbia Nemanja "⁠nexa⁠" Isaković
Lithuania Rokas "⁠EspiranTo⁠" Milasauskas
Lithuania Nikolaj "⁠kalinka⁠" Rysakov

Lithuania Nikolaj 'kalinka' Rysakov
Nikolaj 'kalinka' Rysakov
Age:
27
Team:
No team
Rating 1.0:
1.04
Maps played:
244
KPR:
0.74
DPR:
0.72
Serbia Nemanja 'nexa' Isaković
Nemanja 'nexa' Isaković
Age:
24
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.01
Maps played:
180
KPR:
0.69
DPR:
0.67
Denmark Jesper 'TENZKI' Plougmann
Jesper 'TENZKI' Plougmann
Age:
27
Team:
No team
Rating 1.0:
1.01
Maps played:
640
KPR:
0.69
DPR:
0.66
Denmark Asger 'AcilioN' Larsen
Asger 'AcilioN' Larsen
Age:
25
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.98
Maps played:
766
KPR:
0.68
DPR:
0.68
Lithuania Rokas 'EspiranTo' Milasauskas
Rokas 'EspiranTo' Milasauskas
Age:
20
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.08
Maps played:
102
KPR:
0.77
DPR:
0.71
#1
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Germany ceeazy
hfhf
2017-11-17 12:23
5 replies
MANS NOT HOT STICKERS INC.
2017-11-17 16:14
4 replies
TAKE OFF UR JACKET
2017-11-17 17:14
2 replies
#226
girL | 
CIS Sforz
SKIBI DI
2017-11-17 17:33
#261
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Portugal rayNeen
I Said "babe Mans Not Hot"
2017-11-17 23:56
omfg YES
2017-11-17 18:19
n1
2017-11-17 12:23
LMFAO
2017-11-17 12:23
Lets go nexa
2017-11-17 12:23
Too soon
2017-11-17 12:23
1 reply
+1
2017-11-17 16:14
lol wat
2017-11-17 12:23
#16
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Sweden godname
bots
2017-11-17 12:23
Wtf is this?
2017-11-17 12:24
I agree this team zero hot man xD
2017-11-17 12:24
1 reply
Hahahah
2017-11-17 12:25
nice name
2017-11-17 12:24
#35
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Netherlands JeMoeder
i just hope some new rich dudes buys them and keeps the name. New favorite team then
2017-11-17 12:25
1 reply
#152
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Malaysia byaIi
:) hehe
2017-11-17 14:23
lets go Kalinka
2017-11-17 12:25
tier5 confirmed!
2017-11-17 12:26
MANS NOT HOT EPIC
2017-11-17 12:26
This is excellent!
2017-11-17 12:27
#44
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CIS Bushyba
...i give this team 2 months at max before diband
2017-11-17 12:27
2 replies
This team will be good if they don't get hot
2017-11-17 12:54
1 reply
+1
2017-11-17 18:36
I hope I never hear about them again because the name is fucking retarded just as that kind of "rap" because that is not rap, that is pure gay xD
2017-11-17 12:27
23 replies
Do you no that he is acting? He is an actor...
2017-11-17 12:44
1 reply
He do yes.
2017-11-17 18:54
If he made such a songs its was to get the buzz. And he got it, he made millions of people laugh by looking like a clown. And you? What have you done outside loosing two world wars?
2017-11-17 12:48
19 replies
I know what I am not doing - judging people by their flaggue and being a retard that thinks that the modern generation has something to do with the both wars. Think again. And now I can tell you what I do, I work with problematic youth and make sure they are not lost in the world of criminals, drugs and "music" like this xD
2017-11-17 12:49
7 replies
6 replies
nt, I never click on any links from any HLTV users. I know you want me to click on it xD but I won't xDD and now what?
2017-11-17 13:18
5 replies
hahah dumbass
2017-11-17 13:18
3 replies
there is a dumbass in your pants, which you prolly can't even see :D
2017-11-17 13:19
2 replies
hahah
2017-11-17 13:19
#193
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Latvia De1Co
At least he has something to see...
2017-11-17 15:47
#223
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Spain 1996
hahah dumbass
2017-11-17 17:12
Lmao +1
2017-11-17 14:55
he wasnt even alive during WW2 low quality bait smh how low hltv users have fell
2017-11-17 15:23
1 reply
Hltv has always been lowshittier.
2017-11-17 16:32
luxemburg lul getting assraped in 1 hour by germany twice in a century but what to expect from a country that spend 90% of its time under the dutch
2017-11-17 16:31
3 replies
Shh, now we're richer than you, enjoy being raped by mudslims. And enjoy having no army anymore, thats what you get from getting raped by the brits and the russians.
2017-11-17 16:33
2 replies
45% foreign nationals in your country lul
2017-11-17 16:34
1 reply
Cologne Lul How did it felt behind divided in 4 by the brits russians french and muricans How did it felt being under russian control for so many years en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_.. At least our foreigners are european, right, ahmed? :)
2017-11-17 16:38
What weve done outside loosing two world wars? We invented the thing , with which you wrote that stupid sentence. Dumbass
2017-11-17 19:08
3 replies
so cute. still have lost all of the wars u fought
2017-11-17 21:39
Forgot killing millions of innocent women children and men.
2017-11-18 09:30
1 reply
Yeah cause all of the germans that are alive NOW did this. So stupid. By the way , search on YT „what did the germans invented“ More than luxemburg and sweden i bet
2017-11-30 17:23
that song isnt meant to be a rap song, it was just a retarded freestyle done by a viner that went viral and he decided to do a parody clip about it and it went even more viral
2017-11-17 14:44
#52
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Sweden EraXYT
YES FUCK YES LEEETS GOOOO
2017-11-17 12:30
nice disband now
2017-11-17 12:33
#57
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Faroe Islands shubaNNN
tier 100
2017-11-17 12:33
kinda decent team, can do some damage at the online qualifiers(soo rip nip/vp/gambit/ etc more unless they disband before the next qualifiers LUL)
2017-11-17 12:35
2 replies
Vp and gambit legends dont need to qualify like other plebs
2017-11-17 12:41
1 reply
Well there are other qualifiers than just the major, counting esea premier shieeet and all other types of stuff.
2017-11-17 12:52
better than ''Trump's Anime Team''?
2017-11-17 12:38
cool
2017-11-17 12:39
good that they got rid of percy
2017-11-17 12:40
4 replies
#78
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Serbia Strumfleus
+99
2017-11-17 12:47
Yea, Tenzki is a huge upgrade. But Percy was never a part of the team. He plays for LPSP alongside Netrick, Natosaphix, rezex and smf.
2017-11-17 14:48
2 replies
but they played the whole qualifier with percy
2017-11-17 15:41
1 reply
Back then it was a mix team. They decided to make a team after the impressive qualifier. Percy wasn't available, so AcilioN picked up his former Dignitas teammate Tenzki. Huge upgrade, i think this team can be good.
2017-11-17 16:11
#81
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Latvia rEEinolds
Sick bra!
2017-11-17 12:48
I see tenzki and acilion at all newly formed teams then team gets disbanded ...
2017-11-17 12:49
1 reply
+111111111
2017-11-17 19:58
this is gay but so good aswell..
2017-11-17 12:56
Why do csgo teams always choose the most retarded team names -_- They could at least spell it right. And why does it have to be all CAPS. wtf
2017-11-17 12:56
3 replies
Nice meme
2017-11-17 12:59
#243
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United States stotte
Cucumber Water stickers inc
2017-11-17 19:21
MFDOOM mf
2017-11-17 20:25
What does the team name mean, because I don't get it.
2017-11-17 12:57
2 replies
2017-11-17 13:20
1 reply
hehe, had never listened to the words but he does seem like a closet homosexual to me.
2017-11-17 13:36
#99
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Lithuania eqk3
PogChamp
2017-11-17 13:01
This team is probably better than current Immortals roster. Why not buy them out.
2017-11-17 13:10
1 reply
probably?? 100%
2017-11-17 14:52
#106
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Malaysia K2tan
Good luck . Potential team
2017-11-17 13:16
-tenzki +percy
2017-11-17 13:19
2 replies
-kalinka _percy
2017-11-17 17:38
#251
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Finland Smoonah
-tenzki +any FPL player really Espiranto finally on a team lul
2017-11-17 21:41
#115
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Australia kTw0
Stale Meme
2017-11-17 13:25
OMG memelords
2017-11-17 13:26
if they take off their jacker then they re tier1 team
2017-11-17 13:26
4 replies
but mans not hot
2017-11-17 14:52
3 replies
#218
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France Vipair
Can never be hot
2017-11-17 16:48
2 replies
Perspiration ting
2017-11-18 00:21
1 reply
Lynx Effect
2017-11-18 07:42
beta team
2017-11-17 13:31
Woooo
2017-11-17 13:37
Easy for fpl gods + danish players
2017-11-17 13:38
They will reach nothing. Typical online team.
2017-11-17 13:44
niiiice gl for them
2017-11-17 14:30
ez top30
2017-11-17 14:42
DEAD MEME
2017-11-17 14:44
1 reply
not yet
2017-11-17 18:31
#166
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Brazil Setrock
I wonder what their logo will look like. LOL
2017-11-17 14:48
2 replies
1 reply
#228
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Brazil Setrock
Possibly...
2017-11-17 17:49
#168
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Lithuania mimfex
TOP30 INCOMING <333
2017-11-17 14:49
#174
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Poland Oleczeq
-kalinka -espiranto +minise +zywoo
2017-11-17 14:52
2 replies
minise omegalul
2017-11-17 15:07
Remove both best players nt
2017-11-17 18:27
#177
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Netherlands Deji
BEST TEAM NAME EVER
2017-11-17 14:57
Nice name haHAA
2017-11-17 14:59
1 reply
#219
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France Vipair
Like yours idiot
2017-11-17 16:49
Alot of potential but cut Acilion to make MAN HOT
2017-11-17 15:11
#192
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Poland Banan_IDK
mans not suprised
2017-11-17 15:46
tier 1
2017-11-17 16:11
Let's go bro, they played so well in qualifier
2017-11-17 16:13
lol
2017-11-17 16:14
The thing goes ? :D <3 FUCK FAZE , SK this one is the best team for a whole earth
2017-11-17 16:16
ESPIRANTO KOT
2017-11-17 16:20
best name team
2017-11-17 16:30
#215
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United States jaem
niceeee
2017-11-17 16:36
#217
NiKo | 
United States skurr
ya done now
2017-11-17 16:44
Nice meme btw
2017-11-17 16:51
#221
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Denmark Xipingu
LOL that name :D 3 potentials and 2 bots. I guess that is fine for a team, hoping for the best :)
2017-11-17 17:04
#222
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Poland zJe
Dignitas back?
2017-11-17 17:10
#225
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Sweden DEFENSE!
Another team thats going to start playing with other players immediately and then disband after 1 month
2017-11-17 17:30
memeteam, mans not hot and kalinka
2017-11-17 18:13
Truly a god-awful name for a team...
2017-11-17 18:29
mans? men maybe?
2017-11-17 18:55
1 reply
#278
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Belgium nano01
I hope u are trolling right?
2017-11-18 23:33
Lithuanian fragging + Danish stability
2017-11-17 20:03
2 replies
Shut the fuck up you dumb stupid bitch
2017-11-22 18:25
1 reply
die cancer faggot
2017-11-22 19:20
we are very confident,everybody is motivated bla bla bla bla never heard before LUL
2017-11-17 21:42
#253
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Lithuania finkoo
e z
2017-11-17 21:53
fk yeah despacito and nexa in a team!
2017-11-17 22:15
#256
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Finland kaviyy
lul nice name
2017-11-17 22:52
Ma boi nexa
2017-11-17 23:36
top1
2017-11-17 23:53
#265
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United States 420Pizza
Another great meme for our community.
2017-11-18 00:55
strong lineup
2017-11-18 05:28
tier 7 not hot
2017-11-18 06:49
Team will never achieve anything.
2017-11-18 11:04
#273
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Russia OKboi
GL HF
2017-11-18 13:37
The lineup is a bigger joke than the team's name
2017-11-18 16:45
#275
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Indonesia FinZzz
What are you doing with your life acillion? Like seriously dude.....
2017-11-18 17:02
#276
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Iraq DuncanAK
smoke trees
2017-11-18 20:18
New nicknames: Big Shaq, Skutnu, Raknu, Asnee
2017-11-18 21:52
cringy name
2017-11-19 02:22
"dead meme" "newfags" "cringe" "edgy" and you guys are the ones spamming twitch emotes on twitch??
2017-11-19 04:15
Skkkkrrrrrt pow pow pow pow!
2017-11-19 04:40
They played those games with Percy not with tenzki no?
2017-11-19 13:10
Just Sauce. Raw Sauce
2017-11-20 04:16
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