MANS NOT HOT go official

MIRAA
November 17th, 2017 12:23

MANS NOT HOT's players have announced that they have decided to stick together after impressing in their first tournament together.

The European team, headlined by former dignitas duo Asger "AcilioN" Larsen and Jesper "TENZKI" Plougmann, gave a good account of themselves in the closed qualifier for DreamHack Winter, beating Vega Squadron and SuperJymy before being eliminated by Space Soldiers in the semi-finals.

The Danish duo are joined by another famed player in Nemanja "nexa" Isaković, who returned to Europe in the summer following a four-month tenure in North America with Renegades, during which the team won the Asia Minor leading into PGL Major Krakow.

AcilioN and TENZKI reunite after leaving dignitas

Rounding out the roster are two Lithuanian players, 16-year-old Rokas "EspiranTo" Milasauskas and 23-year-old Nikolaj "kalinka" Rysakov. The latter, who attended the CIS Minor ahead of ELEAGUE Major, last year, with VwS, recently played for Natus Vincere in the European qualifier for WCA 2017.

"We are happy to announce that we are creating this new team together," the team said in a statement to HLTV.org.

"We have already been practising for two weeks now, and we have been improving a lot. Everyone is really motivated and ready to show their potential!

"We are very confident in our ability to climb the rankings and, hopefully, you will soon see us in the top 30 list. We are looking for an organization to represent, so, if you think we are the team you need, please contact our manager, Neil, at neil20002@gmail.com.

MANS NOT HOT have the following line-up:

Denmark Asger "AcilioN" Larsen
Denmark Jesper "TENZKI" Plougmann
Serbia Nemanja "nexa" Isaković
Lithuania Rokas "EspiranTo" Milasauskas
Lithuania Nikolaj "kalinka" Rysakov

Lithuania Nikolaj 'kalinka' Rysakov
Nikolaj 'kalinka' Rysakov
Age:
23
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.06
Maps played:
265
KPR:
0.75
DPR:
0.72
APR:
0.14
Serbia Nemanja 'nexa' Isaković
Nemanja 'nexa' Isaković
Age:
20
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.04
Maps played:
200
KPR:
0.70
DPR:
0.66
APR:
0.15
Denmark Jesper 'TENZKI' Plougmann
Jesper 'TENZKI' Plougmann
Age:
23
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.02
Maps played:
657
KPR:
0.69
DPR:
0.66
APR:
0.15
Denmark Asger 'AcilioN' Larsen
Asger 'AcilioN' Larsen
Age:
21
Team:
Rating 1.0:
0.98
Maps played:
783
KPR:
0.68
DPR:
0.68
APR:
0.15
Lithuania Rokas 'EspiranTo' Milasauskas
Rokas 'EspiranTo' Milasauskas
Age:
16
Team:
Rating 1.0:
1.08
Maps played:
119
KPR:
0.77
DPR:
0.70
APR:
0.09
#1
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Germany ceeazy 
hfhf
2017-11-17 12:23
#197
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Andorra RuleFive 
no
2017-11-17 15:59
#202
LASER | 
Europe Laser_ 
MANS NOT HOT STICKERS INC.
2017-11-17 16:14
#224
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Israel MuslimLover 
TAKE OFF UR JACKET
2017-11-17 17:14
#226
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CIS Sforz 
SKIBI DI
2017-11-17 17:33
#261
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Portugal rayNeen 
I Said "babe Mans Not Hot"
2017-11-17 23:56
#231
REZ | 
Sweden mellee 
omfg YES
2017-11-17 18:19
n1
2017-11-17 12:23
LMFAO
2017-11-17 12:23
#8
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Serbia Removekebab13 
Lets go nexa
2017-11-17 12:23
#12
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Norway mathio 
Too soon
2017-11-17 12:23
+1
2017-11-17 16:14
lol wat
2017-11-17 12:23
#16
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Sweden Mrjohn 
bots
2017-11-17 12:23
Wtf is this?
2017-11-17 12:24
#29
liTTle | 
CIS Dowa) 
I agree this team zero hot man xD
2017-11-17 12:24
Hahahah
2017-11-17 12:25
#30
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Brazil Charizaldo 
nice name
2017-11-17 12:24
#35
Xyp9x | 
Netherlands JeMoeder 
i just hope some new rich dudes buys them and keeps the name. New favorite team then
2017-11-17 12:25
:) hehe
2017-11-17 14:23
lets go Kalinka
2017-11-17 12:25
#40
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Sweden snaKe^ 
tier5 confirmed!
2017-11-17 12:26
MANS NOT HOT EPIC
2017-11-17 12:26
This is excellent!
2017-11-17 12:27
...i give this team 2 months at max before diband
2017-11-17 12:27
#91
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Europe 0l0f0RutIN 
This team will be good if they don't get hot
2017-11-17 12:54
+1
2017-11-17 18:36
I hope I never hear about them again because the name is fucking retarded just as that kind of "rap" because that is not rap, that is pure gay xD
2017-11-17 12:27
#76
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Estonia swag420weed 
Do you no that he is acting? He is an actor...
2017-11-17 12:44
He do yes.
2017-11-17 18:54
If he made such a songs its was to get the buzz. And he got it, he made millions of people laugh by looking like a clown. And you? What have you done outside loosing two world wars?
2017-11-17 12:48
I know what I am not doing - judging people by their flaggue and being a retard that thinks that the modern generation has something to do with the both wars. Think again. And now I can tell you what I do, I work with problematic youth and make sure they are not lost in the world of criminals, drugs and "music" like this xD
2017-11-17 12:49
nt, I never click on any links from any HLTV users. I know you want me to click on it xD but I won't xDD and now what?
2017-11-17 13:18
hahah dumbass
2017-11-17 13:18
there is a dumbass in your pants, which you prolly can't even see :D
2017-11-17 13:19
hahah
2017-11-17 13:19
#193
HEN1 | 
Latvia De1Co 
At least he has something to see...
2017-11-17 15:47
hahah dumbass
2017-11-17 17:12
#176
FalleN | 
France nyygma 
Lmao +1
2017-11-17 14:55
#187
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Switzerland Technofied 
he wasnt even alive during WW2 low quality bait smh how low hltv users have fell
2017-11-17 15:23
Hltv has always been lowshittier.
2017-11-17 16:32
luxemburg lul getting assraped in 1 hour by germany twice in a century but what to expect from a country that spend 90% of its time under the dutch
2017-11-17 16:31
Shh, now we're richer than you, enjoy being raped by mudslims. And enjoy having no army anymore, thats what you get from getting raped by the brits and the russians.
2017-11-17 16:33
45% foreign nationals in your country lul
2017-11-17 16:34
Cologne Lul How did it felt behind divided in 4 by the brits russians french and muricans How did it felt being under russian control for so many years en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_.. At least our foreigners are european, right, ahmed? :)
2017-11-17 16:38
#242
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Germany waien 
What weve done outside loosing two world wars? We invented the thing , with which you wrote that stupid sentence. Dumbass
2017-11-17 19:08
so cute. still have lost all of the wars u fought
2017-11-17 21:39
Forgot killing millions of innocent women children and men.
2017-11-18 09:30
#287
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Germany waien 
Yeah cause all of the germans that are alive NOW did this. So stupid. By the way , search on YT „what did the germans invented“ More than luxemburg and sweden i bet
2017-11-30 17:23
that song isnt meant to be a rap song, it was just a retarded freestyle done by a viner that went viral and he decided to do a parody clip about it and it went even more viral
2017-11-17 14:44
#52
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Europe EraXYT 
YES FUCK YES LEEETS GOOOO
2017-11-17 12:30
nice disband now
2017-11-17 12:33
#57
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Faroe Islands shubaNNN 
tier 100
2017-11-17 12:33
#60
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Sweden TDK Em1L 
kinda decent team, can do some damage at the online qualifiers(soo rip nip/vp/gambit/ etc more unless they disband before the next qualifiers LUL)
2017-11-17 12:35
Vp and gambit legends dont need to qualify like other plebs
2017-11-17 12:41
#86
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Sweden TDK Em1L 
Well there are other qualifiers than just the major, counting esea premier shieeet and all other types of stuff.
2017-11-17 12:52
better than ''Trump's Anime Team''?
2017-11-17 12:38
#69
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Poland BlaZeCS 
cool
2017-11-17 12:39
good that they got rid of percy
2017-11-17 12:40
#78
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Serbia Suckleus 
+99
2017-11-17 12:47
#164
mankzy | 
Denmark Phoey 
Yea, Tenzki is a huge upgrade. But Percy was never a part of the team. He plays for LPSP alongside Netrick, Natosaphix, rezex and smf.
2017-11-17 14:48
but they played the whole qualifier with percy
2017-11-17 15:41
#199
mankzy | 
Denmark Phoey 
Back then it was a mix team. They decided to make a team after the impressive qualifier. Percy wasn't available, so AcilioN picked up his former Dignitas teammate Tenzki. Huge upgrade, i think this team can be good.
2017-11-17 16:11
#81
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Latvia rEEinolds 
Sick bra!
2017-11-17 12:48
I see tenzki and acilion at all newly formed teams then team gets disbanded ...
2017-11-17 12:49
+111111111
2017-11-17 19:58
this is gay but so good aswell..
2017-11-17 12:56
Why do csgo teams always choose the most retarded team names -_- They could at least spell it right. And why does it have to be all CAPS. wtf
2017-11-17 12:56
Nice meme
2017-11-17 12:59
#243
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United States koyoCSGO 
Cucumber Water stickers inc
2017-11-17 19:21
MFDOOM mf
2017-11-17 20:25
What does the team name mean, because I don't get it.
2017-11-17 12:57
2017-11-17 13:20
hehe, had never listened to the words but he does seem like a closet homosexual to me.
2017-11-17 13:36
#99
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Lithuania eqk3 
PogChamp
2017-11-17 13:01
#102
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Russia purplemaze 
This team is probably better than current Immortals roster. Why not buy them out.
2017-11-17 13:10
#172
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Sweden zeromeister 
probably?? 100%
2017-11-17 14:52
Good luck . Potential team
2017-11-17 13:16
#110
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Turkey nonstopg0_0 
-tenzki +percy
2017-11-17 13:19
#227
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Poland Puncoll 
-kalinka _percy
2017-11-17 17:38
-tenzki +any FPL player really Espiranto finally on a team lul
2017-11-17 21:41
#115
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Australia kTw0 
Stale Meme
2017-11-17 13:25
OMG memelords
2017-11-17 13:26
if they take off their jacker then they re tier1 team
2017-11-17 13:26
#173
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Sweden zeromeister 
but mans not hot
2017-11-17 14:52
#218
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France Vipair 
Can never be hot
2017-11-17 16:48
#264
B1ad3 | 
United Kingdom duff3 
Perspiration ting
2017-11-18 00:21
#270
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Russia FailCur3 
Lynx Effect
2017-11-18 07:42
#127
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Australia HXMER 
beta team
2017-11-17 13:31
#137
EspiranTo | 
Estonia pj4 
Woooo
2017-11-17 13:37
#139
EspiranTo | 
Estonia pj4 
Easy for fpl gods + danish players
2017-11-17 13:38
They will reach nothing. Typical online team.
2017-11-17 13:44
niiiice gl for them
2017-11-17 14:30
ez top30
2017-11-17 14:42
DEAD MEME
2017-11-17 14:44
not yet
2017-11-17 18:31
#166
ANa | 
Brazil S3TR0C 
I wonder what their logo will look like. LOL
2017-11-17 14:48
#228
ANa | 
Brazil S3TR0C 
Possibly...
2017-11-17 17:49
#168
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Lithuania mimfex 
TOP30 INCOMING <333
2017-11-17 14:49
#174
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Poland Oleczeq 
-kalinka -espiranto +minise +zywoo
2017-11-17 14:52
#182
EspiranTo | 
Estonia pj4 
minise omegalul
2017-11-17 15:07
Remove both best players nt
2017-11-17 18:27
BEST TEAM NAME EVER
2017-11-17 14:57
Nice name haHAA
2017-11-17 14:59
#219
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France Vipair 
Like yours idiot
2017-11-17 16:49
I see tenzki and acilion at all newly formed teams then team gets disbanded ...
2017-11-17 15:06
#183
EspiranTo | 
Estonia pj4 
so you would just recommend them to quit competitive csgo just because their earlier teams disbanded?
2017-11-17 15:09
no, but I would never pick them as teammates
2017-11-17 20:00
#184
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Malta Rolezk1 
Alot of potential but cut Acilion to make MAN HOT
2017-11-17 15:11
#192
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Poland Banan18 
mans not suprised
2017-11-17 15:46
#198
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Canada thelegend27 
tier 1
2017-11-17 16:11
Let's go bro, they played so well in qualifier
2017-11-17 16:13
lol
2017-11-17 16:14
#204
oskar | 
Czech Republic reka20 
The thing goes ? :D <3 FUCK FAZE , SK this one is the best team for a whole earth
2017-11-17 16:16
#207
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Poland bleyd1337 
ESPIRANTO KOT
2017-11-17 16:20
best name team
2017-11-17 16:30
#215
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United States jaem 
niceeee
2017-11-17 16:36
#217
REZ | 
United States skurr 
ya done now
2017-11-17 16:44
Nice meme btw
2017-11-17 16:51
#221
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Denmark Xipingu 
LOL that name :D 3 potentials and 2 bots. I guess that is fine for a team, hoping for the best :)
2017-11-17 17:04
#222
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Poland zJe 
Dignitas back?
2017-11-17 17:10
Another team thats going to start playing with other players immediately and then disband after 1 month
2017-11-17 17:30
memeteam, mans not hot and kalinka
2017-11-17 18:13
#233
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Truly a god-awful name for a team...
2017-11-17 18:29
mans? men maybe?
2017-11-17 18:55
#278
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Belgium nano01 
I hope u are trolling right?
2017-11-18 23:33
#247
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Lithuania Paulius_CS 
Lithuanian fragging + Danish stability
2017-11-17 20:03
Shut the fuck up you dumb stupid bitch
2017-11-22 18:25
#285
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Lithuania Paulius_CS 
die cancer faggot
2017-11-22 19:20
we are very confident,everybody is motivated bla bla bla bla never heard before LUL
2017-11-17 21:42
#253
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Lithuania finkoo 
e z
2017-11-17 21:53
fk yeah despacito and nexa in a team!
2017-11-17 22:15
#256
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Finland kaviyy 
lul nice name
2017-11-17 22:52
Ma boi nexa
2017-11-17 23:36
top1
2017-11-17 23:53
MANS NOT HOT ESPIRANTO
2017-11-17 23:55
#265
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United States 420Pizza 
Another great meme for our community.
2017-11-18 00:55
#268
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Argentina FitzeRr 
strong lineup
2017-11-18 05:28
tier 7 not hot
2017-11-18 06:49
#272
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North America Techno_Lover 
Team will never achieve anything.
2017-11-18 11:04
GL HF
2017-11-18 13:37
The lineup is a bigger joke than the team's name
2017-11-18 16:45
#275
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Indonesia FinZzz 
What are you doing with your life acillion? Like seriously dude.....
2017-11-18 17:02
#276
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United Arab Emirates DuncanAK 
smoke trees
2017-11-18 20:18
New nicknames: Big Shaq, Skutnu, Raknu, Asnee
2017-11-18 21:52
#279
Happy | 
Sweden huggan 
cringy name
2017-11-19 02:22
"dead meme" "newfags" "cringe" "edgy" and you guys are the ones spamming twitch emotes on twitch??
2017-11-19 04:15
#281
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Poland emades 
Skkkkrrrrrt pow pow pow pow!
2017-11-19 04:40
#282
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Romania SkipLD 
They played those games with Percy not with tenzki no?
2017-11-19 13:10
Just Sauce. Raw Sauce
2017-11-20 04:16
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