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Greetings losers,
Before you step another foot in my profile I advise you check yourself homie. Think to yourself right this very second, "Am I a fan of Jesper "JW" Wecksell?" If you answered no then you can leave right now and never look back. Alternatively, if you think to yourself, "JW who?", "JW fuck you" I say.

On the other hand, if you are a fan of JW also known as 3x Major Champion, 1x Major MVP, greatest AWPer of all time and part time King of Sweden then you are very welcome here as you clearly have an IQ of at least 140.

Not only is JW the greatest AWPer to ever grace this game he is also a CS veteran, trust me nerd, no matter how cool your shitty 5 year veteran coin is, its nothing on JW's he was trash talking Christopher "GeT_RiGhT" Alesund on LAN as fnatic laid waste to Ninjas In Pyjamas before people even knew who he was.
In fact you could barely hear the "JäVLA HELVETE" continuous screams from Emil "HeatoN" Christensen over the roar of the 10 odd people in the crowd. On a side note all of these 10 odd people in the crowd are JW supporters. HeatoN couldn't believe his luck when he stumbled upon a natural talent like GeT_RiGhT and now he is left disappointed as he just watched his prodigy get nutted upon by GOD JW.
JW is so good he even has the little scroll bar on HLTV.org where all of his trophies are shown as he has too many to fit on 1 page, how many do you have? None, that's what I thought.

Not only is JW a GOD but hes also rich as fuck, $687,000 in just prize money over the course of his career. WOW THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY! To be honest I think that JW has probably made at least $1 billion over the course of his career, think about how much cash he has rolling in. A little known fact is that JW invented crypto currency. As well as this JW also owns his own gaming store in Sweden where all the kids from reddit can't wait to buy some exclusive JW merchandise its been scientifically proven that playing CS:GO with JW merchandise makes you a better player, just like naming your AWP Asiimov Field-Tested that you bought with your mum's credit card "Magic Stick" also makes you a better player.

Talking of "Magic Stick" JW's AWP|Dragon Lore that he purchased after winning his first LAN when he was only 11 years is called "Elder Wand" what's cooler? Some stick that Kenny "kennyS" Schrub picked up in the forest or the Elder Wand, the most powerful wand ever created. Why did I even bother asking you this, you already know, that is a rhetorical question, I bet you don't know what that means but JW definetly does.

To summarise, JW is just so much better than you will ever be. Next time you hit a lucky flick in your Gold Nova II matchmaking game, just remember, JW has done it before and he did it better.
For those of you the made it to here can join my 0 MAJOR GROUP


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