"first of all there's no girls on the internet" rogueplayer ©
"come on chuck..my name is also Charles so lets not lie to each other ok friend????" Trump2020KAG ©
"i dont jerk off. because jerking off is touching a dick and thats gay af." alpha_nerd ©
EVER1: ugly people should not be allowed to have children
rogueplayer: guess your family tree ends with you then
"To get a GF you have to be GE first, because E comes before F." UknowY ©
lotnok: if u find out ur gf has a dildo and it's bigger than your dick, is it normal to be jealous??
henlo: a dildo smaller than your dick would be pretty hard to find tbh