Hello, my name is Dr. phil. UknowY.
I have a masters degree in "advanced international baiting theory" from the University of Baitimore, Maryland, and a 'summa cum laude' PhD thesis in "sophisticated baiting techniques and their cognitive ramification in neurologic behavioral adaptation". My dissertation adviser was Prof. Dr. Dr. habil Siegmund Fraud.
Only high IQ people can decipher my baits and see them for what they really are. Low IQ people and snowflakes will get triggered by them. This is part of an ongoing study on IQ dispersion amongst HLTV users.
I work as the international spokesperson of Sarcasm Incorporated.
I also play CS since 2000 and follow this site since a time when there was a true HLTV.