mEZENCEphalon
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Signed up 2018-10-24
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People like to call me a self proclaimed alpha male
Self proclaimed?????? Let’s have you decide I’m 6’5 250 shredded I go to the gym 6 times a week and lift the most out of everyone
I have completed many mind destroying challenges such as a half marathon and staying up for 3 straight days. I constantly challenge myself to improve mentally and physically. You wish you were me haha it’s a challenge and there’s nothing I love more than a challenge. I push myself to the extreme. I push myself where others are afraid to go. It makes me stronger, better, smarter. You wouldn’t understand you don’t have the drive to be an alpha, most people don’t.

I know this might be hard for you basement dwelling brainlet scrawny HLTV addicted betas but please go to reddit or something.
Us alphas and high IQ users have really hard times discussing lifting and high level educational topics. It makes the site boring and no fun to be on when you kids spam. If you can’t bench 250+ (which is way under what I can do) please leave the site or at least stay the fuck off my lifting threads.
You're all a bunch of fucking useless virgin beta losers. How does posting 10+ times a day here improve or better yours or anyone's life? How does this raise your intellect? "Oh look at me, I'm repeatedly going to spam the same comments/threads over and over again!"
How about you actually do something productive, even if you're here for humour at least offer it instead of being mindless morons? Instead of just accepting your fate as a bunch of basement virgins how about you try to accomplish something?
Look at me for example. I'm a tall handsome Dane who's fucked more women overall than Wilt Chamberlain. Sure you can't be a sexy alpha like myself but at least try to make SOMETHING out of your pathetic lives...

HAHAH 2 HOURS OF DAILY EXERCISE?????? ARE YOU DOING CARDIO YOU LITTLE BETA??? HOW ABOUT YOU PUMP SOME IRON YOU FUCKING PUSSY HAHAHAHAHA

xxxoshi in the chat you Cloud9 fanboy. Give me ONE reason RIGHT NOW you absolute moron of a human being as to why we should not be sleeping on Cloud9 because the fact of the matter is if you watched them preform at that event - if you opened your GODDAMN eyes that your mother you - err, fucking vagina and you watched that game of Counter Strike, and you used an objective style of counter - of watching anything you stupid fuck you could see that they didn't actually play ANYTHING worth convincing. They played scrimmy CS - do they have individuals that can perform well? Is that gonna win you games against the best teams in the fucking world? NO ITS NOT. So unless they're gonna turn things a complete fucking 180 around, Cloud9 are not gonna make top 8 bro, so just go back to being a Cloud9 fanboy and spamming all your stupid bullshit in twitch chat, cuz you gotta open your fucking eyes you have to watch the game for what it is and stop being - err having bias. This is what people need to stop doing in the whole world: STOP being biased at things because you're part of a tribe or fanclub. Start actually THINKING. If you want to be OBJECTIVE if you want to make decisions in life, you need to use your FUCKING EYES and use your brain. Stop being morons, I'm FED UP with these cunts tweeting shit at me when they're just, ABSOLUTELY closed-minded idiots.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


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