Hello men, welcome to my profile. I am friendly towards all hltv mens. I dont like bad baits. I still w8 for the gr8 b8 to r8 it 8/8 m8. Thank you.
edit* i found the gr8 b8 which is 8/8 : https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2176352/this-is-a-bait#r38863979
Some copy pastas:
NotSoFanaticGuy skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...obo using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
F? F what? The letter before G? The letter after E? Did you know that in Fu the F stands for “fuck?” So your reply is “fuck?” or F as in Flourine? Do you need some Special F for breakfast? F as in I can fuck you? Can I fuck you and feed you to hungry falcons? Falcons have an f in it. "F”? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "F”?Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "F” - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "F” once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "F” on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "f” guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "F” guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "F”. Alright listen up motherfucker, and get your comfy seat because we're gonna be here a while. Do you really think you can just get away with "f" as a message? What if someone did that to you, huh? Do you think you would like it? Making an entire paragraph to get a fuckin' one letter response of the sixth letter in the alphabet, you think that's fuckin' funny, jackass? Do you want your crush to respond back with "f” after you spill your feelings out like this? (Take me back, Emma.) Huh? What if I did it to you? F. Did you fuckin' like that? What, did you just jizz in your pants because someone disregarded your entire effort of writing this ENTIRE paragraph FROM HAND in about fifteen minutes? That just makes me feel fucking rejected just like my ex. (Take me back, Roxanne.) f. What're you, fuckin' gay? Can I have a response that actually MEANS something instead of just shitfacing our "conversation" with the spam of "f?”. Now occasionally with questions or something it's reasonable, but doing it to any fucking response they say. "We're having a nuclear crisis, you have fifteen minutes to evacuate." You're the type of person that would fuckin' say "f” to that, you limp dick hypocrite. You think you can get away with this, right? You think it's SOOOOOO funny to do this shit, but I can guarantee that you'll be taken out back and shot soon. You're fucking dead, "f”ucker.
Stfu you trash awp abuser, the day Valve develops a brain and nerfs the awp you will be back to 1.10 rating mediocrity alongside device, Zywoo and all these other bots, think you're hot shit because you aim at the nutsack and press mouse1? Wake up, you even started baiting like Jame, it's embarrassing to watch.
Elige, Twistzz, electronic, ropz and even XANTARES, all better than you and it's not even close, cold at his peak was 10 times the better and smarter player when compared to you right now, you're a low IQ player that only gets kills because of the awp, we both know it, you even said it yourself "the awp is actually the easiest weapon in game".
So stfu, YOU'RE trash, when you were forced to rifle you lost a 1v1 to summit1g, give me a break LMFAO
BOTH little boys AND girls should learn at a VERY young age, that we are NOT meant to fight each other physically.
Males beating up females ... should just be executed by law.
A female hitting a male ????!
I mean ... what ON EARTH went wrong in her upbringing?
I would try ONCE to convince her VERBALLY that it is UTTERLY DANGEROUS for her to engage in this absolutely hopeless endeavor.
If that doesn't work: Okay, fine.
I would "present the capabilities of a male body" in such a way, that she would NEVER consider or even dream about hitting a male EVER again!
I NEVER strike first ... but ALWAYS last.
That goes for males too, no matter how many they are ... ;O)
In other words: SOM'DIN' went terribly wrong BEFORE, it got/gets to physical attacks.
I know A LOT about fighting ... but actually almost never did!
"Communication is the universal solver". (American philosopher)
Hello friend, I now discuss because MiBR is be next major win, People say thing “Liquid top 1, MiBR not good” and I talk “bro, no no MiBR go fuck you rely hard triste my bro” and they no answer I, are prety cool I see. Me go talk avoar player plaing mibr csgo
I look baguette talking zywoo god, but 1 god i kno are Fer god numbe 1. Some guys say god are is not really real but they sair shit this because fer is unreal and made not believe play
FalleN the mastermind, he best awper, even s1mple said that.( Source: m.imgur.com/g8Q0wHY) but source nas game mens)))) i play 1.6 when fnx is top1 fnx dois major
Taco is the Lampião, i do não talk more it’re just it.
Zelão very very smart player this is not normal...maybe he are wallhacker but Brazil not cheater brazil are god people and zeus=god so zews>>stewie2gay
Lucas1 no hero mibr wasted is mibr hero neon she is q ota machine já vai boltz KkkKKKK he bette astralis yes yes.
because of this up mibr win major and i eat get dragon lore do Martinho, his my fire yes. Are you concord?
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure
Help GTR perform and have a chance to win a package for your team
Boost his rating with Runtime Nutrition.
The Aleksib is a blonde haired lion , in his natural habitat at Ence. But the xseven is botting the last 2 maps Ence have played.
The Aleksib will be removed from its natural habitat , BECAUSE ENCE ARE JUST FUCKING RETARDED HOLY SHIT.
I'm Jim, AKA Arboga and I believe in fitness. I'm a fully grown, post pubescent, 25 year old man that loves video games, comic books, and pro wrestling. My heros are Arnold Schwarzenegger and Stone Cold Steve Austin. I'm also a New York City native.
I'm not very fond of people who sit in Starbucks with their gluten free beards, turtlenecks and Macbooks pretending to be outraged over the color of cheese or some other social justice BS.
I love climbing trees too. My Viking themed channel is a tribute to my Scandinavian heritage. I'm a highly aggressive, testosterone riddled gamer. My hobbies include cutting WWE style promos with my obnoxious NYC accent on unsuspected foe in online multiplayer games, working out, and making the best grilled cheese known to mankind.
Please do, gather around, strap in, and join my ever growing family on HLTV.
Simple - this ..something.., is really low skilled player, his morality is low. its time to retiere with zeus and navi dendi.
Bimich - too young player, his calls is awful, he can fight disbanded optic, but not g2 or any strong team or even .. HEROIC))
Guardian - no comment.
Elec - really good and skilled player.
Flamie - pistol king, also strong morality.
Jame - best cis awp. Best CIS player tho.
Rifler 1 - sh1ro
Rifler 2 - gospodarov (from navi junior)
ALL TEAM from cis, all speak russian. Jame is the pefect leader/awp player.