1v1 me in soggy biscuit
still waiting to 1v1 top_shagger_sa1
(after 1st time i was kidnapped by bcko)
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Ants are attracted to cum and I can prove it.
I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed.
The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight pussies.
I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis.
They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mom walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor.
My mom runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.
skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up..
Esports are not sports. It's not a fucking sport so stop fucking calling it one. These little twigs are not athletes and they don't need dri-fit "jerseys" with their names on em, because jerseys with names and numbers serve an actual function when you're running around on a field, not so much when you're glued to a $1000 chair.
I'm sick of people calling e-sports the new sports. It's not a fucking sport Im typing this on the toilet right now and that's about as much movement as is being done when playing csgo Just because you put a couple thousand people in a stadium, still, doesn't make it a sport and Im sick of gaming nerds comparing this shit to real actual sports
Im nota jock I play rocket league and counter stricke But im sick of this new movement to try and pretend like video games are inherently good the way actual sports are If your kid plays sports hes physicslly active and he's being social and it's healthy for him CSGO cant replace that and ruins your social life
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool fps game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
You Cloud9 fanboy. Give me ONE reason RIGHT NOW you absolute moron of a human being as to why we should not be sleeping on Cloud9 because the fact of the matter is if you watched them preform at that event - if you opened your GODDAMN eyes that your mother you - err, fucking vagina and you watched that game of Counter Strike, and you used an objective style of counter - of watching anything you stupid fuck you could see that they didn't actually play ANYTHING worth convincing. They played scrimmy CS - do they have individuals that can perform well? Is that gonna win you games against the best teams in the fucking world? NO ITS NOT. So unless they're gonna turn things a complete fucking 180 around, Cloud9 are not gonna make top 8 bro, so just go back to being a Cloud9 fanboy and spamming all your stupid bullshit in twitch chat, cuz you gotta open your fucking eyes you have to watch the game for what it is and stop being - err having bias. This is what people need to stop doing in the whole world: STOP being biased at things because you're part of a tribe or fanclub. Start actually THINKING. If you want to be OBJECTIVE if you want to make decisions in life, you need to use your FUCKING EYES and use your brain. Stop being morons, I'm FED UP with these cunts tweeting shit at me when they're just, ABSOLUTELY closed-minded idiots.
As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so free. KEKW
Allu is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "going B, but then benching AleksiB". He also has a second little known tactic of "going A, but then going home without any wins". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure.
"We're doing really great, allu is a great in-game leader, he has been making great calls and everyone is just having fun. It's just what we need."
you only need 24 fps anyway, thats the max a human eye can see
wtf are you want dude?
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