1v1 me in soggy biscuit
still waiting to 1v1 top_shagger_sa1
(after 1st time i was kidnapped by bcko)
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Ants are attracted to cum and I can prove it.
I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed.
The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight pussies.
I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis.
They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mom walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor.
My mom runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.
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ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
Esports are not sports. It's not a fucking sport so stop fucking calling it one. These little twigs are not athletes and they don't need dri-fit "jerseys" with their names on em, because jerseys with names and numbers serve an actual function when you're running around on a field, not so much when you're glued to a $1000 chair.
I'm sick of people calling e-sports the new sports. It's not a fucking sport Im typing this on the toilet right now and that's about as much movement as is being done when playing csgo Just because you put a couple thousand people in a stadium, still, doesn't make it a sport and Im sick of gaming nerds comparing this shit to real actual sports
Im nota jock I play rocket league and counter stricke But im sick of this new movement to try and pretend like video games are inherently good the way actual sports are If your kid plays sports hes physicslly active and he's being social and it's healthy for him CSGO cant replace that and ruins your social life
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool fps game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on hltv by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is hltv. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
You Cloud9 fanboy. Give me ONE reason RIGHT NOW you absolute moron of a human being as to why we should not be sleeping on Cloud9 because the fact of the matter is if you watched them preform at that event - if you opened your GODDAMN eyes that your mother you - err, fucking vagina and you watched that game of Counter Strike, and you used an objective style of counter - of watching anything you stupid fuck you could see that they didn't actually play ANYTHING worth convincing. They played scrimmy CS - do they have individuals that can perform well? Is that gonna win you games against the best teams in the fucking world? NO ITS NOT. So unless they're gonna turn things a complete fucking 180 around, Cloud9 are not gonna make top 8 bro, so just go back to being a Cloud9 fanboy and spamming all your stupid bullshit in twitch chat, cuz you gotta open your fucking eyes you have to watch the game for what it is and stop being - err having bias. This is what people need to stop doing in the whole world: STOP being biased at things because you're part of a tribe or fanclub. Start actually THINKING. If you want to be OBJECTIVE if you want to make decisions in life, you need to use your FUCKING EYES and use your brain. Stop being morons, I'm FED UP with these cunts tweeting shit at me when they're just, ABSOLUTELY closed-minded idiots.
I was in Kiev a few months ago at the Beach Club Fesitval. I had to blink a few times to believe it was true, but I saw Sasha "s1mple" Kostyliev there. He was hanging with a few girls, strange cause I thought he had a girlfriend. I went up to him and said: Hey s1mple! I'm your biggest fan! All he said was: "chto?". So I repeated myself, but he was just going on "chto? chto"? and he put his head against me like a bullfight. Then he headbutted me lightly and said CHTO BLYAD!!? I pushed him away lightly I said where is your girlfriend? , why are you hanging with other girls, cheating? He just laughed and pointed at me while taking a whole tray of champagne from the bartender. The bartender looked sad but said nothing. The girls laughed too and he said debil blyad and just laughed me away.
today I saw stanislaw in my local grocery. he was buying a lot of doritos and mountain dew, so i went over to him to ask if he was alright. he said that he was sad that imapet left and that he regretted kicking him. I wanted to comfort him, but then he attacked me and booped me on the shoulder with the flick of his wrist. he proceeded to surf out the snacks aisle right into the frozen goods section, so i followed cause I needed to cool my dislocated shoulder. booof! stanislaw vanished in a puff of smoke and that is the last time I saw him
so my mom got on my phone without my permission for some reason and went into my camera roll and messages. im an aspiring artist and i wanted to draw the house across the street. i took some picutres of the house so i knew what it looked like zoomed in and far. apparently a few of the pictures had the nieghborgirl across the street changing through the window. this is just a stupid coincidence but she doesnt believe me. she took my phone and is thinking about telling the neighbors. how do i explain to her that this is all just a stupid misunderstanding?
As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so free. KEKW
Absolutely pathetic how many people in this video stream are getting "hype" over what is essentially a point-and-click adventure with WASD added. You sit there saying "poggers," absolutely revolting. When is the last time you contributed to society?
All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. Fucking terrbile player tbh.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.
All the shitty baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.
I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA Dm's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen Niko popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur fucking nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.
this is why forest and get right are sick players. they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click.
I cannot believe my son is watching thousands of people typing nonsense in this chat. It is disturbing that small children today get influenced by it and type garbage like “LUL” & “KEKW”. What does it even mean and how do you find it funny? What do all of you people get by typing all day in chat? Grow up and get a life
players are fantastic, just need to work on comms, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade and smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
Quit gaming 6 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck.
Allu is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "going B, but then benching AleksiB". He also has a second little known tactic of "going A, but then going home without any wins". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure.
"We're doing really great, allu is a great in-game leader, he has been making great calls and everyone is just having fun. It's just what we need."
FaZe NiKo is an absolute BEAST. One time I heard he was playing CS in a forest in Bosnia and he got ambushed by a BEAR!!! He smacked it in the face with his keyboard, knocking it out cold, then quickly returned to the game to win a 1vs5 clutch. Top 1 2020 for sure..
is it me or is olof a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick
you only need 24 fps anyway, thats the max a human eye can see
wtf are you want dude?
i forgot now how to properly write this
If you see me IRL you will ran away from me
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
USA is a nice country, just needs to work on police brutality, black rights, racist president, starting wars, corona spreading, wearing facemasks not respecting Haiti independence .
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