Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Indianapolis, Indiana
And Columbus is the capital of Ohio
There's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana
Then there's Denver, Colorado, under Boise, Idaho.
Texas has Austin, then we go north
To Massachusetts' Boston, and Albany, New York
Tallahassee, Florida, and Washington, D.C.
Santa Fe, New Mexico, and Nashville, Tennessee.
Elvis used to hang out there a lot, ya know.
Trenton's in New Jersey, north of Jefferson, Missouri
You've got Richmond in Virginia; South Dakota has Pierre
Harrisburg's in Pennsylvania and Augusta's up in Maine
And here is Providence, Rhode Island, next to Dover, Delaware.
Concord, New Hampshire, just a quick jaunt
To Montpelier, which is up in Vermont
Hartford's in Connecticut, so pretty in the fall
And Kansas has Topeka; Minnesota has St Paul.
Juneau's in Alaska and there's Lincoln in Nebraska
And it's Raleigh out in North Carolina and then
There's Madison, Wisconsin, and Olympia in Washington
Phoenix, Arizona, and Lansing, Michigan.
Here's Honolulu; Hawaii's a joy
Jackson, Mississippi, and Springfield, Illinois
South Carolina with Columbia down the way
And Annapolis in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay.
They have wonderful clam chowder.
Cheyenne is in Wyomin' and perhaps you make your home in
Salt Lake City out in Utah, where the Buffalo roam
Atlanta's down in Georgia, and there's Bismarck, North Dakota
And you can live in Frankfort in your old Kentucky home.
Salem in Oregon; from there we join
Little Rock in Arkansas; Iowa's got Des Moines
Sacramento, California; Oklahoma and its city
Charleston, West Virginia, and Nevada, Carson City.
That's all the capitals there are!

Do you know
The names of the US residents
Who then became the Presidents
And got a view from the White House loo
Of Pennsylvania Avenue?

George Washington was the first, you see
He once chopped down a cherry tree
President number two would be
John Adams and then number three
Tom Jefferson stayed up to write
The Declaration late at night
So he and his wife had a great big fight
And she made him sleep on the couch all night

James Madison never had a son
And he fought the War of 1812
James Monroe's colossal nose
Was bigger than Pinocchio's
John Quincy Adams was number six
And it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicks
So Jackson learns to play politics
Next time he's the one that the country picks

Martin Van Buren number eight
For one term shot as Chief of State
William Harrison, how do you praise?
That guy was dead in thirty days!
John Tyler he liked country folk
And after him came President Polk
Zachary Taylor liked to smoke
His breath killed friends whenever he spoke

1850, really nifty
Millard Fillmore's in
Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce
The man without a chin
Follows next a period spanning
Four long years with James Buchanan
Then the South start shooting cannon
And we've got a Civil War

A war!
A war down south in Dixie!

Up to bat comes old Abe Lincoln
There's a guy who's really thinking
Kept the United States from shrinking
Saved the ship of state from sinking
Andrew Johnson's next, he had some slight defects
Congress each would impeach
And so the country now elects
Ulysses Simpson Grant, who would scream and rave and rant
While drinking whiskey, although risky
'Cause he'd spill it on his pants

It's 1877, and the democrats would gloat
But they're all amazed when Rutherford Hayes
Wins by just one vote

James Garfield, someone really hated
'Cause he was assassinated
Chester Arthur gets instated
Four years later he was traded
For Grover Cleveland, really fat
Elected twice as a democrat
Then Benjamin Harrison, after that
It's William McKinley up to bat
Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill
And President Taft he got the bill
In 1913 Woodrow Wiiilllllllson...
Takes us into World War I

Warren Harding, next in line
It's Calvin Coolidge, he does fine
And then in 1929
The market crashes and we find
It's Herbert Hoover's big debut
He gets the blame, and loses to
Franklin Roosevelt, President who
Helped us win in World War II

Harry Truman, weird little human
Serves two terms and when he's done
It's Eisenhower who's got the power
From '53 to '61
John Kennedy had Camelot
Then Lyndon Johnson took his spot
Richard Nixon, he gets caught
And Gerald Ford fell down a lot

Jimmy Carter liked camping trips
And Ronald Reagan's speeches' scripts
All came from famous movie clips
And President Bush said "read my lips"
Now in Washington D.C
That's democrats and the G.O.P
But the ones in charge are plain to see
The Clintons, Bill and Hillary

The next President to lead the way
Well, it just might be yourself one day
Then the press will distort everything you say
So jump in your plane and fly away
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Best singleplayer game you have ever played
I agree, definitely, but I still enjoyed playing it. I always say it's a bad Fallout, but a fun game.
illuminati dont exist
The mask question? I didn't make the mask symbol because I was at a party, I daresay my half-mask wouldn't mask anything, I just did it because I thought it looked cool, and I only did it briefly to e...
illuminati dont exist
Actually, hold on, if they are part of the Illuminati why are they doing it? Why would they bother making that symbol? So people like you can figure them out?
illuminati dont exist
Because I thought it looked like a mask. I can't really come up with a wholly plausible reason for why they do it, but do you expect that a lack thereof will somehow entice me and 'prove' to me that t...
illuminati dont exist
Okay, so you've never done an eye symbol like that? Or an upside down version of that (like one of those celebrities is doing)? I remember I used to do an upside down version of it because I thought i...
illuminati dont exist
Okay, but the article was about Greta being controlled by the Illuminati because she's making eye symbols, not that "durr everyone is making eye symbols", regardless it's not proof of anything either ...
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another basement dwelling freak alright thanks for wasting my time, cunt, greta making eye symbols is proof of... well, greta making fucking perceived eye symbols
illuminati dont exist
They exist, lol, but they don't control anything, unless you want to give proof other than.... symbolic pics of the month and.... this 'undeniable' proof of the occult elite?
illuminati dont exist
They exist, lol, but they don't control anything, unless you want to give proof other than.... symbolic pics of the month and.... this 'undeniable' proof of the occult elite?
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HLTV is worth $87 000 000
I'm not gay but $10 is $10 @Dmitrii
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Obviously not (or perhaps it's comedic gold, idfk), these games just happen to be great, but they're also popular so they naturally come to mind faster than games like Disco Elysium or Dark Messiah. W...
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There are several sources, lol, I've never seen one with the U.K. having 101, the only European country that I've seen have 101 is Switzerland, and probably some of the smaller ones that're never ment...
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Holy shit this guy has been plagued by scandals, even potentially kidnapping his own son lmfao
Best singleplayer game you have ever played
Why? You can see the same trends with popular games with other people's lists, so this probably says more about you than it does about anyone else.