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going inactive now, (9/10/21) need to focus on school and life and i'm wasting too much time on this site
most likely no one will come back to look at this other than pasta, but if anyone for some reason saved my profile, that's why im going inactive

too stressed everything is crashing down

now a very sad g2 fan after epl

G2 “Going2 Airport” is known as the fastest team to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the ESL Pro League, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.

also somewhat knowledgeable about PCs, usually i help out in the PC help posts



















we were in peace/g8Q0wHY/Jessica Mildon

8/8 0/8 expected

Source: trust me bro

who cars ?

dj 32k/month

mens))

uff... you almosted gave me an earth attack... i think a fox vac

i was dont know this details - seized

i arent think that

reported

are you fak you?

Gabriel "Two-Faced" Toledo (the name can change), ecolai, snakellu, s0mple, p1mple, zywho?, xi wu, choko, choke2, pennyS, baitF, jw pig, senor vac, woxic toxic, boombl4 eat you, Miikka "Firepower" Kemppi, VACO, noSee, etc

you'll prove it or ill kill you

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sry sry for insultes

Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer

azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars

how much (one of my favorites)

are you mad? cuz im not -taco and s1mple trash talking
^reminds me of this: https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2354456/mibr-excuses-list-100

fakin bich - s1mple

ez 4 ence

im feeling thank you - chrisj

cry is free

low sense abuser (then a bunch of spinoffs mocking people who say that, saying stuff like headshot abuser, crosshair abuser, etc)

its only game why you heff to be mad? (not really an hltv meme but s1mple said it too)

seriously? noo... seriiooously? no. -scream

jOELZ on LAN? i arent think that

(jw bestest)

[insert player] TOP 1

wtf are you want

Dosia hottest pro (X GOD)

GOD HUNDEN

cya in hell jermans im not racist i just dont like jermans

racista

bra71l

pure yoy

you are not my friend, my friend, you are brother my friend - pasha

thank mr friberg

bntet best polish player

something about being outside a lot with bmx i forgot

nt [insert] (prokda, noscene, favela, anything really)

human eye can only see 24fps

ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?

is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.

"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.
As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.
Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8.
I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):
(price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears
France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $
That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism)
Thank you for reading.

yo les noobs
There's a difference between a sniper playing for his teammates and the teammates playing for the sniper. I'm co-leading, organizing every defaults, our "bomb site taking", nades, etc ..
I'm going first when it's tough eco/buy round, and I'm throwing the nades when we do specific tactics. In the pistol round I'm buying the smokes and flashes.
Anyway life is tough sometimes but I'm getting paid very well. I don't care about having 30 frags, 1.50 rating, I don't care having fragmovie about me, I want to win. And you know what? I've been winning since 10 years with all of my teams.
I'm not here because I'm shox' best friend. Shox got kicked a couple of times and I've always followed him coz' I like playing with him, we see the game the same way and we have the same work ethic. No disrespect, today we have the best team ever, IG / Outgame. Still a young team but proud of what we've done so far.
So thanks you for thoses that are supporting me/us and the ignorant haters eat shit.

Allu is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic ”going B, but then benching AleksiB”. He also has a second little known tactic of ”going A, but then going home without any wins”. What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure.

You can't [action] on [company]-secured servers (You can't cheat on VAC Secured servers, you can't have alts on hltv-secured forums, etc)

All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. Fucking terrbile player tbh.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.

All the shitty baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.

I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA Dm's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen Niko popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur fucking nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.

this is why forest and get right are sick players. they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click.

1g

Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
^responding to a clip of hiko getting csgoed

you now me on smoke nice




Probably a lot more that i forgot to add since i didn't spend that much time on this, but does anyone have the one where it's a story about meeting some c9 CEO or something like that?I forgot the details of it so i can't find it, same for the one about having the reader imagine the highlight because he was afraid to get banned

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