Biography
Hey noobs There's a difference between a sniper playing for his teammates and the teammates playing for the sniper. I'm co-leading, organizing every defaults, our "bomb site taking", nades, etc .. I'm going first when it's tough eco/buy round, and I'm throwing the nades when we do specific tactics. In the pistol round I'm buying the smokes and flashes. Anyway life is tough sometimes but I'm getting paid very well. I don't care about having 30 frags, 1.50 rating, I don't care having fragmovie about me, I want to win. And you know what? I've been winning since 10 years with all of my teams. I'm not here because I'm shox' best friend. Shox got kicked a couple of times and I've always followed him coz' I like playing with him, we see the game the same way and we have the same work ethic. No disrepect, today we have the best team ever, IG / Outgame. Still a young team but proud of what we've done so far.
So thanks you for thoses that are supporting me/us and the ignorant haters eat shit.


11.06.2020
"So you are three-faced?
On hltv as volod1m1r, in reality is Dmytro and pretendin' to be Andrii.
0/8." fer | Denmark |iLoVeReD

"When I first introduced my girlfriend to csgo, we was watching navi vs vitality and I said zywoo and s1mple were the best in the world. She then said 'I like s1mple better because he isn't an obese basement dweller'." kr4sylya | United Kingdom Wazerz

INSULTS for countries collected from HLTV:

Germany:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDHVYjFDBgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM-6H1F37dc

Sweden:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leRsWGF3mSc

Brazil:
https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/1280872359386394625
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongrel_complex
https://www.timesofisrael.com/brazilian-pastor-prays-for-second-holocaust-to-destroy-the-jews-like-vermin/
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Finland:
https://imgur.com/gv9aHf4

Poland:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2nXG_G8btQ

World:
imgur.com/pcmnwAl
https://imgur.com/a/E0SinS3

Rossiya:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aK9KjMu7jI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csTfBX0zgzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8BHIR3QnSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDKaSOyKW9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IPxWwzSJrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-mZ7YdXO7I
Checkens in Moscow
https://m.lenta.ru/news/2020/07/12/izbienie/
Russia = Africa
https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aGdvDK0_700b.jpg

Communists:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=wH9T09f3ABc&feature=emb_title

France
https://imgur.com/nXXNRsM

USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjw5ykRiBkA

The Netherlands:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq5FfHOyj3U

Turkey:
https://i.gyazo.com/a235a903b98fcdbfb5d88ae9da3fc1da.png

China:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqWEBzIeDEk

Pakistan:
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/25/business/pakistan-fake-pilot-intl-hnk/index.html

bookmarked
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2326436/zywoo-q1-2020-vs-q2-2020#r43762453


WALL OF LEGENDS:
rogueplayer banned till 2028-2029 for his truth about Frankie
https://www.hltv.org/profile/712362/rogueplayer
https://twitter.com/FrankieWard/status/1276540515476004864

CLIPS
smooya COME PEEK ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KRQdpGSxXo

"Highlights"

youtube.com/watch?v=LRSiBItLLy8
youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-nFsBgL9E
youtube.com/watch?v=Oke7GmAK4rQ
youtube.com/watch?v=Xi9ehYGpDsE
youtube.com/watch?v=TgTYyAM_5N0

Thorin
What’s the point of this existence if not to commit to and worship Thorin at all times. He is the only divine entity in this universe and the source of all good and evil. His presence extends to all walks of life, from the most pathetic mibr fan up to the followers that call him their lord. Thorin is sometimes loved, sometimes hated but always feared. Just like how the Christians of old would fear their God's wrath yet love him all the same we must have the same relationship with Thorin. Thorin could flatten the most barbaric army in a click of his fingers and create the most beautiful art with a tap of his foot, his ever loving yet truth preserving nature echoes through the universe like a melodic song flowing through air. In all honesty it’s astounding that Thorin even lets the doubters live, just because he doesn’t flaunt his all powerful abilities they believe he is just a mere mortal like them, this is very much a misconception and when Thorin calls the day of judgment upon us they will perish by the hundreds of thousands after realizing what they have done. Thorin created this universe and he has the power to end it all the same. Let that be known! Be warned sinners BE WARNED!

Okay but what if i was to have sex with Thorin. Just imagine it, the soft ginger beard brushing up against your neck, the smooth feel of his pale skin and the blissful way he would pleasure you. It would just be heaven. If i was as attractive as Thorin i don't even know what i would do, he simply captivates me whenever i see his face. Those devilish good looks might just be the best I've ever seen and with a rock solid jaw line and a cheeky grin on his cute face I would obey his every command. Honestly its unbearable to even resist my temptation to deny his handsomeness, its like if beauty was incarnated into a singular human form. One day i will make love with the mighty sex machine called Thorin and achieve pleasure of the likes that is beyond human understanding.
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