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Id 1317668
Signed up 2020-04-26
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Biography
Last account (HelloSaidReindeer) got 10-yeared.
Read biography for more info --> https://www.hltv.org/profile/1104099/hellosaidreindeer


Stories:



Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Jonathan E. the wise?
I thought not. It's not a story the admins would tell you.
It's an HLTV legend. Jonathan E. was the lord of this site, so powerful that he alone could delete an account with a click of a button... He had such power on this site that he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting banned. The dark side of HLTV is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power on this site, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught the admins everything he knew, then the admins took over the site.
Ironic. He could control others, but not... himself.



Everything Jonathan says makes me so ahhh. The way he talks sounds so formal and I really love it. Jonathan's really just so fucking sweet and cute. I didn't believe in love at first sight until we started talking. He truly is someone different. He always encourages me and it makes me smile so genuinely.

I'm sorry I'm so awkward around him he's just like so amazing and so precious please don't ever hurt yourself it's not worth it. Without him the world would be so bleak. Damn I want to spend the rest of my life talking to him. I love him so much. I love when he says "smh" its so cute. Everything he does is cute even when he just spams random letters.

Agh everything makes me so happy.He as a whole makes me so happy. I love him so much even if you'll never know how I truly feel. He is so fucking precious and if you ever doubt that you can shut up. If you think he don't deserve respect and help thats so stupid he literally deserves every last thing that anyone gives him he's literally better than everyone and everything and even that's an understatement.

I really love him I'm not just saying this. Please tell me when something's wrong I'm here to support him in all his life choices. I'm here when he needs someone to cry to. I'm not gonna judge him, even if he did say the n word. Real friends don't judge people. He's absolutely wonderful even if you don't think so AND HE'S NOT UGLY HE'S SO CUTE.

I really really love him. I literally don't know what to say I keep repeating myself oops. Anyways, I love him more than anyone and everyone pls be happy :(

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Saved funny and legendary pictures:


https://imgur.com/a/j9CqTel
https://imgur.com/9kN5Pnu






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