Biography
"My username is 1979 Mazda RX-7 FB. Its unique and cant be called gay due to being a car"

"It depends how it works.
In brazil, they let you choose, i picked Air force, i actually flight a Gripen jet plane over amazon jungle and i missiled an airplane of drug dealers from Venezuela.
i heard them b4 get killed saying on the radio" no companero, no, por favor, no no no no no "

BEST DAY EVER OF MY LIFE."

"Shaving ass is kinda gay tho. If you clean your house, surely you expect a visitor?"

"hot milk

so underrated beverage

also feels nice if u pour it all over ur body"

"this feeling when you are against cool wall and and big cock is getting sucked hard but I dont wanna nut in mouth it wont feel good"

"m8 i aren't think HLTV is good for you if you trying to kill cancer"

"last time i met a romanian he threatened to send his trained sewer rats to eat me alive"

"their cellebration is like a guy who just got results from STDS exam and tested negative for AIDS"

"To start with, don't care, OP is a simp and incel

to end with, she's physically bigger than that cum stain on the right"

"what's you with love mens?

is being a homoesxuality?"

"hey im a girl, please send me a picture of your dick and family"

"ENCE will win the major, you can quote me on this.
2020-03-04 17:42"

"nothing really weird about this. just yekindar playing with a toaster gpu which displays smokes differently. another indication that the online era sucks."

"valve should put graffiti there for this play!!!

wheelchair on mirage a site"

"made 1$ profit in the past half an hour thanks valve no more moss for dinner"

"Jeez i want Frankie to sit on my face. I love her so much. Pet me Frankie"

"man..... stop, just because u like in swirth.... thats not means that Brazil is a
whoring"

"dw faze will go to henryg c9 orgy he spent millions of dollars on. They will have gay sex, do not fear :D"

"Israel flag
Rarity: Contraband"

"the more the waves coming the best

im surfer"

"please don't, just eat tsome taco plaese men men please, dont do drugs dont use drugs dont drugs, please mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndoaekfoaefkorejkt4o35435425421"

"wait a minute, this isn't a beach, this is a bathtub"

"why most users with Finland flag, acts like retards ?

seriously, more dumb than polish.

i don't get it"

"Next time wipe the cum before going to sleep"

"Missing JaCkz, he needs a bigger thing to chew."

"50 euros, ENCE jersey, three IRL ENCE stickers and a monthly double blowjob from allu and natu"

"They are both very intelligent and Greta is already 18 so they can have sex
and go there (to Mars) for the better future of humanity.
FFS"

"First step: you should get a doctorate in psychology in order to deal with this mentally ill community."

"niko: kenny wake the fuck up man!

kenny: you are m00ted"

"faze didnt kick he, hes retire bro stfu"

"???? XDD
You don't know shit about my country and comparing it to blacks history is just hilarious"

"wear them a bit longer and then sell them to me without washing them ;)"

"it's when 2 mutual girl friends tell you to save your nut for 6 days. Not because they are freaky but they like it hard and get hard multiple times like their personal toy. I dont think thats beta."

"Thank you for inspiration I'll finally become lettuce now"

"Then your asshole must be beautiful."

"what you love penis you to ?"

"Does she know me - No
Have you ever talked to her - On my computer screen
Rate her - 10
Institution? - She is an anime girl that attends the University of Tokyo
Are you a good looking guy - My mom tells me yes"

"russki "russki" russki (gambit)"

"where are my 5'8 kings on hltv

edit: you guys are mean >:("

Going to start adding the users and links to the threads now - thanks for the suggestion Jonty04132!

"from cotton farmed by little child hands" - superkrakeling
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2421213/hltv-tshirt

"recently i forgot to cut my thumbnail and started shooting like a schizophrenic
and speaking
mens(((" - zalupa337
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2425505/fingernails-in-cs

"mudsharks" - corneliuzeleacodreanu
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2425502/why-white-girls-love-black-men

"my wifes boyfriend is black, hes a really good guy so have to say 8/8" - Foxxyownz
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2425502/why-white-girls-love-black-men

"train" - stay_drinkwaterandstuff_my_guy
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2425517/longest-word-in-your-language

"uhmmmm i cum

i love sex" - SpecterKing
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2425614/topless-at-beach

"GOOD MORNING N-word" - noonegg
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2425597/gm

https://i.imgur.com/spIFldD.png - cringe_police
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2425646/your-irl-name#r47802352

"Manly hairy
Face, chest, legs, arms, knuckles" - MoesiaThraceMacedonia

"Bigfoot?" - NiceTryProdka
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2426446/how-hairy-u-are

"Everytime merkel comes on tv i get a raging boner" - heakalele
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2426794/if-you-get-a-dopamine-rise-in-anticipation-of-masturbation-pron

"You can buy me! (please)" - Starladder_1_Major_S1mple_0
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2426568/5000-euro

"I saw chickens while having sex. Famele one was young. Male one was his father probably. Disgusting. Ain't gonna eat chicken anymore." - sonbafrali
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2427586/is-chickens-incest

"my man !!! rain need to go valorant !!!!" - UmadRussian
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2431431/rain-needs-to-go

Another moderation thread gone in less than a minute:
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2435618/moderation
RIP https://gyazo.com/575e51b35a752addfc6e07e5e17e0a75

"semphis" - jimmybelgium
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2436006/elige-bitch-roles

F for DELUSIONAL_100T_FAN
https://imgur.com/a/mIprjJK

"ofcourse they will
-mom,they are cheating
-onliners
-lucky
etc" - kazakh_matchfixer
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2439757/if-cis-final-agains

"Knees weak, balls are heavy." - TheDEA
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2441576/csgo-logic

"I use dildo too haha

The B pillar I just call it "pillar"" - never_wrong
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2441367/where-is-he

"You probably cried about the same van mens)) You share something outside hltv thats hot ! You should HUG and kiss !" - Grobiz
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2441453/last-time-you-cried

A very interesting photo provided by mrosen111
https://imgur.com/gallery/dFLVfwd
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Cool fact, I'll come to Brazil now.
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