pastas and spastic content can be found bellow

R8 me:

Johnny_Guitar, Peter_Alphacock, Peter_Betacock, Chad_Thundercock, Makaveli_Killuminati

hltv forums achieved shit, these forums feel like they are a kids version of 4chan, they should end, the majority of these users couldnt hang on 4chan, too weak and their roasts are too soft, also, broken cringe english phrases or a kids face arent "memes", just trying hard to be edgy and funny

The yall mickey mouse ass lookin ass hoe with your bigass clown shoes light up sketchers or some sheit and your goddamn leprosy puffing up your hands too goddam

feeling cute, might rape a bitch later

nomad means no mad or just nomad? like, it means he isnt mad or that he is a nomad?

i lure people into a false sense of security and then STUN with combo alcohol, money, weed ( + iginite ) and watch them undress

late night i get triple bitches like its nothing

your mother could go sleep in garbage :))

typical mibr fangays be like:

don't open it


Stop spreading CopyPasta on a forum you do not own. It's unkind to the admins.

LOOOOOL, im probably more old than you, and i problably have more years in a job than you. so please shut up.
why people in this days, take this kinda of memes so serious, its just a joke.
now i said to you, go take a job KID
and btw, i dont give a fuck, of what you think

im 14 and im fpl top 1 player, im global since 100 hours in game, im play sense 5 but my aim god becos im very god to, im play 30hz monitor in shiet 20fps pc, singn me faze or navi i want play simple and nikoko

you shall not pass:

skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up.... FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think still cheating... using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?

Thotsaphon Suphatthanaphalaphon is a legendary name, many people don't know but this was the name of one of the buddhas from Nepal in Indonesia that went to Thailand to pray for the great Khans, unfortunately the Legion got to him and killed him before the NCR could save him, I think that he deserved more, you see, Jack and Diane told me that there was a vault down by the Boomers camp and the vault had some interesting data about Thotsaphon Suphatthanaphalaphon, will you check it out for me?

proof of hltv mods bias:

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Word? word on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch

I am the ultimate alpha male. I only climax for 1 of 2 reasons. I either climax for the purpose of reproduction with a beautiful woman (because that's the only kind of woman worthy of me) or I climax for the purpose of free protein. I need immense protein to maintain my ultimate alpha male body, and 4-5 cum loads a day is sufficient for me. It's not gay it its mine, but I wouldn't expect you pathetic beta males to understand. I bet you waste your seed into napkins, tissue, and tube socks. How sad, wasting all that protein. Wasting all those offspring. Its optimal for me to masturbate with my legs over my head so I can practice stretching before my workout while I obtain my protein. All the gym betas in the locker room just look away in disgust, but again, I wouldn't be offended by an asshole who only focus on vanity muscles. You beta losers better start acting like real men.

Your account has been suspended from hltv for a violation of our User Agreement. The suspension will last 10 years.

You were caught using a hltv account without being above the age of 13.

Hltv, it's just full of smart people trolling. Reddit is full of dumb people acting like they're smart.

Recently I posted on r/trueoffmychest (I think that's what it's called, something like that anyway) about being nonbinary, because I've recently come to the conclusion that that is what I want to identify as, at least for now. All I got, however, was a backlash of hate and saying that people are only male or female and anyone who thinks otherwise is "retarded." I hate to use the word 'triggered' because it's such a meme, but it honestly kind of did upset me. Now I'm doubting my identity and feeling really guilty. So yeah, that's that.

spastic meme but worthy: valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

hltv is a social experiment made by the nwo, you barely see people with flags from poor or undeveloped countries, why? people are afraid of being judged by others so they choose flags of rich and civilzied countries, this is what would happen if humans were allowed to change nationality etc... without marrying someone or working there, you barely see any african or asian users and the ones you see are fakeflaggers, why, you ask? asian and african people are afraid of being badly judged and bullied, i am a proud denmarkian and i support poor and uncivilized countries, dont be ashamed of your country, it made you and it also can destroy you
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