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R8 me: https://imgur.com/a/D4pT37j

Johnny_Guitar, Peter_Alphacock, Peter_Betacock, Chad_Thundercock, Makaveli_Killuminati

The yall mickey mouse ass lookin ass hoe with your bigass clown shoes light up sketchers or some sheit and your goddamn leprosy puffing up your hands too goddam

feeling cute, might take a shit later

nomad means no mad or just nomad? like, it means he isnt mad or that he is a nomad?

i lure people into a false sense of security and then STUN with combo alcohol, money, weed ( + iginite ) and watch them undress

late night i get triple bitches like its nothing

typical mibr fangays be like: https://prnt.sc/qaw1w7

don't open it https://imgur.com/g8Q0wHY

lightshot: https://prnt.sc/up0dc4


LOOOOOL, im probably more old than you, and i problably have more years in a job than you. so please shut up.
why people in this days, take this kinda of memes so serious, its just a joke.
now i said to you, go take a job KID
and btw, i dont give a fuck, of what you think

im 14 and im fpl top 1 player, im global since 100 hours in game, im play sense 5 but my aim god becos im very god to, im play 30hz monitor in shiet 20fps pc, singn me faze or navi i want play simple and nikoko

you shall not pass: https://prnt.sc/sozw3w

skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up.... FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think still cheating... using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?

Thotsaphon Suphatthanaphalaphon is a legendary name, many people don't know but this was the name of one of the buddhas from Nepal in Indonesia that went to Thailand to pray for the great Khans, unfortunately the Legion got to him and killed him before the NCR could save him, I think that he deserved more, you see, Jack and Diane told me that there was a vault down by the Boomers camp and the vault had some interesting data about Thotsaphon Suphatthanaphalaphon, will you check it out for me?

proof of hltv mods bias: https://prnt.sc/t3263f

2nd pic: https://prnt.sc/t327lj

HOW TO ROAST AN UK BOIO: https://imgur.com/u2MjkEc

Word? word on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch


I am the ultimate alpha male. I only climax for 1 of 2 reasons. I either climax for the purpose of reproduction with a beautiful woman (because that's the only kind of woman worthy of me) or I climax for the purpose of free protein. I need immense protein to maintain my ultimate alpha male body, and 4-5 cum loads a day is sufficient for me. It's not gay it its mine, but I wouldn't expect you pathetic beta males to understand. I bet you waste your seed into napkins, tissue, and tube socks. How sad, wasting all that protein. Wasting all those offspring. Its optimal for me to masturbate with my legs over my head so I can practice stretching before my workout while I obtain my protein. All the gym betas in the locker room just look away in disgust, but again, I wouldn't be offended by an asshole who only focus on vanity muscles. You beta losers better start acting like real men.

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