fuck this cancer website, hope you guys gather enough courage to stop using hltv one day too

im not maxinity
thanks for the fucking 10 year jon e. go kiss my balls
truth hurts jonathan

how many bans can i get before another 10 year:
3x 7 day
5x 3 day
3x 1 day

donate account to: if v.p get to semi finals at major

IDK Man if he keep playing in his spots . Definently top5 soon. I love this guy he is the son of CS. What a beast performance...
Everyone thinks they lost and the score is 15-11. He believed himself, he went first and brought the match to the team. BEAST -

is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow olof has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single olof kill ?

but try guardian...u can see the flick i remember a guardian flick.

funny thread -

Jonty is no regular boy. He's a fucking man. He has the poise and eloquence of a 40 year old white Oxford graduate but once he has a few beers he is a party animal. I once went to a club where Jonty was sitting at the bar, he had around 30-40 chicks all on his shoulders trying to talk to him but like the real gentleman he is he paid them no attention, once he told the bartender his drink and recieved his G&T he downed 500ml within a second. The DJ at the club (who coincidentally was paid 32k a month) was trying to remix some shitty trap music so Jonty got up on the stage and pushed the 32k a month DJ off and started singing fully accapela. I've never seen a club so quiet, they were in complete awe of his vocal ability. After he had sung a few songs the whole place erupted, giving Jonty standing ovations, he- being the ever humble man he is- jumped off the stage and went back to his seat at the bar and asked the bartender for some lemonade to ensure he wouldn't be drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with all the 50 girls who were hovering around him. It was around 5-6am before he left the bar that day... He told me it was just another day in the life of Jonty... what a legend. A gentleman on HLTV but a complete chad IRL. Shout out to Jonty!! Dope the WestSide! Tupac for life! #gotshot5timesbutimstillbreathing. #RealThugs #Legend

I like how men think they're alpha if they are huge and date girls all the time. Everytime I find someone like that, I just laugh at them and go swim with my dolphins. Trust me, dolphins KNOW who the real alpha is. They wouldn't swim with any of you nerds.

You can hate me all you want, but you will never swim with dolphins.

if Boombl4 has million number of fans i am one of them. if Boombl4 has ten fans i am one of them. if Boombl4 has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world against Boombl4, i am against the world. i love Boombl4 till my last breath... die hard fan of Boombl4. Hit like if u think Boombl4 best & smart in the world....


valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

prokda, a.k.a lockerboy is a Czech HLTV user, 22 years old, born in the city of Brno, Czech Republic. He started playing CS 1.6 at the age of 7 and was kinda very good at it since the beginning. His passion towards video games grew up insanely big and that's why 15 years since his debut at 1.6, he is still a virgin

i spotted zywoo in a restaurant and suddenly our eyes locked, his smile so wide that i could see his gums covered in olive oil. He comes closer until our foreheads touch. I can smell the horrific stench from his teeth which had not been brushed in weeks. He places his hand softly on my cheek while smiling and gives me a kiss, i try to run but he doesn't let go and tells me to come to his house. Once there, i fall asleep but i wake up unable to breathe. I come to my senses and see that zywoo is jiggling his ass on my face not letting go, my muffled screams not reaching anyone. As i was about to pass out, i hear apEX being toxic to team and zywoo stands up and brings apEX to the same room as i was. apEX was shocked to see my face covered in diarrhea. Zywoo grins ear to ear as he grabs apEX and starts fucking his moist ass. I was able to quickly escape and call hltv mods when he was distracted.

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