Just a peaceful swiss person :)

• Souvenir appreciator
• Baggage Collection enjoyer
• Souvenir propaganda minister
• Part-time sport mode user
• Swiss (speaking)
• 7chichmakeR knows O_O

Pufferfish the pineapple of the sea

Some fun facts:
- Collection skins > Case skins
- Souvenirs are a great way to own a pretty unique skin
- I own 0.17% of all SPUNJ souvenir skins, one being one of the only 8 SPUNJ souvenir deagle in existence
- The M249 is better than you think (https://steamcommunity.com/groups/m249_pros)
- In CSGO you can't shoot open-bolt shotguns underwater
- Killing a chicken in a Valve Deathmatch server will give you 1 point
- When you reload a R8 Revolver, it offsets your crosshair for a moment (similar to when you pull out shadow daggers)
- If you keep your inspect key pressed while inspecting a weapon, it will keep the inspect animation going indefinitely (this doesn’t work on the falchion knife for some reason)
- Chickens are scared of fired weapons, this means that even a left click swipe of your knife will scare them away. However, right click swipes will not scare them
-128 ticks is overrated
- 11-4 is the most deceiving scoreline
- abE is the only pro player with a signature sticker in the game but no souvenirs with his signature, as he didn't win a single MVP throughout his major run with Splyce in 2016
- Major fun facts (as of the 26.10.2021): https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2531370/major-fun-facts#r51848081 (thx Alpacachino for the facts :D)
- Interestink major finals casters facts: https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2543311/csgo-major-final-casters#r52212401 (thx ProfesorOfLogic for these statistics)
- CSGO Laws: https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2549444/informational-csgo-theory (thx dyragu for this compilation of CSGO laws :) )
- HLTV fun facts: https://www.hltv.org/news/1143/fun-facts-about-hltvorg
- Top 150 HLTV Teams: https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2691222/spreadsheet-for-hltv-top-150, (direct link to spreadsheet -> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G61Ny_84QYXqywFCwvUMBTExwMNb6aADKdtn1M-jkck/edit#gid=0) (thx Owava)

Mens that like souvenirs even more than me (and have some sick ones): https://www.hltv.org/profile/1297428/ishii

My souvenir threads:
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2440219/souvenir-stickers-tier-list
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2472106/best-souvenir-glock-skin
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2499468/next-major-stickers-souvenir-appreciators-come

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It's too easy to abuse the system, lvl3 players 5 stack mirage only all with volume 100 and 100edpi, angle holding abusing, when they can buy awp they're dpi-switching to start flick abusing. If you meet one on a mirage DM server you have no other choice than to leave if you don't want your every movements to be listened to and get prefired into oblivion (volume abusing is innate for them). Thankfully these specimens can be avoided by playing any map that actually requires skill like vertigo or ancient

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Let me give you a little lesson.

If you aren't from
Norway
Denmark
Estonia
Latvia
Canada

You're a plastic fan. Lets be real. You only became a fan because of their run at IEM Katowice 2022. You're a sub-human cretin and you find joy in saying to people on HLTV that your "favorite team" is the one winning. You're fake. An illusion of a fan. In a week you will be an Navi fan.

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disgusting
STOP MISUSING THIS WORD FFS!!!!
"Definition of disgusting: causing a strong feeling of dislike or disinclination : causing disgust the food was disgusting a disgusting magazine a disgusting way to treat people."

That is not something you say when someone pulls of an amazing / mind-blowing / impressive / astonishing etc. etc. play. Hate it when casters use this word to describe an impressive play by someone, there are way more suitable and nice word to describe such situation. (looking at moses)

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I saw UnfriendlyV in a MM game one time. I told him how cool it was to meet him online, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for profile signs or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and blocking me in-game. I stopped taking and continued with playing, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to HLTV I saw him trying to add the whole Navi team to his fantasy without paying. The HLTV admin was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but he eventually let go of s1mple and chose Hooxi. When they calculated the points of his team, he stopped them and told them to count them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,". I don’t even think that’s a word. After they counted each point and put them in the system and started to say his total, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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It's frustrating as fuck when there are people with 5 sens and max sound who shoot you the instant you spawn since they took the time to memorize all of them. What's even more frustrating is when there are actual pro players who do the same shit. Legit died 5 times in a row to prt (teamone) insta headshotting me just cuz he predicted where I would spawn. When we were in actual aim duels I was destroying him. Some strife player also did the same thing and I was fucking him up in fair duels when he wasn't holding my spawn.

As a 17 year old aimstar and a 4 digit osu player I'm positive I'm one of the most mechanically skilled players in the NA scene. I also have a record of 36 seconds on aim botz, which mogs 99% of the entire playerbase. I just wish people could actually dm properly and stop soundwhoring and spraying in headshot DM

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reporting bias

the journalist and talent that do the report of cs go are bias.

they report more of who is talent and what happen. like sadokist remove. not the big deal for me. why the big report for the fan and me?

the answer is the bias. the important for journalist and talent is what the think is important for the fan.

it is the natural. but is good? dont know.

thank you for the read

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fk off mate. the past has been already written.
they've lost. now let them be remembered, at most, as the vanquished.

I hope Putin will give me a war so i can use it to rise. Man first thing i'd do when i get weps is slaughter all these shameless traitors that sold their brothers into slavery. then step by step play my enemies one against each other and use the chaos to get my hands on weps from the international community like ukraine does. and hopefully some soviet nuclears too. and then nuke moscow into oblivion without thinking twice and blame it on USA. then 'fake' unite with Romania, purges over purges, climb as leader then start a new country. it don't matter your ethnicity what matters is you good will to work together, loyalty to your family, skill and values, i'd gather and grow people of virtue. a new country born around the will of the people. then embrace on a journey to conquer the world so we can finally start to conquer the space.

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Jonty is no regular boy. He's a fucking man. He has the poise and eloquence of a 40 year old white Oxford graduate but once he has a few beers he is a party animal. I once went to a club where Jonty was sitting at the bar, he had around 30-40 chicks all on his shoulders trying to talk to him but like the real gentleman he is he paid them no attention, once he told the bartender his drink and recieved his G&T he downed 500ml within a second. The DJ at the club (who coincidentally was paid 32k a month) was trying to remix some shitty trap music so Jonty got up on the stage and pushed the 32k a month DJ off and started singing fully accapela. I've never seen a club so quiet, they were in complete awe of his vocal ability. After he had sung a few songs the whole place erupted, giving Jonty standing ovations, he- being the ever humble man he is- jumped off the stage and went back to his seat at the bar and asked the bartender for some lemonade to ensure he wouldn't be drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with all the 50 girls who were hovering around him. It was around 5-6am before he left the bar that day... He told me it was just another day in the life of Jonty... what a legend. A gentleman on HLTV but a complete chad IRL. Shout out to Jonty!! Dope the WestSide! Tupac for life! #gotshot5timesbutimstillbreathing. #RealThugs #Legend

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