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February 5th 2021- 1 day
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I JUST GOT A 7DAY FOR SAYING "OK" WTF (March 10 2021)
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I made the funny so laugh fucking laugh or I will personally find your house and won’t stop following you until you laugh fucking laugh I made the funny laugh now laugh or else I will go as far to hack you and ddos you like a boss so fucking laugh if you don’t laugh I am gonna doing your mom so you fucking laugh laugh or I will hire a hitman laugh fucking laugh you bitch laugh or I will tell my parents please fucking laugh laugh or else I will start a gang and tell them to attack and harass you until you laugh at my funny fucking I will tell my dad to run you over with his 2004 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 because you didn’t laugh at the funny laugh you fuck laugh now laugh laugh or I will hack you and your family I will fucking murder your family with my semi trock if you don’t laugh fuck laugh you fucking fuck fuck you fuck fucker fuck laugh fuck fuckjoj
INSERT PLAYER skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...they using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
who are u 3 level faceit guy? woxic has trophies u cant even see in real
who you are calling a dumb idiot? You are dumb for liking obvious cheter KannyZ who will forever leave CS because he is cheating and G3 dumped him for cheating and killing people through smoke.... now playing game professionally where you double jump over 5 enemies and give enemy bright green background image for 5 seconds so now it is even easier for him.... LOST ALL RESPECT
I saw Allu at a grocery store in Helsinki yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a fanboy and bother him and ask him for a selfie with balls in hand or anything.
He said, “Oh, are those red bulls only for showcase or can you actually drink them?”
I couldn't understand what he meant, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of Red Bull in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
I have memories of a young bntet and I working in a facility that produced cement in the city of Krakow in our home country of Poland. He used to tell me of his dreams to play cs at the largest tournaments and visit countries all over the world. Now look at my polish brother carrying an established EU lineup and pogging worldwide.
During my tenure as a young gentleman, I first came across BnTeT whilst working in a cement factory in Krakow, Poland. Generally quiet, his face would light up at the mention of Counter strike, where he would unveil his dream to play at the highest level and win a major. I'm glad to see him accomplishing his dreams and carrying these TRASH Aussies. BNTET PRIDE OF POLAND!!
E.coli “dev0ce” Reedtz was born on September 8, 1995 and is currently playing for Savestralis as a baiter, eco-fragger and saver, most famous for getting boosted to four major titles by shakerby, magisk the magician, dupreeh the hard cary, gla1ve (the incel), and robot xyp9x. His iconic play styles such as holding an angle for 10 minutes a round, whiffing his AWP shot and then running away is revered around the Counter-Strike Global Offensive scene.
Reedtz's most infamous play of his carer happened during ESL ONE Katowice 2019 during their grand final match against ENCE in which the crowd went wild after seeing dev0ce get 2 frags on a gun round.
Astralis' notorious meta changing play style (4v5 retake? Go save. 4v4 retake? Go save. Lose 3 on t side? Go save. Round started? Go save.) has led to what many commentators and analysts to call this the most boring time to watch counter strike in its 20 year history.
Also, i dont care about your useless pickup truck that you think will bring you girls. Judging by your mannerisms, you are about the maturity of a 12 year old with downers
I mean U csgo fans r so used to this crabwalking shit only spraying source (shit) engine game so when a really good game with a real high skillcap came across u r like lol what a shit game
I want to crab walk spray and pray 24/7 csgo is superior uhhu CUZ U R SO USED TO THIS LIKE ADDICT . . . . .. now use ur ctrl +as and spray very skill very good
Jonty is no regular boy. He's a fucking man. He has the poise and eloquence of a 40 year old white Oxford graduate but once he has a few beers he is a party animal. I once went to a club where Jonty was sitting at the bar, he had around 30-40 chicks all on his shoulders trying to talk to him but like the real gentleman he is he paid them no attention, once he told the bartender his drink and recieved his G&T he downed 500ml within a second. The DJ at the club (who coincidentally was paid 32k a month) was trying to remix some shitty trap music so Jonty got up on the stage and pushed the 32k a month DJ off and started singing fully accapela. I've never seen a club so quiet, they were in complete awe of his vocal ability. After he had sung a few songs the whole place erupted, giving Jonty standing ovations, he- being the ever humble man he is- jumped off the stage and went back to his seat at the bar and asked the bartender for some lemonade to ensure he wouldn't be drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with all the 50 girls who were hovering around him. It was around 5-6am before he left the bar that day... He told me it was just another day in the life of Jonty... what a legend. A gentleman on HLTV but a complete chad IRL. Shout out to Jonty!! Dope the WestSide! Tupac for life! #gotshot5timesbutimstillbreathing. #RealThugs #Legend
go fuck yourself, i dont give a fuck what you think, I can say whatever the fuck I want. You are arguing with a 15 year old on twitter rn, which maybe means that you are a bit jealous that i actually succeeded in what i did?
Stewie2K: plays multiple bitch roles at once, never complains. Simultaneously entries, supports, awps, and igls. Has to throw nades occasionally. Always the first to die, gets infinite amount of hate and blame for Liquid's slump in the later half of 2020. Alpha male, 6’2. Doesn’t constantly post about his girlfriend. High testosterone levels that fuel his aggressive plays.
Tr0shzz: gets relegated to a support position in the later half of 2020 due to shit performance. Still always gets to be in clutch positions where he always fails because of lack of mechanical skill. Gets the same stats as Stew although he plays better roles. Cries that the team ignores his constant whining. Mentally relies on MILF dom gf pegging him. Closeted, secretly fingers himself to the thought of Stew cucking him.
stupid NiKo stupid tactic no strategy
just 5 G2 ppl run around like idiot no brain aimer
no problem NiKo u mother best whore on serbia ;)
jackz replaced NiKo's gpu today ( check kenny's story, he got a new one today ) and installed a gt 710 on his cpu
so NiKo was playing at 30 fps and couldn't frag with awp and couldn't entry properly
the point of this? jackz played freely and top fragged so they kick NiKo soon and kenny gets back in and they can continue the bromance soon
also jackz muted NiKo today which explains his good performance today
I’m telling you, Xeppaa is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door.
i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about shazam. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
People who hate thorin and RL are insecure generally, or they've had them rip on their favorite player. They have a lot of good insight and watching by the numbers is very interesting.
RESPECT ZYWOO AND S1MPLE, DONT HATE THEM. They're two of the greatest players we'll ever be able to see in the game, don't hate, just enjoy the show and watch how good they are without being a dickhead to the other just if you like one of them.
The support role is underrated af, having someone take 5th picks and letting all the other players on the team succeed is so underappreciated. They always have the famas/mp9, always are throwing flashes and supporting, they'll always be the guy going in first on T side (which is sooo underrated, a lot of players don't have the capability of doing that, creating space is difficult.
I once met bongJ in real life as he was inhaling the biggest joint I ever witnessed. So I asked what he was feeling right now. He answered ‘I’m feeling thank you.’ I was so surprised and confused as I turned my head to zywoo who was licking his fingers after eating his whole baguette with cheese in 1 bite to ask what he thought Chris meant. Zywoo started laughing and just said multiple times ‘no, I don’t know!’ while he now licked the last piece of cheese from his chin. Allu and the other Fins were looking at us this whole time but said nothing. I went to them and asked what they were doing. No one answered for like 5 minutes but then Allu looked at me and said ‘hghg we removed the wrong player’. I didn’t understand anything but at that moment Frankie arrived to the scene so Sunny ran away as fast as he could.
S0mple is any substance used to attract and catch fish, e.g. on the end of a fishing hook, or inside a fish trap. Traditionally, nightcrawlers, insects, worms and smaller S0mple fish have been used for this purpose. Fishermen)) have also begun using plastic S0mple and more recently, electronic lures to attract fish.
Studies show that natural S0mple's like croaker and shrimp are more recognized by the fish and are more readily accepted. Which of the various techniques a fisher may choose is dictated mainly by the target species and by its habitat. S0mple can be separated into two main categories: artificial s0mple and natural
"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people don't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.
As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.
Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8.
I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):
(price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears
France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $
To fall for a good bait on HLTV is like falling in love. Your lover disguises their intentions, conceals their flaws, and try to present an image you will idealize. This is much like how, upon seeing an incredible forum post title on HLTV, one will imagine that the resulting post is just as beautiful and informative as the title which links to it! But alas, beneath this veneer of perfection and beauty one finds only disgust and disappointment. Once a lover has possessed his/her target, feelings of disgust and hatred set in, as the one being loved can never live up to the deceptively false image they provided to lure the lover with. This results in a never-ending cycle of falling in love over and over again, only to leave out of disgust....
The reactions of many forum posters having been caught with a good bait (hook, line,and sinker) speak volumes of their own frustrations. Time and time again we click forum titles WE KNOW are baits! Yet we hope each and every time that the external presentation matches the internal quality, and we are disappointed. We long for a day when we click a post we suspect is a bait, only to be greeted with a lovely essay written by someone obviously very talented (this never happens). One day, we hope to fall in love, and the person won't have to lie to attract us, and we won't have to lie to them either.
lol I said in thread "o plano will not get org if they don't play tournaments quals" and he visites my prophile. now he come to my thread saying oo poland no scene i remind him tthat LUL plano is scared to play (true) and he visits profile again. now i don't even post anything about plano and he keeps coming to my profile XD hes so obsessed bro because I don't like his dead team :)))
If I suddenly disappear from here, it is because I am dead, committed suicide. Life was not good and I realised how much of a joke and utter humiliation my whole life is. There is nothing in this life for me, there is nothing to be achieved by my person aside from being a fucking joke. I feel betrayed by life, and it always looks like the universe is plotting something against me... every day I have something different to remind me of the utter failure that I am. I had no life my entire life. I lived most of my life locked in my room, because I was such a constant embarassment to myself and everyone around me. Everywhere I go I take negativity. If you read this and I am not gone yet, don't try to help me, you will be frustrated as there is nothing that can help. I can't let this infinite hatred burn in my soul anymore, I have to end it. My final letter is being written, and will be delivered at the time I decide to end it all. Some people are idiot and stupid enough to put any hope on me, little they know I have already given up. Every day someone or something I see reminds me of the piece of shit I am, and the piece of shit of a waste of a life I had. I don't know what it is like to have company, I don't know what it is like to be fulfilled, happy, I don't know what it is like to receive a romantic love from someone else, I don't know what it is like to be at peace, have a good day.... every day is filled with anxiety, dread, despair, utter terror from the mental disorders I have. I live every second with extreme fear, like if I had a gun pointed at my head at all times... I have disappointed everyone, and I am tired of being a constant disappointment. 08/03/2021 was one of the worst days of my life. I saw someone I could feel so related to... and this person did something that would grant hate for eternity, but I felt so related because he lived a live of loneliness, rejection, and utter failure in endeavors. He lived a life of emotional despair, being labeled undesirable by girls, just like me. Rest in peace, my friend, I wish I had met you. I would do anything to be a normal person, have a normal life, a normal brain, experience being wanted by someone else, being loved and not being despised and laughed at. I am tired of living this live of humiliation and having to remember every day of the failure I am. There is not a single thing in my life which I didn't fail at. I was never good at anything... I remember being a kid and playing football for hours everyday, and still being utterly shit at it and having people laughing at me. I played CS for more time than anyone I know and I am one of the worst players around. I have tried hard at school and failed at every single subject you can think of. I have failed 2 grades at school... Enough dude, enough. I just can't stand failing anymore, and can't stand being reminded of the failure I am. I have been denied a normal life, with friends, enjoyment, fulfillment, a love life, a sex life, a fun life. I am the total opposite of what someone should be, so if you need an example, look at me to see what you shouldn't be, ever. I am just... So tired of being alive, being invisible, feeling everything that is bad. Every day I wake up more hopeless than the day before, but also with a slight hope that something will change, but nothing ever changes, and I am done, far beyond done. I have lived a whole live of negativity and emptiness, of rejection and loneliness, and I can't take it anymore. All I wanted was to fit in this world, but I can't. There is nothing that I like to do, nothing that sparks any interest from me, nothing that I would like to work with and making a living out of. There. Is. Nothing. In. This. Life. For. Me. I am tired of living an emotional life of pure dread, despair and humiliation because of something I cannot change and can't forget. I have always said I would prefer to end it all instead of living my whole life feeling it, and so it is my decision, I will end it all. I can't stand this humiliation anymore, and my autistic obsession with meaningless things just makes everything worse one thousand fold. I am really sorry, guys. When I finally come to my ultimate decision, I will put the day I decided to do it, at the top of my biography, so you will know I have done it. The day will probably be one of the solstices or equinoxes. I don't know, I might change my plan if things get too bad. Sorry guys... I am really sorry.
Hey, i have real good question for you. As typical HLTV user, i dated hundreds girls and slept with even more. While being global. Have 200sm and all shreded.. But i was curious, are you sending your D pics before first date to her and her mother?
Fallen strats are too old. Good on AWP but brain is getting too old from shit Fallen headphones. mibr Fallen headphones and he is not on active roster. cash grab veteran of the game. how many checks has he collected while on bench? Streaming wow and fifa. He is washed player stop being so cocky. I think you know what i mean right? if he can manage his ego he might get signed by t3 org in asia. Nah, I doubt it. At least FER is playing for BOOM lol sike T4 org. Making enough for apartment and fiat 500 payment. He can get fat and lazy now, he has achieved all he could achieve.
I met hunden in London during the Faceit Major. He came out of a bush and joined me and my friends on our walk to mcdonalds. Whilst we were walking to the mcd he was bragging about how he taught gla1ve everything he knew. Got a picture with him where he made fun of my fnatic jersey. At mcdonalds he took like 10 packs of ketchup. Nice guy. He was pretty drunk.
he wasn’t a classic nerdy computer kid in school he was one of the ones to get a girlfriend first and a very social person typical for finn is that he is very determined ist egal obs jetzt beim kartenspielen ist oder beim tischtennis oder beim computer er gibt nicht auf what he really wants is to win a major
The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come
Yesterday I went to the Le Baguette Restaurante' in Paris. Upon entering the restaurant to grab some grub the first thing I noticed was a giant, grey, bald blob with some neck hair at the corner of the room, staring at his phone and laughing. The laugh accentuated his gums by a proportion of 80% to his teeth. Half a second later, ain't no doubt about it, I recognized the fake top 1 of 2019 and 2020. I approached his table and I noticed he was eating roasted snails and immediately I pointed at it and asked "What's that about?" He replied " I'm French, we eat snails cuz we avoid fast food" His gummy smile started to take shape signaling he had cracked a joke as nasty as his 2-17 scoreline against Complexity on overpass while I writhed in suppressed awkwardness.
Smartly, I changed the topic and asked what were you laughing at your phone and he replied " Ohh, just at the dumbfk people who voted me the top 1 while the real top 1 was top 2 aka s1mple" Now lemme tell you smth, he may not be bold but bald, he may not be Chad but bad, he maybe French with fat stench but the guy knows the real truth and ain't afraid to tell it. From that moment on my respect for Zywhoo has only grown. After that I made a French retreat while he was tryna stuff 5 roasted snails into his fat mouth.
Harpreet ‘Yekindar’ Sandhu (aka YEKINDAR) is a Punjabi Indian professional CS:GO player who currently plays for Fetus Piro, a Cycle Electrical Sports (E-Sports) team based in Pathankot, India. He helped the team to win ESL Afghanistan 2021. He works a part time job as a rice farmer in the Canada. He aspires to work as tech support for MichaelSoft Vindos
Sudeep "S1mple" Vernakulum Muthu Sanjeev is an Indian professional Counter Strike:Global Offensive player who currently plays for Nandi and Valu Invincibles (NAVI) , an Electrical Sports (E-Sports) team based in Nagapattinam, Tamilnadu, India. He's currently also working as a tech support at Dell Systems, and is looking for a core engineering job in a hardware company
Mark is sitting and closing the cap on a water bottle. He seems exhausted and notices Billy entering the stage.
Billy: Hey, excuse me big guy did you hear some uh noises going around in here? A couple minutes ago I was in the other room working out and I just heard uh I don't know...
Mark: Yeah. I just finished wrestling some jabroni here and uh knocked him out.
Billy: (Perplexed) Jabroni?
Mark: Yeah, some guy... some guy wanted to challenge me in a wrestling match— (interrupted by Billy)
Billy: No no no—
Mark: …(unintelligible)... and well 1 2 3… nothing!
Billy: No wha... what’s with the jaroni thing I mean I'm half-Italian so is that something— (evidently interrupted by Mark)
Mark: Whaaaa… Well this guy thought he was pretty tough and uh—
Mark: ...and thought he could take me so I uh you know, put a couple of rounds on him.
Billy: Well, you know most Italians do think that they are pretty tough. I think i'm pretty tough.
Billy: You think you are pretty tough?
Mark: Well, [sic] just have a match and I'm a little tired but uh I think I know what's going on around if that's what you're into you wanna uh—
Billy: Listen, I was in the other room if that's what you call a match I got news for you buddy you ain't have nothin like me before.
Mark: Maybe you and I should try and uh settle it then uh—
Billy: ...that sounds like a— (instantly interrupted)
Mark: …ring right here I got a little—
Billy: Are you… Are you sure you know what you are getting yourself into?
Mark: Well, I gotta get my haircut in about uh half an hour…(unintelligible)
Billy: Well, maybe you can do that right after you come out of the hospital.
Mark: Well, let's give it a go.
Billy: Really? Well I think—
Mark: You're a pretty big guy uh—
Billy: You're a pretty big guy… (unintelligible) slow… (unintelligible) you know…
Mark: I'm a bit uh… pretty quick so—
Billy: Well what do you want to bet for?
Billy: (More stern tone) What do you want to bet for?
Mark: I don't know whatever you want. What do you think?
Billy: I'll tell you what. I seem to be the intellect of both of us. I'll tell you what. Lets uh let's bet your ass. I win, I take your ass how's that sound?
Mark: What you’re gonna fuck me in the ass? Is that what you mean?
Billy: (Looks intently at Mark) You want me to, don't you?
Mark looks completely dumbfounded with the demands before recovering and responding.
Mark: Well whatever you want to do. If that's what you want to do [sic]. If you think you can beat me 1-2-3, yeah you can fuck me in the ass we’ll go!
Billy: You know what I think you talk too much shit. Listen, I'm a Roman-Greco wrestler... you just want to start off right now?
Mark: Yeah... sure you wanna go Roman-Greco? Alright let's go—
Billy: Yeah, lets go dude.
Mark: Alright, you want to start on bottom eh?
Billy: You wanna get on bottom? You know that's the point you want to be...
Mark: Alright, let's see what you got! C'mon man!