Biography
DELUSIONAL_EC_BRUGGE_FAN

https://youtu.be/dINMvbJgwWQ


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https://imgur.com/a/qiIjxBh

List of based belgians i know so far:
Wokebrobansko
lelelexaxaxa
Weskerxd
Vitality_Fan
ApK^v^
Lanibear
KevinDeBruyne

List of clankers:
Droidd

List of people not knowing what happened at tiananmen square in june 1989:


BIGGEST GODS TO SEE MY PROFILE:
BiggestEiprilFan
Wokebrobansko
SharlLegrerg
ErectToaster04
Brasil
Jonty04l32
LtN))
Biggest_Dont_Cry_Fan
zerosh1maa_2
lelelexaxaxa
ghcnvbkn
2mig
wakemeupwhenniveratop1
recoilmaster
TheJuan
DAILY_O_PLANO_THREAD
DISCODIPLAN!!
Astralis_6_majors
BlameF_biggest_fan
i_play_b_rotation
_Top1
BomberMan_
Me_want_hole
Adolf_Hitler https://www.hltv.org/profile/1219802/adolf-hitier
LoOuU2

PEOPLE I LOVE:
SHARLLEGRERG
BIGGEST_DONT_CRY_FAN
Wokebrobansko

BANS:
February 5th 2021- 1 day
February 25th 2021-3days
March 5th 2021-3 days
March 8th 2021-1 day https://imgur.com/a/F41HH5R
I JUST GOT A 7DAY FOR SAYING "OK" WTF (March 10 2021)
March 22 21- 1day
March 30 21 - 1 day
April 7 21 - 1 day https://imgur.com/a/MxQlmVw
April 9 21 3 d


I made the funny so laugh fucking laugh or I will personally find your house and won’t stop following you until you laugh fucking laugh I made the funny laugh now laugh or else I will go as far to hack you and ddos you like a boss so fucking laugh if you don’t laugh I am gonna doing your mom so you fucking laugh laugh or I will hire a hitman laugh fucking laugh you bitch laugh or I will tell my parents please fucking laugh laugh or else I will start a gang and tell them to attack and harass you until you laugh at my funny fucking I will tell my dad to run you over with his 2004 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 because you didn’t laugh at the funny laugh you fuck laugh now laugh laugh or I will hack you and your family I will fucking murder your family with my semi trock if you don’t laugh fuck laugh you fucking fuck fuck you fuck fucker fuck laugh fuck fuckjoj

INSERT PLAYER skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...they using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?

who are u 3 level faceit guy? woxic has trophies u cant even see in real

who you are calling a dumb idiot? You are dumb for liking obvious cheter KannyZ who will forever leave CS because he is cheating and G3 dumped him for cheating and killing people through smoke.... now playing game professionally where you double jump over 5 enemies and give enemy bright green background image for 5 seconds so now it is even easier for him.... LOST ALL RESPECT

I saw Allu at a grocery store in Helsinki yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a fanboy and bother him and ask him for a selfie with balls in hand or anything.

He said, “Oh, are those red bulls only for showcase or can you actually drink them?”

I couldn't understand what he meant, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of Red Bull in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

I have memories of a young bntet and I working in a facility that produced cement in the city of Krakow in our home country of Poland. He used to tell me of his dreams to play cs at the largest tournaments and visit countries all over the world. Now look at my polish brother carrying an established EU lineup and pogging worldwide.

During my tenure as a young gentleman, I first came across BnTeT whilst working in a cement factory in Krakow, Poland. Generally quiet, his face would light up at the mention of Counter strike, where he would unveil his dream to play at the highest level and win a major. I'm glad to see him accomplishing his dreams and carrying these TRASH Aussies. BNTET PRIDE OF POLAND!!

E.coli “dev0ce” Reedtz was born on September 8, 1995 and is currently playing for Savestralis as a baiter, eco-fragger and saver, most famous for getting boosted to four major titles by shakerby, magisk the magician, dupreeh the hard cary, gla1ve (the incel), and robot xyp9x. His iconic play styles such as holding an angle for 10 minutes a round, whiffing his AWP shot and then running away is revered around the Counter-Strike Global Offensive scene.

Reedtz's most infamous play of his carer happened during ESL ONE Katowice 2019 during their grand final match against ENCE in which the crowd went wild after seeing dev0ce get 2 frags on a gun round.

Astralis' notorious meta changing play style (4v5 retake? Go save. 4v4 retake? Go save. Lose 3 on t side? Go save. Round started? Go save.) has led to what many commentators and analysts to call this the most boring time to watch counter strike in its 20 year history.

Also, i dont care about your useless pickup truck that you think will bring you girls. Judging by your mannerisms, you are about the maturity of a 12 year old with downers

I mean U csgo fans r so used to this crabwalking shit only spraying source (shit) engine game so when a really good game with a real high skillcap came across u r like lol what a shit game

I want to crab walk spray and pray 24/7 csgo is superior uhhu CUZ U R SO USED TO THIS LIKE ADDICT . . . . .. now use ur ctrl +as and spray very skill very good

Jonty is no regular boy. He's a fucking man. He has the poise and eloquence of a 40 year old white Oxford graduate but once he has a few beers he is a party animal. I once went to a club where Jonty was sitting at the bar, he had around 30-40 chicks all on his shoulders trying to talk to him but like the real gentleman he is he paid them no attention, once he told the bartender his drink and recieved his G&T he downed 500ml within a second. The DJ at the club (who coincidentally was paid 32k a month) was trying to remix some shitty trap music so Jonty got up on the stage and pushed the 32k a month DJ off and started singing fully accapela. I've never seen a club so quiet, they were in complete awe of his vocal ability. After he had sung a few songs the whole place erupted, giving Jonty standing ovations, he- being the ever humble man he is- jumped off the stage and went back to his seat at the bar and asked the bartender for some lemonade to ensure he wouldn't be drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with all the 50 girls who were hovering around him. It was around 5-6am before he left the bar that day... He told me it was just another day in the life of Jonty... what a legend. A gentleman on HLTV but a complete chad IRL. Shout out to Jonty!! Dope the WestSide! Tupac for life! #gotshot5timesbutimstillbreathing. #RealThugs #Legend

go fuck yourself, i dont give a fuck what you think, I can say whatever the fuck I want. You are arguing with a 15 year old on twitter rn, which maybe means that you are a bit jealous that i actually succeeded in what i did?

Stewie2K: plays multiple bitch roles at once, never complains. Simultaneously entries, supports, awps, and igls. Has to throw nades occasionally. Always the first to die, gets infinite amount of hate and blame for Liquid's slump in the later half of 2020. Alpha male, 6’2. Doesn’t constantly post about his girlfriend. High testosterone levels that fuel his aggressive plays.

Tr0shzz: gets relegated to a support position in the later half of 2020 due to shit performance. Still always gets to be in clutch positions where he always fails because of lack of mechanical skill. Gets the same stats as Stew although he plays better roles. Cries that the team ignores his constant whining. Mentally relies on MILF dom gf pegging him. Closeted, secretly fingers himself to the thought of Stew cucking him.

stupid NiKo stupid tactic no strategy
just 5 G2 ppl run around like idiot no brain aimer
no problem NiKo u mother best whore on serbia ;)

jackz replaced NiKo's gpu today ( check kenny's story, he got a new one today ) and installed a gt 710 on his cpu
so NiKo was playing at 30 fps and couldn't frag with awp and couldn't entry properly
the point of this? jackz played freely and top fragged so they kick NiKo soon and kenny gets back in and they can continue the bromance soon
also jackz muted NiKo today which explains his good performance today

I’m telling you, Xeppaa is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door.

i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about shazam. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

People who hate thorin and RL are insecure generally, or they've had them rip on their favorite player. They have a lot of good insight and watching by the numbers is very interesting.

RESPECT ZYWOO AND S1MPLE, DONT HATE THEM. They're two of the greatest players we'll ever be able to see in the game, don't hate, just enjoy the show and watch how good they are without being a dickhead to the other just if you like one of them.

The support role is underrated af, having someone take 5th picks and letting all the other players on the team succeed is so underappreciated. They always have the famas/mp9, always are throwing flashes and supporting, they'll always be the guy going in first on T side (which is sooo underrated, a lot of players don't have the capability of doing that, creating space is difficult.

I once met bongJ in real life as he was inhaling the biggest joint I ever witnessed. So I asked what he was feeling right now. He answered ‘I’m feeling thank you.’ I was so surprised and confused as I turned my head to zywoo who was licking his fingers after eating his whole baguette with cheese in 1 bite to ask what he thought Chris meant. Zywoo started laughing and just said multiple times ‘no, I don’t know!’ while he now licked the last piece of cheese from his chin. Allu and the other Fins were looking at us this whole time but said nothing. I went to them and asked what they were doing. No one answered for like 5 minutes but then Allu looked at me and said ‘hghg we removed the wrong player’. I didn’t understand anything but at that moment Frankie arrived to the scene so Sunny ran away as fast as he could.




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