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https://youtu.be/dINMvbJgwWQ


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https://imgur.com/a/qiIjxBh

List of based belgians i know so far:
Wokebrobansko
lelelexaxaxa
Weskerxd
Vitality_Fan
ApK^v^
Lanibear
KevinDeBruyne
STEV0SE

List of clankers:
Droidd

List of people not knowing what happened at tiananmen square in june 1989:


BIGGEST GODS TO SEE MY PROFILE:
BiggestEiprilFan
Wokebrobansko https://www.hltv.org/profile/1394044/wokebrobansko
SharlLegrerg
ErectToaster04
Brasil
Jonty04l32
LtN))
Biggest_Dont_Cry_Fan
zerosh1maa_2
lelelexaxaxa
ghcnvbkn
2mig
wakemeupwhenniveratop1
recoilmaster
TheJuan
DAILY_O_PLANO_THREAD
DISCODIPLAN!!
Astralis_6_majors
BlameF_biggest_fan
i_play_b_rotation
_Top1
BomberMan_
Me_want_hole
LoOuU2
JulieN19K

PEOPLE I LOVE:
SHARLLEGRERG
BIGGEST_DONT_CRY_FAN
Wokebrobansko

BANS:
February 5th 2021- 1 day
February 25th 2021-3days
March 5th 2021-3 days
March 8th 2021-1 day https://imgur.com/a/F41HH5R
I JUST GOT A 7DAY FOR SAYING "OK" WTF (March 10 2021)
March 22 21- 1day
March 30 21 - 1 day
April 7 21 - 1 day https://imgur.com/a/MxQlmVw
April 9 21 3 d
April 15 21- 1d
April 18 21- 1d
April 22 21- 3d https://imgur.com/a/EXpLQZk
UNBANNED JULY 15


I made the funny so laugh fucking laugh or I will personally find your house and won’t stop following you until you laugh fucking laugh I made the funny laugh now laugh or else I will go as far to hack you and ddos you like a boss so fucking laugh if you don’t laugh I am gonna doing your mom so you fucking laugh laugh or I will hire a hitman laugh fucking laugh you bitch laugh or I will tell my parents please fucking laugh laugh or else I will start a gang and tell them to attack and harass you until you laugh at my funny fucking I will tell my dad to run you over with his 2004 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 because you didn’t laugh at the funny laugh you fuck laugh now laugh laugh or I will hack you and your family I will fucking murder your family with my semi trock if you don’t laugh fuck laugh you fucking fuck fuck you fuck fucker fuck laugh fuck fuckjoj

INSERT PLAYER skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...they using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?

who are u 3 level faceit guy? woxic has trophies u cant even see in real

who you are calling a dumb idiot? You are dumb for liking obvious cheter KannyZ who will forever leave CS because he is cheating and G3 dumped him for cheating and killing people through smoke.... now playing game professionally where you double jump over 5 enemies and give enemy bright green background image for 5 seconds so now it is even easier for him.... LOST ALL RESPECT

I saw Allu at a grocery store in Helsinki yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a fanboy and bother him and ask him for a selfie with balls in hand or anything.

He said, “Oh, are those red bulls only for showcase or can you actually drink them?”

I couldn't understand what he meant, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of Red Bull in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

I have memories of a young bntet and I working in a facility that produced cement in the city of Krakow in our home country of Poland. He used to tell me of his dreams to play cs at the largest tournaments and visit countries all over the world. Now look at my polish brother carrying an established EU lineup and pogging worldwide.

During my tenure as a young gentleman, I first came across BnTeT whilst working in a cement factory in Krakow, Poland. Generally quiet, his face would light up at the mention of Counter strike, where he would unveil his dream to play at the highest level and win a major. I'm glad to see him accomplishing his dreams and carrying these TRASH Aussies. BNTET PRIDE OF POLAND!!

E.coli “dev0ce” Reedtz was born on September 8, 1995 and is currently playing for Savestralis as a baiter, eco-fragger and saver, most famous for getting boosted to four major titles by shakerby, magisk the magician, dupreeh the hard cary, gla1ve (the incel), and robot xyp9x. His iconic play styles such as holding an angle for 10 minutes a round, whiffing his AWP shot and then running away is revered around the Counter-Strike Global Offensive scene.

Reedtz's most infamous play of his carer happened during ESL ONE Katowice 2019 during their grand final match against ENCE in which the crowd went wild after seeing dev0ce get 2 frags on a gun round.

Astralis' notorious meta changing play style (4v5 retake? Go save. 4v4 retake? Go save. Lose 3 on t side? Go save. Round started? Go save.) has led to what many commentators and analysts to call this the most boring time to watch counter strike in its 20 year history.

Also, i dont care about your useless pickup truck that you think will bring you girls. Judging by your mannerisms, you are about the maturity of a 12 year old with downers

I mean U csgo fans r so used to this crabwalking shit only spraying source (shit) engine game so when a really good game with a real high skillcap came across u r like lol what a shit game

I want to crab walk spray and pray 24/7 csgo is superior uhhu CUZ U R SO USED TO THIS LIKE ADDICT . . . . .. now use ur ctrl +as and spray very skill very good

Jonty is no regular boy. He's a fucking man. He has the poise and eloquence of a 40 year old white Oxford graduate but once he has a few beers he is a party animal. I once went to a club where Jonty was sitting at the bar, he had around 30-40 chicks all on his shoulders trying to talk to him but like the real gentleman he is he paid them no attention, once he told the bartender his drink and recieved his G&T he downed 500ml within a second. The DJ at the club (who coincidentally was paid 32k a month) was trying to remix some shitty trap music so Jonty got up on the stage and pushed the 32k a month DJ off and started singing fully accapela. I've never seen a club so quiet, they were in complete awe of his vocal ability. After he had sung a few songs the whole place erupted, giving Jonty standing ovations, he- being the ever humble man he is- jumped off the stage and went back to his seat at the bar and asked the bartender for some lemonade to ensure he wouldn't be drunk enough to have sexual intercourse with all the 50 girls who were hovering around him. It was around 5-6am before he left the bar that day... He told me it was just another day in the life of Jonty... what a legend. A gentleman on HLTV but a complete chad IRL. Shout out to Jonty!! Dope the WestSide! Tupac for life! #gotshot5timesbutimstillbreathing. #RealThugs #Legend

go fuck yourself, i dont give a fuck what you think, I can say whatever the fuck I want. You are arguing with a 15 year old on twitter rn, which maybe means that you are a bit jealous that i actually succeeded in what i did?

Stewie2K: plays multiple bitch roles at once, never complains. Simultaneously entries, supports, awps, and igls. Has to throw nades occasionally. Always the first to die, gets infinite amount of hate and blame for Liquid's slump in the later half of 2020. Alpha male, 6’2. Doesn’t constantly post about his girlfriend. High testosterone levels that fuel his aggressive plays.

Tr0shzz: gets relegated to a support position in the later half of 2020 due to shit performance. Still always gets to be in clutch positions where he always fails because of lack of mechanical skill. Gets the same stats as Stew although he plays better roles. Cries that the team ignores his constant whining. Mentally relies on MILF dom gf pegging him. Closeted, secretly fingers himself to the thought of Stew cucking him.

stupid NiKo stupid tactic no strategy
just 5 G2 ppl run around like idiot no brain aimer
no problem NiKo u mother best whore on serbia ;)

jackz replaced NiKo's gpu today ( check kenny's story, he got a new one today ) and installed a gt 710 on his cpu
so NiKo was playing at 30 fps and couldn't frag with awp and couldn't entry properly
the point of this? jackz played freely and top fragged so they kick NiKo soon and kenny gets back in and they can continue the bromance soon
also jackz muted NiKo today which explains his good performance today

I’m telling you, Xeppaa is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door.

i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about shazam. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

People who hate thorin and RL are insecure generally, or they've had them rip on their favorite player. They have a lot of good insight and watching by the numbers is very interesting.

RESPECT ZYWOO AND S1MPLE, DONT HATE THEM. They're two of the greatest players we'll ever be able to see in the game, don't hate, just enjoy the show and watch how good they are without being a dickhead to the other just if you like one of them.

The support role is underrated af, having someone take 5th picks and letting all the other players on the team succeed is so underappreciated. They always have the famas/mp9, always are throwing flashes and supporting, they'll always be the guy going in first on T side (which is sooo underrated, a lot of players don't have the capability of doing that, creating space is difficult.

I once met bongJ in real life as he was inhaling the biggest joint I ever witnessed. So I asked what he was feeling right now. He answered ‘I’m feeling thank you.’ I was so surprised and confused as I turned my head to zywoo who was licking his fingers after eating his whole baguette with cheese in 1 bite to ask what he thought Chris meant. Zywoo started laughing and just said multiple times ‘no, I don’t know!’ while he now licked the last piece of cheese from his chin. Allu and the other Fins were looking at us this whole time but said nothing. I went to them and asked what they were doing. No one answered for like 5 minutes but then Allu looked at me and said ‘hghg we removed the wrong player’. I didn’t understand anything but at that moment Frankie arrived to the scene so Sunny ran away as fast as he could.

Fishing S0mple
S0mple is any substance used to attract and catch fish, e.g. on the end of a fishing hook, or inside a fish trap. Traditionally, nightcrawlers, insects, worms and smaller S0mple fish have been used for this purpose. Fishermen)) have also begun using plastic S0mple and more recently, electronic lures to attract fish.

Studies show that natural S0mple's like croaker and shrimp are more recognized by the fish and are more readily accepted.[1] Which of the various techniques a fisher may choose is dictated mainly by the target species and by its habitat. S0mple can be separated into two main categories: artificial s0mple and natural

"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people don't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.

As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.

Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8.
I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):

(price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears

France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $



To fall for a good bait on HLTV is like falling in love. Your lover disguises their intentions, conceals their flaws, and try to present an image you will idealize. This is much like how, upon seeing an incredible forum post title on HLTV, one will imagine that the resulting post is just as beautiful and informative as the title which links to it! But alas, beneath this veneer of perfection and beauty one finds only disgust and disappointment. Once a lover has possessed his/her target, feelings of disgust and hatred set in, as the one being loved can never live up to the deceptively false image they provided to lure the lover with. This results in a never-ending cycle of falling in love over and over again, only to leave out of disgust....

The reactions of many forum posters having been caught with a good bait (hook, line,and sinker) speak volumes of their own frustrations. Time and time again we click forum titles WE KNOW are baits! Yet we hope each and every time that the external presentation matches the internal quality, and we are disappointed. We long for a day when we click a post we suspect is a bait, only to be greeted with a lovely essay written by someone obviously very talented (this never happens). One day, we hope to fall in love, and the person won't have to lie to attract us, and we won't have to lie to them either.

lol I said in thread "o plano will not get org if they don't play tournaments quals" and he visites my prophile. now he come to my thread saying oo poland no scene i remind him tthat LUL plano is scared to play (true) and he visits profile again. now i don't even post anything about plano and he keeps coming to my profile XD hes so obsessed bro because I don't like his dead team :)))

If I suddenly disappear from here, it is because I am dead, committed suicide. Life was not good and I realised how much of a joke and utter humiliation my whole life is. There is nothing in this life for me, there is nothing to be achieved by my person aside from being a fucking joke. I feel betrayed by life, and it always looks like the universe is plotting something against me... every day I have something different to remind me of the utter failure that I am. I had no life my entire life. I lived most of my life locked in my room, because I was such a constant embarassment to myself and everyone around me. Everywhere I go I take negativity. If you read this and I am not gone yet, don't try to help me, you will be frustrated as there is nothing that can help. I can't let this infinite hatred burn in my soul anymore, I have to end it. My final letter is being written, and will be delivered at the time I decide to end it all. Some people are idiot and stupid enough to put any hope on me, little they know I have already given up. Every day someone or something I see reminds me of the piece of shit I am, and the piece of shit of a waste of a life I had. I don't know what it is like to have company, I don't know what it is like to be fulfilled, happy, I don't know what it is like to receive a romantic love from someone else, I don't know what it is like to be at peace, have a good day.... every day is filled with anxiety, dread, despair, utter terror from the mental disorders I have. I live every second with extreme fear, like if I had a gun pointed at my head at all times... I have disappointed everyone, and I am tired of being a constant disappointment. 08/03/2021 was one of the worst days of my life. I saw someone I could feel so related to... and this person did something that would grant hate for eternity, but I felt so related because he lived a live of loneliness, rejection, and utter failure in endeavors. He lived a life of emotional despair, being labeled undesirable by girls, just like me. Rest in peace, my friend, I wish I had met you. I would do anything to be a normal person, have a normal life, a normal brain, experience being wanted by someone else, being loved and not being despised and laughed at. I am tired of living this live of humiliation and having to remember every day of the failure I am. There is not a single thing in my life which I didn't fail at. I was never good at anything... I remember being a kid and playing football for hours everyday, and still being utterly shit at it and having people laughing at me. I played CS for more time than anyone I know and I am one of the worst players around. I have tried hard at school and failed at every single subject you can think of. I have failed 2 grades at school... Enough dude, enough. I just can't stand failing anymore, and can't stand being reminded of the failure I am. I have been denied a normal life, with friends, enjoyment, fulfillment, a love life, a sex life, a fun life. I am the total opposite of what someone should be, so if you need an example, look at me to see what you shouldn't be, ever. I am just... So tired of being alive, being invisible, feeling everything that is bad. Every day I wake up more hopeless than the day before, but also with a slight hope that something will change, but nothing ever changes, and I am done, far beyond done. I have lived a whole live of negativity and emptiness, of rejection and loneliness, and I can't take it anymore. All I wanted was to fit in this world, but I can't. There is nothing that I like to do, nothing that sparks any interest from me, nothing that I would like to work with and making a living out of. There. Is. Nothing. In. This. Life. For. Me. I am tired of living an emotional life of pure dread, despair and humiliation because of something I cannot change and can't forget. I have always said I would prefer to end it all instead of living my whole life feeling it, and so it is my decision, I will end it all. I can't stand this humiliation anymore, and my autistic obsession with meaningless things just makes everything worse one thousand fold. I am really sorry, guys. When I finally come to my ultimate decision, I will put the day I decided to do it, at the top of my biography, so you will know I have done it. The day will probably be one of the solstices or equinoxes. I don't know, I might change my plan if things get too bad. Sorry guys... I am really sorry.

Hey, i have real good question for you. As typical HLTV user, i dated hundreds girls and slept with even more. While being global. Have 200sm and all shreded.. But i was curious, are you sending your D pics before first date to her and her mother?

Fallen strats are too old. Good on AWP but brain is getting too old from shit Fallen headphones. mibr Fallen headphones and he is not on active roster. cash grab veteran of the game. how many checks has he collected while on bench? Streaming wow and fifa. He is washed player stop being so cocky. I think you know what i mean right? if he can manage his ego he might get signed by t3 org in asia. Nah, I doubt it. At least FER is playing for BOOM lol sike T4 org. Making enough for apartment and fiat 500 payment. He can get fat and lazy now, he has achieved all he could achieve.

I met hunden in London during the Faceit Major. He came out of a bush and joined me and my friends on our walk to mcdonalds. Whilst we were walking to the mcd he was bragging about how he taught gla1ve everything he knew. Got a picture with him where he made fun of my fnatic jersey. At mcdonalds he took like 10 packs of ketchup. Nice guy. He was pretty drunk.

he wasn’t a classic nerdy computer kid in school he was one of the ones to get a girlfriend first and a very social person typical for finn is that he is very determined ist egal obs jetzt beim kartenspielen ist oder beim tischtennis oder beim computer er gibt nicht auf what he really wants is to win a major

The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come

Yesterday I went to the Le Baguette Restaurante' in Paris. Upon entering the restaurant to grab some grub the first thing I noticed was a giant, grey, bald blob with some neck hair at the corner of the room, staring at his phone and laughing. The laugh accentuated his gums by a proportion of 80% to his teeth. Half a second later, ain't no doubt about it, I recognized the fake top 1 of 2019 and 2020. I approached his table and I noticed he was eating roasted snails and immediately I pointed at it and asked "What's that about?" He replied " I'm French, we eat snails cuz we avoid fast food" His gummy smile started to take shape signaling he had cracked a joke as nasty as his 2-17 scoreline against Complexity on overpass while I writhed in suppressed awkwardness.
Smartly, I changed the topic and asked what were you laughing at your phone and he replied " Ohh, just at the dumbfk people who voted me the top 1 while the real top 1 was top 2 aka s1mple" Now lemme tell you smth, he may not be bold but bald, he may not be Chad but bad, he maybe French with fat stench but the guy knows the real truth and ain't afraid to tell it. From that moment on my respect for Zywhoo has only grown. After that I made a French retreat while he was tryna stuff 5 roasted snails into his fat mouth.

Harpreet ‘Yekindar’ Sandhu (aka YEKINDAR) is a Punjabi Indian professional CS:GO player who currently plays for Fetus Piro, a Cycle Electrical Sports (E-Sports) team based in Pathankot, India. He helped the team to win ESL Afghanistan 2021. He works a part time job as a rice farmer in the Canada. He aspires to work as tech support for MichaelSoft Vindos

Sudeep "S1mple" Vernakulum Muthu Sanjeev is an Indian professional Counter Strike:Global Offensive player who currently plays for Nandi and Valu Invincibles (NAVI) , an Electrical Sports (E-Sports) team based in Nagapattinam, Tamilnadu, India. He's currently also working as a tech support at Dell Systems, and is looking for a core engineering job in a hardware company

Mark is sitting and closing the cap on a water bottle. He seems exhausted and notices Billy entering the stage.
Billy: Hey, excuse me big guy did you hear some uh noises going around in here? A couple minutes ago I was in the other room working out and I just heard uh I don't know...
Mark: Yeah. I just finished wrestling some jabroni here and uh knocked him out.
Billy: (Perplexed) Jabroni?
Mark: Yeah, some guy... some guy wanted to challenge me in a wrestling match— (interrupted by Billy)
Billy: No no no—
Mark: …(unintelligible)... and well 1 2 3… nothing!
Billy: No wha... what’s with the jaroni thing I mean I'm half-Italian so is that something— (evidently interrupted by Mark)
Mark: Whaaaa… Well this guy thought he was pretty tough and uh—
Billy: Really?
Mark: ...and thought he could take me so I uh you know, put a couple of rounds on him.
Billy: Well, you know most Italians do think that they are pretty tough. I think i'm pretty tough.
Mark: Yeah?
Billy: You think you are pretty tough?
Mark: Well, [sic] just have a match and I'm a little tired but uh I think I know what's going on around if that's what you're into you wanna uh—
Billy: Listen, I was in the other room if that's what you call a match I got news for you buddy you ain't have nothin like me before.
Mark: Maybe you and I should try and uh settle it then uh—
Billy: ...that sounds like a— (instantly interrupted)
Mark: …ring right here I got a little—
Billy: Are you… Are you sure you know what you are getting yourself into?
Mark: Well, I gotta get my haircut in about uh half an hour…(unintelligible)
Billy: Well, maybe you can do that right after you come out of the hospital.
Mark: Well, let's give it a go.
Billy: Really? Well I think—
Mark: You're a pretty big guy uh—
Billy: You're a pretty big guy… (unintelligible) slow… (unintelligible) you know…
Mark: I'm a bit uh… pretty quick so—
Billy: Well what do you want to bet for?
Mark: (unintelligible)
Billy: (More stern tone) What do you want to bet for?
Mark: I don't know whatever you want. What do you think?
Billy: I'll tell you what. I seem to be the intellect of both of us. I'll tell you what. Lets uh let's bet your ass. I win, I take your ass how's that sound?
Mark: What you’re gonna fuck me in the ass? Is that what you mean?
Billy: (Looks intently at Mark) You want me to, don't you?
Mark looks completely dumbfounded with the demands before recovering and responding.
Mark: Well whatever you want to do. If that's what you want to do [sic]. If you think you can beat me 1-2-3, yeah you can fuck me in the ass we’ll go!
Billy: You know what I think you talk too much shit. Listen, I'm a Roman-Greco wrestler... you just want to start off right now?
Mark: Yeah... sure you wanna go Roman-Greco? Alright let's go—
Billy: Yeah, lets go dude.
Mark: Alright, you want to start on bottom eh?
Billy: You wanna get on bottom? You know that's the point you want to be...
Mark: Alright, let's see what you got! C'mon man!



Calliope "Carrigan" Papadopolus, amazing Greek IGL from Athens who is currently playing for Fazilius Clamidius, a great Greek team which were noticed for their skill on CS:GO's last LAN tournament played on Olympic games 776 B.C in Ancient Greece.

Why This Word ´s Are Too Comon Now ? It ´ s Getting Anoying Seeing People Write This Thing ´s ..

`` Based ,RedPilled, Cope , Cringe , etc etc`` .. I Could Go On ForEver Wiht This 4Chan Lingo ..

Why Don ´t People Think Of Their Own Good Will And Not Comply To Herd Mentality ´ s ?
Fiend was cheating in this match. FaZe more than likely knew it and was in on the match fixing for betting purposes. So was everyone involved, shoutcasters included. There is some sort of cue for players to let them know when their face cam is going to be featured on stream as there are just way too many times that the stream featured a player who either looked up at their camera as they came on stream or was waiting, already looking at their camera.

Fiend also has some sort of vision assistance cheat that activates when they are crouched. You can see all of the times during the game they crouched and un-crouched when it makes no sense and then acted on information they couldn't possibly have.

It's interesting to note that you can see every time twistzz is on camera, being spectated, he looks up at the facecam. There must be some sort of light or something that comes on to let the player know they are being spectated. Not sure why that would be. Never noticed it before in any pro match until this one. rain and karrigan seem to look up and directly into the camera a few times when they are on stream as well. Very interesting... there is probably a cue to let them know to look despondent while they are losing and to help make this match look like it wasn't fixed.

Spunj mentions he likes coin near the start of the match, which is probably a cheeky joke about the fact they are all collecting bitcoin or some other crypto currency by being involved in this fixed match. At a certain point in the match, after the shoutcasters mention a "gag order" of some sort, the players are all taken off stream and their pictures are placed there instead of their face cams. I can only assume this is because FaZe wasn't acting despondent enough and they weren't selling their frustration very well, as evident by the fact that they don't seem all that upset or put out by the rounds they are losing most of the time. Shortly after, one shoutcaster mentions that FaZe "definitely has nothing to complain about" again alluding to the fact that this match was fixed and everyone is collecting money off of the betting lines.

One shoutcaster also mentions that dream3r looks like a gangster because of the 3 in his name when it looks stupid in other names. Probably a cheeky nod to the fact that he has some sort of organized crime ties as a fixed match like this one would almost certainly have ties to organized crime.

Interesting to note is that the team economy stats are presented by coinbase. So not only is there a lot of reason to believe that this match was fixed, based on all of the odd things that happen during the match, as you can read below, but there is the mention of "liking coin" from SpunJ and then the match is sponsored by coinbase. LOL. It just gets better the more I watch this shit show of a match.

I will start by saying that dream3r was vac banned in 2014. This is easily verifiable. He is also a known scammer and has admitted to cheating to boost friends before.

Timestamps for everything odd that happened during the game featured in the link above (which I had to delete to get this post made) will follow.

1:25 (pistol round) - dream3r. you can see his aimbot shaking like crazy as he kills karrigan.

9:19 (round 6) - dream3r. you can see his aimbot controlling his spray here, basically tick by tick. no one who is actually skilled at this game could believe that is a human controlling that spray.

13:45 (round 8) - REDS7AR starts to aim at rain before he has even stood up or moved to take advantage of the one way. LOL. rain would also have heard REDS7AR as he made noise moving and by scoping in here and yet the commentators suggest that rain thought he was safe? In what world?

16:21 (round 9) - dream3r has a very suspicious deagle spam that doesn't exactly look human. again, his crosshair is adjusting tick by tick for that spamming headshot.

17:07 (round 10) - Twistzz decides to spam a smoke with his glock? what kind of idiotic move is that? glocks have tracers and they already know that Fiend is using silenced rifles.

17:27 (round 10) - you can see that dream3r begins to adjust his aim for karrigan coming out of underpass to mid before any part of karrigan's model has shown. you can confirm this by watching in .5 speed and it is also pretty visible in real time.

17:32 (round 10) - dream3r's crosshair locks directly onto rain in underpass and this is followed up by the most robotic spray you will ever see as he kills both players there.

17:40 (round 10) - bubble does a strange crouch as olofmeister moves up to the first window at B and then moves off of the angle to watch balcony. In my opinion, this is a way to activate some sort of vision assistance as you will see that they crouch and un-crouch multiple times throughout the match before catching FaZe players off guard or making questionable plays.

17:49 (round 10) - h4rn makes the same crouch gesture as bubble did at 17:40 just as olofmeister is about to cross second window. perhaps some sort of cheat is tied to their crouch key. maybe like a wall hack that turns on every time they crouch. Not sure.

21:27 (round 12) - h4rn makes a very fast awp shot on rain at the bottom of his scope and then the crosshair shakes in a very odd way afterwards. looks like an aim lock.

22:30 (round 12) - bubble makes a jumping, spraying ak head shot on broky from market door to bench. Neither shoutcaster seems to think it's that impressive as neither mention it. There is no replay of this amazing jumping shot, which is odd. To say the least.

23:44 (round 13) - dream3r's spray is extremely robotic and very obviously an aimbot. once again his crosshair is adjusting essentially tick by tick. After the kill on the player at tetris, you can even see it pull towards the next player, rain, by default. It is much more evident in the slow motion replay after, but unfortunately x-ray is turned off. For some dumb reason, rain jumps and gives away his position just before he dies to dream3r. he tries to mask this by making it look like a flubbed jump, but you can clearly see he crouches before he makes the jump. Any pro should know you can't make a jump of that height by jumping while crouching. He just gave his position away for free and very clearly on purpose. the next jump he makes he crouches after the jump, the correct way to do this.

24:09 (round 13 replay) - in slow motion you can clearly see a robotic movement in h4rn's crosshair and afterwards as he shoots the player on default at site A.

24:22 (round 13 player cam replay) - you can see bubble look up towards his camera after he celebrates the round win, just as many other players have looked towards their camera, seemingly knowing exactly when they are on stream.

25:14 (round 14) - h4rn once again has some very odd and suspicious crosshair movement after an awp shot. this time it's a miss, but the weird wiggling movement is still present.

25:48 (round 14) - v1c7or sprays a bunch at players through smoke and this is what a human spray looks like. Only mentioning because of how much different it looks compared to dream3r.

25:52 (round 14) - as rain and olofmeister are approaching the smoke on site, rain is inexplicably jumping up and down as he approaches the smoke towards v1c7or. there is no reason for this other than to give info away. the tec-9 isn't accurate to any range that he could possibly be shooting at while jumping and jumping up and down would actually only expose him to any players who might be looking towards site from connector or jungle. yet another situation where rain is giving away information to the other team for free. right afterwards, after rain has been jumping up and down and after the Terrorists have already seen a nade come from ticket as it's the one that killed karrigan, broky is inexplicably walking towards ticket turned away from it and right after rain has given away information at that angle, no less. olof then proceeds to walk through a smoke towards v1c7or which is almost always a bad call, but it happens after he and rain clearly hear v1c7or kill broky from up on top of ticket. both olofmeister and rain were close enough to have heard v1c7or, even with a silenced rifle.

26:51 (round 15) - h4rn makes an extremely unlikely flick on rain pushing down mid. interestingly enough, h4rn is definitely close enough to where rain jumps to have heard him jump there but is looking up at a smoke instead. literally makes no sense. kill feed also suggests that h4rn was blind here as well.

27:45 (round 15) - you can see from karrigan's perspective that as he moves up short, REDS7AR mysteriously crouches and un-crouches, just like other times players from fiend have crouched and uncrouched as players have come close to angles they are watching. perhaps the cheat crouches and uncrouches for a player of fiend as a player either passes or comes within a certain range of their crosshair. this would be really hard to notice or prove, but it continues to happen. shortly after, REDS7AR steps out and shoots karrigan in the back. suspicious doesn't even begin to describe this or the other times players from fiend have crouched just before players have come close to their crosshairs.

32:41 (round 16, second half pistol round) - h4rn, who is watching the flank, crouches and un-crouches again for literally no reason. it is probably connected to vision assistance, as I have stated before.

34:44 (round 17) - h4rn jumps out of window and sprays down olofmeister at get_right and literally the tick that olofmeister dies, he is pulling a 90 degree turn towards karrigan on site. of course, karrigan had just killed REDS7AR with his scout, but he is making the switch to his next target in a small, fraction of a second. He likely hadn't even had time to register that he had killed olofmeister. you can also notice that he is spraying through the wall at karrigan as the spectator switches to karrigan's perspective, meaning not only did he begin to turn towards karrigan in a questionably short amount of time, but he was shooting at him through a wall when he did it. h4rn dies shortly after to twistzz's deagle, which pops up into the kill feed and karrigan, a human playing with human reflexes and senses, walks out to shoot at him. you know, a normal thing to do if you aren't cheating.

34:49 (round 17) - another somewhat questionable bit of spray control from dream3r as he kills twistzz and then he looks directly up into the player cam, yet again indicating that these players are given some sort of warning as to when they are on stream.

35:10 (round 17) - another moment of bubble crouching and un-crouching which really has no explanation at all.

36:42 (round 18) - REDS7AR makes a somewhat odd crouching and un-crouching movement yet again before walking out and seemingly knowing exactly where broky is playing. shortly after the first crouch un-crouch he does it again and then actually flicks directly to broky's head at 36:46. he then mollies out firebox, which isn't questionable in of itself, but afterwards proceeds to spam at broky behind firebox even though he shouldn't have any indication that the molly he has thrown towards firebox hasn't reached deep enough. this sequence is a little less suspicous than others as REDS7AR then walks out and gets shot in the back by broky, but it's odd when you couple it with everything else.

37:21 (round 18) - both REDS7AR and dream3r crouching and looking around, with dream3r having no legitimate reason to be crouching while REDS7AR arguably has one to give him a better spray if he is peeked from his angle. dream3r, however has no reason to be crouching and looking the direction he is watching because bubble would see anyone trying to get to palace before he would have anything to worry about. at around the same time, bubble is "shoulder peeking" so far back at tetris that it wouldn't have any effect at all and only starts doing proper shoulder peeks once olofmeister is far enough out for him to actually see something. So what was he doing before when he was strafing back and forth completely behind cover and at such a shallow angle that he wouldn't possibly be visible?

38:49 (round 19) - you can see twistzz crouch and un-crouch in connector, but it actually serves a purpose for the position he is playing as when he crouches, his position becomes a headshot angle from behind the box he is watching cat from. I mention this because his crouch and un-crouch makes sense from a positional standpoint whereas all the times Fiend players have done it, it really makes no sense.

39:11 (round 19) - h4rn can be seen completing another crouch un-crouch maneuver from v1c7oR's perspective while staring at a wall and towards B bombsite. Again, this doesn't add up and doesn't really make any sense. the perspective switches to A and then back to B and you can again see h4rn crouching and un-crouching while staring at a fucking wall at B. he does this yet again as he gets closer to the angle at B. This is while v1c7oR is likely standing far enough out in B aps to be spotted by a possible CT awper or spotter watching the tiny crack angle from balcony on B as well.

42:35 (round 21 player cam replay) - karrigan staring at his player cam as if waiting for it to come on or something and mouthing (I think) "Let's go." Why was he staring at the player cam though? It really doesn't make any sense unless, as previously stated, there is some sort of cue given from the player cam to let a player know when they will be on stream or being recorded for a clip.

44:32 (round 22) - just after twistzz gets a kill at middle, REDS7AR can be seen turning towards the exit from underpass to apartments and crouches and un-crouches. LOL

44:56 (round 22) - REDS7AR can be seen watching a very weird angle in apartments from which he would undoudbtedly be seen by anyone playing on balcony, making him watching the corner of the door a moot point, and once again crouches and un-crouches.

TL;DR - Fiend was cheating in this match, using some sort of vision assistance linked to crouching, dream3r has a vac ban on record and is a known scammer and all around shit person and was clearly, obviously aimbotting in this match; bubble was likely using some sort of aim assistance at least at some point during the match; FaZe, the shoutcasters, the sponsors (coinbase LOL), and everyone involved were in on the fix and exploited the betting lines, which would obviously favor FaZe beating Fiend, to collect bitcoin, making the entire thing and whatever bets they would have placed untraceable.

If I can notice all of these odd things happening and the odd spray controls and whatnot throughout the match, surely FaZe clan members should notice them as well. If they don't come out issuing some sort of official statement accusing Fiend of having cheated in this match then for me it will officially confirm that they were involved. I mean, there is just soooo much fishiness in this match and no one in their right mind could possibly believe that dream3r's spray was anything but an aimbot. The fact he has a vac ban on his record just makes it that much more obvious.

SpunJ is a very experienced player and former pro and so you would think he would be able to easily spot cheating and odd plays as well, but he inexplicably covers for Fiend and makes excuses and calls their play just good old fashioned CS throughout the entire match. I mean... it wasn't. The shit was odd, the aimbot was obvious, bubble's jumping ak headshot from market door to bench wasn't even noted when it definitely should have been, the crouching un-crouching was odd to say the least... "Professional" CSGO is a fucking joke. Never bet on it. It is just as fake and rigged as every other professional sport out there.

Discuss, flame, criticize, do whatever you like. I've been playing Counter-Strike since it was a mod for half-life and we had wonids. I started playing the game in 2000 at LAN parties. My steamid is a 6-digit from 2004 when I switched from 1.5 to 1.6 and I competed in the Cyberathlete Amateur league for several seasons while in high school. I've been around and playing for a LONG time.
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