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Rank: MM - Unranked | FACEIT - Level 3 (i am dogshit)
I am not a toxic player
Jump-throw bind:
alias "+jumpthrow" "+jump;-attack"; alias "-jumpthrow" "-jump"; bind mouse5 "+jumpthrow"
Music preference: Any but rap
I hope NA wins the next major


Nice opinion. Just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine.
Boy, let me tell you something.
I am the baseline for opinions, any opinion I hold is objectively correct and, as a result, any other opinions are wrong. And guess what? You happen to hold a wrong one. And I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have now contacted the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the Navy SEALs, the Secret Service and your mom. You'll rot in prison for the rest of your life over this, mark my words you'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions. By the time you're reading this, you're done for boy. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. Supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. Oh yeah, and we decided that just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit so there's no chance you can run away and everyone you know will die. It's a small price to pay for ethnic cleansing. May this post be a warning for anyone else brave enough to share an incorrect opinion; you've been warned.

I'm telling you, [x] is as cracked as he is jacked, I saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers & a 6 pack of redbull. I asked what the diapers were for and he said “they are to contain my full power so I don't absolutely shit on these kids” then he bhopped out the door

Hello, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story..

I wasn’t a classic nerdy computer kid in school I was one of the ones to get a girlfriend first and a very social person typical and I am very determined ist egal obs jetzt beim kartenspielen ist oder beim tischtennis oder beim computer er gibt nicht auf what I really want is to win a major

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

So I was on my morning run today. I was hella thirsty so decided to buy some water, near the store I saw a guy in C9 jersey, sitting on the ground and crying. At first I thought that it must be some bettor who "bets his house" on a video game, and so I asked him "HOW MUCH?", his answer was rather shocking to me - "$6 million". My instant reaction "what a blunder? why have you done that?". wiping his tears "I wanted to build a Colossus". And then I realized it was former professional CSGO caster HenryG ( who was carried by GOAT Sadokist btw ). I told him that nothing is over yet and we are gonna win the next major #C9WIN. He thanked me for good words but kept crying. I felt really anxious for him. Poor guy. I bought him an ice cream.

NiP, also known as Numerous Internet Problems is a professional CS:GO team from Sweden. They feature players such as dev40%ce, Plosski. They are known for their signature strat of paying Flashpoint for a rematch on Mirage.

I think its hilarious u kids talking about [x]. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didn’t change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your “jokes” on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say “oh I’m almost about to get 69 karma haha funny”????? You’re not. Saying “penis” or when asked to say a joke “my life” isn’t fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of “humour” for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. “So leave the sub” that won’t fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your “jokes”. Develop a sense of humor or just get out

NA “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL Worlds Championship, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.

I remember me and Xi Wu working in an iPhone factory in Shenzen and he used to say he want to play at the biggest stages and travel the world. Now observe the glorious visage of my Oriental compatriot carrying EU CS and travelling worldwide. He has also been made an honorary frenchman & has had his picture projected on several buildings and monuments


DreamHack Winter 2013: Sweden fnatic (MVP: Jesper "JW" Wecksell)
Finalist: Sweden Ninjas In Pyjamas
EMS Katowice 2014: Poland (MVP: Jaroslaw "pashaBiceps" Jarzabkowski)
Finalist: Sweden Ninjas In Pyjamas
ESL One Cologne 2014: Sweden Ninjas In Pyjamas (MVP: Adam "friberg" Friberg)
Finalist: Sweden fnatic
DreamHack Winter 2014: France Team LDLC (MVP: Vincent "Happy" Schopenhaur)
Finalist: Sweden Ninjas In Pyjamas
ESL One Katowice 2015: Sweden fnatic (MVP: Olof "olofmeister" Kajbjer)
Finalist: Sweden Ninjas In Pyjamas
ESL One Cologne 2015: Sweden fnatic (MVP: Robin "flusha" Ronnquist)
Finalist: France EnVyUs
DreamHack Open Cluj-Napoca 2015: France EnVyUs (MVP: Kenny "kennyS" Schrub)
Finalist: CIS Natus Vincere
MLG Columbus 2016: Brazil Luminosity Gaming (MVP: Marcelo "coldzera" David)
Finalist: CIS Natus Vincere
ESL One Cologne 2016: Brazil SK Gaming (MVP: Marcelo "coldzera" David)
Finalist: United States Team Liquid
ELEAGUE Atlanta 2017: Denmark Astralis (MVP: Markus "Kjaerbye" Kjaerbye)
Finalist: Poland
PGL Krakow 2017: Kazakhstan Gambit Esports (MVP: Dauren "AdreN" Kystaubayev)
Finalist: Brazil Immortals
ELEAGUE Boston 2018: United States Cloud9 (MVP: Tarik "tarik" Celik)
Finalist: Europe FaZe Clan
FACEIT London 2018: Denmark Astralis (MVP: Nicolai "device" Reedtz)
Finalist: Ukraine Natus Vincere
IEM Katowice 2019: Denmark Astralis (MVP: Emil "Magisk" Reif)
Finalist: Finland ENCE
StarLadder Berlin 2019: Denmark Astralis (MVP: Nicolai "device" Reedtz)
Finalist: Kazakhstan AVANGAR
PGL Stockholm 2021: World ???
Finalist: World ???


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Brazil FURIA > Denmark Astralis

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