Biography
,,Das Leben ist zu kurz, um Deutsch zu lernen" - Oscar Wilde

"Hass, alkoss, gyarapíts; s a haza fényre derül"
- Kölcsey Ferenc

"A HAZA MINDEN EL?TT"
- Kölcsey Ferenc

Obwohl sie nur 13% der Bevölkerung ausmachen, machen Schwarze 52% der Verbrechen aus.

Currently unbanned

"Hello there and welcome to my profile!"

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http://i.imgur.com/YntsuaP.jpg

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eipril is the best artist of the 21st century!
http://www.patreon.com/eipril
go donate
search "eipril" on google , you will not regret it!

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"I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness I must be blind."

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My political compass : http://prntscr.com/148f07o

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1st ban: (because of copy pasting the thread)
https://prntscr.com/106nscg
2nd ban:
https://imgur.com/a/1Fb12QI
3rd ban:
https://imgur.com/a/vOSiRSd
4th ban:
https://imgur.com/a/INdYrgT
5th ban:
http://imgur.com/a/WXHQAgz
6th ban (WTF):
http://prntscr.com/12j7lwi
7th ban(WTF)
https://imgur.com/a/SqpcF4d
8th ban (WTF???)
http://prntscr.com/13myncm
9th ban (got banned for a bait about white power)
10th ban: for saying #7

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just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

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I play the bass guitar! (started in July 2019)
Favourite bands: Metallica, Mudvayne, Linkin Park, RHCP, Tool, Meshuggah, Slipknot, Scorpions.
I sometimes also listen to SOAD, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple,FilthyFrank/Pink guy songs , Skrillex,Iron Maiden.

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Certified C1 Expert Level English Speaker (First Class Pass)

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Lengyel Magyar két jó barát, együtt harcol s issza borát
Polak Wegier dwa bratanki i do szabli i do szklanki

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My username is just a bait, I'm not actually a degenerate don't worry(or am I? *Vsauce theme starts*)

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COPYPASTAS


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The following 2 homophobic and transphobic segments are copy pastas I've found, I don't agree with their messages, I just found them very scandalous, that's why I decided to save them
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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

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Living things are commonly defined as:

>…open systems that maintain homeostasis, are composed of cells, have a life cycle, undergo metabolism, can grow, adapt to their environment, respond to stimuli, reproduce and evolve. Other definitions sometimes include non-cellular life forms such as viruses and viroids.

Since gays do not reproduce they are not organisms and therefore not human.

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It's complicated....
Like half a year ago I was on phub, bored,, just clicking through the pages..
Then I saw that 20 minutes long succubus hentai being recommended
Then I clicked on it
Then checked recommendations again which are usually similar
There I found that long anthropomorphic animal hentai compilation
Then I noticed the "patreon.com/eipril" watermark
Then I was like "hmm this is pretty decent, high quality animation, high quality voice acting and sound effects, imma Google this eipril person , they seem very talented"
So yeah, now I know she is a woman, presumably in her mid twenties or early thirties, she has a boyfriend, and makes a living by creating furry art.
Epic.
So I was like, this is a genuinely talented person, she deserves support, but I can't donate plus I wouldn't donate since I'm poor
Ok so , let's sign up to HLTV, with a troll / bait nickname that gets people's attention This way people might google who Eipril is.
They get trolled because they might think it's a CSGO player or something but no XD
and who knows maybe someone will actually like it, donates to her and increases her fanbase
Win-win situation. People either get trolled or turned into Eipril fans

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BUSINESS NOTES FOR MYSELF FOR FUTURE PURPOSES


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dumb questions you should never ask:

1) "How can I help you?"

2) "Do you have a minute?"

3) "How could you not want this deal?"

4) "Would you like some time to think about it?"

5) "Would you like a proposal or a quote?"

6) "Who's the best salesperson that ever called you?"

7) "Can I send you an email?"

8) "Are you looking to buy today?"

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5 reasons why people don't buy:

1. NO NEED
2. NO URGENCY
3. NO DESIRE
4. NO MONEY
5. NO TRUST
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5 persuasive words:

1. YOU
2. FREE
3. NEW
4. NOW
5. SECRET
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7 Mentalities That Will Make You Poor:

1. poor in spirit
2. poor in love
3. poor in wisdom
4. poor in character
5. poor in habits
6. poor in attitude
7. poor in finance
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7 Skills That Will Make You Rich:

• Closing skill
• Public speaking
• Copywriting skill (how to communicate through words)
• The ability to communicate clearly and effectively with your team (leader ship skill)
• time management ( priority management)
• ability to read financial statement
• ability to manage mind (mindset skill)
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7 Reasons why you will never be rich:

1. Don't think money is important.
2. School never teaches about money and wealth.
3. Your parents never taught you about money and wealth.
4. You were never taught how to make money without having a job.
5. The mainstream media and advertisers want you to be consumers.
6. You have a negative association with rich people.
7. You never take responsibility for your own financial future.
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7 Signs you're going to be successful

1.Successful people have great habits

-Habits determine 95% of one's behavior

-Best people have best habits

2.Successful people incredible driven

-Pushing for results

-Ideas into actions

-Work ethic

-Discipline

-Bounce back from setback

-Not lazy

-Not procrastinate

-0 Days off

-Work harder than everyone else

3.Confident in their abilities

-Self doubt one of biggest enemies

-Fear of unknown other biggest enemy

-Confidence is believing in yourself

-Confidence comes from competence

-Its easy when everyone believes in you

-Confidence needed when no one believes in you

-Not arrogance

-Be willing to bet on yourself

-With actions, not words

4.Communicate Clearly

-Speaking

-Influence

-Persuade

-Inspire

-Toastmasters skills

5.Have a growth mindset

-Reading a lot

-Talking to other successful people

-Podcasts

-Never stop learning

-Taking notes

-More you know, less you realize you know

6.Embrace failure

-Positive about future

-Convincing others to believe

-Successful people have failed more than anyone else

-Success is going from failure to failure without loosing enthusiasm

7.High EQ

-Surround themselves with successful people

-EQ better than IQ

-High emotional intelligence

-Stay calm under pressure

-Manage their emotions

-Self aware
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To be continued...

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