Fan of Faze but only a little delusional about their current form

Some opinions I hold(last updated 20th of August 2021):
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If the Coldzera rumors about joining Liquid were true(which currently it doesn't seem that they are), I do not think that this would improve Liquid by a large enough margin to get them where they want to be. Fallen and Stewie2k are both question marks for me, probably whoever ends up not igling has to go in addition to -Grim +Cold. Again, the Cold move seems unlikely rn anyways.
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I appreciate BnB for sticking around in cs and grinding the game with their passion instead of making the switch to Valorant. The NA scene needs more people like those guys and the cs community needs to stop shitting on them and telling them to go Valorant because we as a community SHOULD NOT want that to happen. I also think that if they'd have an org they would improve rapidly with the improved resources(especially europe bootcamp) but I don't see them getting signed unfortunately.
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Can we stop telling every struggling team to disband? The csgo eco system is already struggling as is, we need more orgs in csgo, not less
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-C9 got better towards the end and shouldn't have gotten cut that early, new projects like this take time to develop, especially with how much shit they went through(losing w0xic, losing coach, etc.)
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-Faze's jump from online to LAN wasn't as tall as people make it out to be, Faze already played top 10 teams close(3 map series with 16- double digit losses on 3rd) and they just made a small jump to finally close out games.
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-Gambit got worse at Cologne but not worse enough for me to call them onliners, just doesn't feel right even though technically it would make them onliners.
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-The turkish super team(if it happens) will become a solid top 15 team with the occasional playoff run that will put them into the top 10 temporarily, but they will start off slow because they won't be invited to anything and will have to farm tier 2-3 (in which they will get upset and trash talked a lot because people still underestimate how many top 10 teams would lose to tier2-3 regularly, tier 2 is nutty). Give them 6 months and they will be on the brink of top 10 consistently.
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-New Fnatic will become a top 10 team rather quickly because they are an ESL partner team which will gain them invites and I believe whole heartedly into the project. Alex doesn't deserve the hate he got after C9 and mezii is a beast, only question mark is Jackinho but he deserves the chance to show himself. And if he doesn't work out, awpers are a)plenty in tier 2(smooya, Oskar, CIS awpers) and b)they are easy to replace imo as they don't have too much tactical depth in strategies, executes, etc.
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-Gade was Big's best option outside of maybe Faven but I think skill wise both can be seen as equal and Gade was free so it was an easy choice. He can't fully replace Xantares skill wise but I think they can work it out and add more tactical depth, better midrounds and maybe just less mistakes. They'll remain about the same level in my opinion, occasional playoffs, probably more consistency but less upset potential.
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-S1mple 1, Zywoo 2 in 2021

Feel free to pm me if you disagree with anything or want me to elaborate on any of these(and more, as long as it is cs related), I_like_csgo and love to chat about it :)

Some memes I like:
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ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
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The Reasoning
"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.

As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.

Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8.
I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):

(price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears

France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $

That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism)

Thank you for reading.
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Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure
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LETS GO Tizian!! (btw Tizian is Tizian, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)
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Some links I like:

Jonathan E. saying 0/8 https://i.gyazo.com/a9b6459f49f9107bb159e746429af03e.png

Jonathan E with the funny https://imgur.com/DX0twUd

https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2157072/18-lockerboy-collection-thread

Hunden 420 https://twitter.com/BetwayCSGO/status/1140371003241115649

WHO? https://clips.twitch.tv/SpunkyToughBeanCharlieBitMe

Sport mode gif https://i.gyazo.com/92461dc01f1dd11955895bafcb54ab89.gif

Thorin in jail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=524RCL-vAJc&t=1m17s

A cool presentation by Valve about their trust factor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObhK8lUfIlc

Yoflow's website to have team ranking of more than top 30 https://hltvranking.y0fl0w.de/


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I could tell you the answer but I don't know the answer.
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I know an austrian painter you could cosplay
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