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Proud American that believes LULquid will forever be top 1

I know all the pro players but it’s not a big deal to me lol.

I just graduated from a top 15 university in the US with a degree in mathematics and electrical engineering, and I am also very smart at CS:GO, former IGL/coach/analyst, currently retired from competitive play and have no plan of returning.



**COPYPASTAS:**

Jonathan E isn't a real person, it is a group, a conglomerate, a secret society whose true aims is to shape people's ideology by removing posts contradictory to the organization's core belief.

I actually saw Dexter arguing with his kid at the airport. His kid was clutching at his Renegades jersey in tears, and Dexter kept telling him to "fuck off" and "stop ruining my dreams"

Notus Vancere (abbreviated as No'Va) is a gold nova 5 stack with talents such as defecto, boombl400kg, b0t, often carried by Global Elite smurf Sasa "40 kills and still lose" Kostyliev.

Nice opinion. Just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine.

I'm telling you, ropz is as cracked as he is jacked, I saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers & a 6 pack of redbull. I asked what the diapers were for and he said “they are to contain my full power so I don't absolutely shit on these kids” then he bhopped out the door

Hello, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story..

he wasn’t a classic nerdy computer kid in school he was one of the ones to get a girlfriend first and a very social person typical and he is very determined ist egal obs jetzt beim kartenspielen ist oder beim tischtennis oder beim computer er gibt nicht auf what he really want is to win a major

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

NiP, also known as Numerous Internet Problems is a professional CS:GO team from Sweden. They feature players such as dev40%ce, Plosski. They are known for their signature strat of paying Flashpoint for a rematch on Mirage.

I think its hilarious u kids talking about semphis. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.

jackz replaced NiKo's gpu today ( check kenny's story, he got a new one today ) and installed a gt 710 on his cpu so NiKo was playing at 30 fps and couldn't frag with awp and couldn't entry properly the point of this? jackz played freely and top fragged so they kick NiKo soon and kenny gets back in and they can continue the bromance soon also jackz muted NiKo today which explains his good performance today

I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order.

I just checked HLTV and there is nothing I could find on the subject of “JW VAC ban”. Whoever is making these silly claims in the Twitch chat room seriously needs to stop because more people might actually go and waste their time trying to find this information. Sad!!

**MAJOR WINNING TEAMS**

DreamHack Winter 2013: fnatic
EMS Katowice 2014: Virtus.pro
ESL One Cologne 2014: Ninjas In Pyjamas
DreamHack Winter 2014: Team LDLC
ESL One Katowice 2015: fnatic
ESL One Cologne 2015: fnatic
DreamHack Open Cluj-Napoca 2015: EnVyUs
MLG Columbus 2016: Luminosity Gaming
ESL One Cologne 2016: SK Gaming
ELEAGUE Atlanta 2017: Astralis
PGL Krakow 2017: Gambit Esports
ELEAGUE Boston 2018: Cloud9
FACEIT London 2018: Astralis
IEM Katowice 2019: Astralis
StarLadder Berlin 2019: Astralis
PGL Stockholm 2021: Natus Vincere

**COMMENT MILESTONES**

5000 Comments - September 1st, 2021
10000 Comments - November 22nd, 2021


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