Jonathan E isn't a real person, it is a group, a conglomerate, a secret society whose true aims is to shape people's ideology by removing posts contradictory to the organization's core belief.
I actually saw Dexter arguing with his kid at the airport. His kid was clutching at his Renegades jersey in tears, and Dexter kept telling him to "fuck off" and "stop ruining my dreams"
Notus Vancere (abbreviated as No'Va) is a gold nova 5 stack with talents such as defecto, boombl400kg, b0t, often carried by Global Elite smurf Sasa "40 kills and still lose" Kostyliev.
Nice opinion. Just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine.
I'm telling you, ropz is as cracked as he is jacked, I saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers & a 6 pack of redbull. I asked what the diapers were for and he said “they are to contain my full power so I don't absolutely shit on these kids” then he bhopped out the door
Hello, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story..
he wasn’t a classic nerdy computer kid in school he was one of the ones to get a girlfriend first and a very social person typical and he is very determined ist egal obs jetzt beim kartenspielen ist oder beim tischtennis oder beim computer er gibt nicht auf what he really want is to win a major
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
NiP, also known as Numerous Internet Problems is a professional CS:GO team from Sweden. They feature players such as dev40%ce, Plosski. They are known for their signature strat of paying Flashpoint for a rematch on Mirage.
I think its hilarious u kids talking about semphis. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.
jackz replaced NiKo's gpu today ( check kenny's story, he got a new one today ) and installed a gt 710 on his cpu so NiKo was playing at 30 fps and couldn't frag with awp and couldn't entry properly the point of this? jackz played freely and top fragged so they kick NiKo soon and kenny gets back in and they can continue the bromance soon also jackz muted NiKo today which explains his good performance today
I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order.
I just checked HLTV and there is nothing I could find on the subject of “JW VAC ban”. Whoever is making these silly claims in the Twitch chat room seriously needs to stop because more people might actually go and waste their time trying to find this information. Sad!!
I was in Stockholm last week. I went to the local computer shop to see if they had new graphics cards that are so limited. As I walked into the store I was so surprised to see Device. He was smashing each monitor one by one. The workers were unfazed, this was a daily occurrence according to them. Every time he smashed one he said something about “ Astralis” under his breath.
Hello, my name is Mohammed bin Salman the prince of Saudi Arabia who lives in palace on Mirage. The past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my house and sitting on my couch. he told me his name was "Jame" and he was "saving." can someone tell me what this means?
Hello, my name is Ask Nonnegaard, german nuclear power plant worker. Every day a homeless man breaks into my workplace, sprints into our warehouse while screaming ”IT’S JAME TIME” and hides in the corner, and when I ask him to leave, he tells me that he is “saving his AWP”. Can someone tell me how to keep this crazy man away?
"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.
As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.
Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8.
I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):
(price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears
France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $
That means russia has the cheapest cry.
I've seen birdfromsky play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head.
Device is the real goat
7 times in top 20 /6 in top 5
4 times Major winner
2x Major MVP
Won 29 tournaments
Create the biggest era with Astralis
(Too calm or crybaby)
S1mple is fan goat
5 times in top 20/ 4 times in top 5
1x Major winner
1x Major MVP
Won 15 tournament
Starting an era
Arogant personnality (sometime its funny)
Zywoo futur goat
2 times in top 20/ 2 times top 1 (this year maybe top 2)
0x Major winner for now (played only two major and one of them was in Astralis era)
0x Major MVP for now
Won 6 tournament
Will create an era somedays (i hope)
Really shy guy
NiKo the crownless goat
5 times in top 20/ 3 times in top 5
0x Major winner for now (i hope he will win one)
0x Major MVP for now
Won 11 tournament
i don't think he will create an era (maybe too late)
Funny guy and a bit arogant