b1t OVERRATED, s1mple FRUSTRATED, electroNic OUTDATED, Boombl4 OVERWEIGHTED Perfecto JEBAITED LONG HAVE WE WAITED, NAVI ELIMINATED
God Emperor Paytyn "Junior" Johnson is secretly a hybrid of a giant sandworm and a man, revealing his true form only to Jason Lake himself, which is the reason he is feared so much by the Complexity bossman. He has lived for over three thousand years and playing Counter-Strike is only but a small distraction for this ancient individual. His powers include telepathy, prescience and superhuman strength, as well as bunny hopping. His true goals lie in saving humanity, where he keeps the peace between Earth and several Eldritch gods of the outer cosmos.
So please, next time you say "bot junior" or "-junior" please think of the consequences of your harsh words towards the God Emperor of our world.
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia....hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia...you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac... you are ppoor stink turk... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one in serbia ....fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
The sex isnt so good like people say. Sex has been transformed into a God, into a golden desire in these modern times. People are troubled by the idea of ??sex. Everything in modern human life revolves around sex. Everything that is done and created revolves around sex. This is an unprecedented disease, this is a fucking pathology. Im not even talking about real sex, im talking about sex as modernity see it, something bestial, imprisoning. Stop to analyze, we make the heart like guts, we make the world for sex. If we analyze modernity, we will see that this is the historical period in which we have less sex and when we do it, it sucks. Sometimes, we sleep with a person we don't know for the simple fact of feeding our ego or a need imposed by modernity. We make sex like something animalistic, bestial. Sometimes, in a few minutes, we resolve the issue, we resolve the sexual act, but both participants come out of this situation worse, more disillusioned. Why is the sex not so good? Because they made sex a God. As long as the human being does not understand, he will eternally navigate an ocean of suffering, as he will never be able to overcome sex and sex will torment your sleep.
Is NiKo the kindest player ever?
- Donated a major to NA
- Let Boltz and Felps win many tournaments
- Gifted Polish VP their last great tournament run
- Gifted NIP an IEM Oakland
- Gifted fnatic a Katowice
- Donated several big tournaments to NA'VI and s1mple
- Let FaZe win in overtime to give them the confidence to win all the big tournaments so far this year
Is there anyone this generous man hasn't donated a trophy or big tournament placing to? There's absolutely 0 reason to ever hate NiKo.
He owed his dad money,but he couldn't pay it back,so his father said: Son pay ass. Sunpayus responded: Yes daddy! So he pulled his Navi panties down and paid daddy with his ass.
That's Sunpayus' name origin.