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Stewie2K is the GOAT of NA, he brought NA its first and only major, and first and only grand slam.
True GOAT of NA.

if Stewie2K has million number of fans i am one of them. if Stewie2K has ten fans i am one of them. if Stewie2K has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world is against Stewie2K , i am against the world. i love Stewie2K till my last breath... die hard fan of Stewie2K.

Also xdENiSZERA and NickelBack visited my profile))

Some pastas:

Back in 2019, we were bootcamping for Sydney and Keith took us to the Sloth Sanctuary, he made us sit there for 10 minutes, and we just stared at them, and he was like: "One day it'll get tough in game and it'll all be worth it."

I'm telling you stewie2K is as cracked as he is jacked, i saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers and a 6 pack of redbull. I asked him what the diapers are for and he said "they are to contain my full power so i dont absolutely shit on these kids" then he bhopped out the door.

I was taking a poop when I heard Ohne shout "all in last chance", so I pull my pants up fast, no time for wiping, butt nutella on my pants, I run out, finish university, run a marathon, finish mandatory military service and unboxed 10 knives before just making it by 5 seconds before the prediction closed. Phew.

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my life revolves around Stewie2K. Everytime i go outside for a walk or shopping, i'm actually looking for Stewie2k in the streets of LA. everytime i shower and get a haircut, im actually doing it so when Stewie2K meets me im looking my best. i only post on my instagram to impress Stewie2K. i actually moved to America from Macedonia just so i can find him roaming in the streets and get a picture with him. i didnt learn the american language just to survive here in America, instead i learnt it to speak to Stewie2K. i have done the mathematics for the average time Stewie2K plays faceit so i can be in the same game as him. you stream snipe to win, i stream snipe to find Stewie2K. I know each jacket he owns so i can spot him easier in real life.