i have the best name in whole HLTV's


Very_****_guy iceberg:

https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/1664903/veryxguy-list-13

I'm a VeryNotGuyGuy

Have a very not guy day!
-VeryNotGuyGuy

Best flags/flair combos:

* Eritrea

* Spooky Squad + Dominica

* Mibr or FaZe + Brazil flag

* Forsaken + India flag


did you know the page's name stands for:


H omosexual
L ove
T hrough
V iolence

Different sources like ILoveHungary et al. (2022) instead suggest the actual meaning of HLTV is: Hungarian Life TeleVision

HLTV memistics > LGTV propagandists




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Content



Who really is jonathan E. ??




HLTV bait metas over the years-

2020- redpilled, bluepilled threads
2021- a year dominated by rearwheeldrive, SMG in HS DM
2022- current meta is to keep the baits obvious. Innovated by Pronouns

Apart from the above, the classic ones like "FalleN leaves, f0rest leaves, electronic device, etc." remain the same.


Some random conversation heard in HLTV's domains:


- My name: Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer

- What is so funny about it?

- Are you fuck you?

- I arent think that

- Wtf are you want?

- I was don't know this details.

- sry, sry for insultes

- nt prokda

- I'm not prokda wtf




GAWR_GURA TRUTH

I’m a 17 year old high school junior, I started watching anime so much that I’ve lost my love for real girls, I’m so attracted to these animated girls and their good looks and personality that I wish I was in a coma where I could be with them. I’m in online high school since the pandemic occurred and I really wanted that high school anime love story with someone but I don’t have an attraction to anyone in my classes( not trying to be mean but they are all ugly) they can’t compare to anime girls, they say these are the best years of our lives and I’m just sad as ???? all the time and the time is going by so fast I’ll be 18 in november and I’m afraid I’ll never find someone to hold me down or just give me a taste of that anime love or reality, I just hate the idea of getting old I just wanted to stay young all my life, I don’t want that time to come where it’s too late , I really want to find that someone and I feel if I just lose my attraction for anime girls for a real girl that’ll mean she’s the one, to be honest I wanna die when I’m like 30-35 I don’t wanna get old I just wanna stay young forever it’s like watching a high school anime with all these young characters and then there is just this time skip to when they’re all adults and you say to yourself where did the time go I don’t want that to happen to me cause I already feel the years going by, idk if it’s just me or does anyone else feel this way


COPE


Jonathan Zdravkovi

Age: 24
Height: 175cm
Body weight: 72kg
Benchpress: 115kg
Deadlift: 185kg
Squat: 145kg

Kosovo belongs to the Serbs!

Average random flex in HLTV, gym brosky


MONESY TRUTH

CUTESY is soo good
I can't describe how good he is, he is just insanely good, he is godlike player, prodidy, generation player. He is the greatest of all time in the future. he does 0 mistakes, he is perfect. m0nesy so damn good omg I want to suck his dick




care you elaborate lol, this is happen because are we of chile?



Funny pastas:

If you're a christian, then fapping is a sin. But I could say one thing: we all have sins and me too. I was fapping, watching porn, lying and etc in my life.

Let's talk about my story: I'm skinny and during school as I didn't have any girlfriends, like other boys I discovered porn and masturbating. Eventually, when you watch porn for so long and fap, you next time will be searching more and more interesting videos than previous ones. And in porn you have a long-lasting sex and also the woman that is beautiful.

What you get in result: dissapointment in women (like they're not so beautiful), maybe fantasy like you're having sex with a girl you like as in porn, shame as no one knows that you're fapping and you are scared of someone who would know it.

After the process of fapping, you will feel satisfaction for 1-3 seconds and then... YOU'RE EMPTY. You didn't understand why you did this.

Wyrierit


my BANS Hall Of Fame:

You have been banned from posting on the forums until: 2022-12-22 due to this comment:

Common Astralis L

You have been banned from posting on the forums until: 2022-12-26 due to this comment (same previous topic):

Can i be the exception?

Type of abusers in CSGO

1. AWP Abusers - All Awpers
2. Crosshair Placement Abusers - NiKo
3. Low sens Abusers - NiKo
4. High Sens Abusers - woxic
5. Bug Abusers - m0NESY
6. Other Player Abusers (Baiters) - s1mple, baitF
7. Spray Abusers - Elige, Electronic
8. Grenade Abusers - Astralis 2018
9. Crowd Abusers - Karrigan
10. Carry Abusers - IGLs


Sometime sometime I don't understand people play counter strike, like you know its a game of information, you know. You see this, you tell me, he go here, he got left he go right you know. I can flash, you flash, I flash you know. We peek, you peek, he defuse, he tap the bomb, you know. That's the type of communication I want you know. Everybody tell you what you do, what I do, what I see you see you know - cadiaN, circa 2023




Your_Imaginary_Friend's Testament:

My good sir, I am currently writing this to notify you that I am not adept at the English language. My text may include but not limited to: grammatical errors, poor punctuation or just an overall lack of understanding of the English language. I am informing this to you because when you do spot one of the things I listed. Do not feel alarmed or have a sense of superiority, for I am only a foreigner and is not of my mother’s tongue. If you do experience a sense of worriedness or superiority, I recommend traveling down towards the “Reply” and pressing the aforementioned “Reply” button. This will allow you to write anything you want. Things from: suggestions, words of encouragement to straight up insults, anything is allowed. Using this knowledge, I recommend writing down a comment of friendly advice detailing how I can further improve my understanding of the English language and its nuances. I greatly appreciate you dedicated your time to reading the entirety of this Biography. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.