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Look to my skill!

Already kicked this bear when he trys to fuck my girl

can u found me in pokemon too

me destroying a helicopter (nothing special)

me vs Bruce Lee (was easy too)

me in action (easy one nothing special its like killing a fly)

But guys remember this sentences,
-Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways,
-They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

now u're ready to be the next Chuck Norris

and remember
over me just rara
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