Biography

fan of the yoloest, most charismatic and best groomed scene since 2014 (before nbk and kenny got those horrible tatoos)

absolutely b(i)ased driver of the zywoo bandwagon since before he had an hltv profile. Real nibbas know he was already top 5 in 2017.

fnatic didnt deserve cologne 2015

99% of hltv = BabyRage users with opinions borrowed from circlejerk and 0 critical thinking

not even the first round of an online open qualifier should be bo1

list of the most common retarded (often subconsciously held) beliefs from the hltv circlejerk
- consistency is a good thing in itself
(Not understanding that an inconsistent 1.1 average rating player is better than a consistent 0.9)
- yEaR 201X wAs mOrE CoMpEtItIvE tHaN 201(X+n)
(not understanding that "primes" almost never mean the player/team got worse but just that others caught up through lineup changes or coming of age. Very interesting idea that professional players training 10h a day can get worse beyond slight form volatility)
- rating against lower tiers does not correlate at all with rating against tier 1
(the infamous hE HaSnT pRoVEn AnYtHiNg. Not understanding that even device could never pull a 3.40 average k/d over a whole subtop lan in the french countryside)
- overrated implies bad



Also fuck international teams ofc

archived threads (since hltv doesn't allow >10 authored threads history for some obscure reason)

https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2114843/immigration-poll
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2114846/your-7-most-visited-websites
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/1946693/bodyy-rpk-happy
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2111441/jeyn#r37096912
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2112402/stewie2majors
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2006245/kioshima
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2114883/your-weight
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2120069/zywoos1mple-retarded-debate
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2114951/split-t-and-ct-side-in-stats
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2125905/best-football-golddigger
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2137668/blast-in-middle-east
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2144891/bubzkji-will-join-big-danish-team
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2146446/nitro-kick
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2142335/top-30-eu-fpl-players-all-time-winrate
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2147180/nexa-hunter-makes-sense
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2150525/anyone-over-25-yo-on-hltv
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2150673/buff-krieg
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2152791/new-cache-unplayable
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2159781/frankie-how-many-cs-hours
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2160567/why-argue-about-top-20
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2161746/npc-grill-starter-pack
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2161737/wtf-france
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2161733/zywoo-kawaii
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2161836/first-black-french-parliament-member
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2168166/flamie-benched-in-2020
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2166512/nip-theories
Forum posts
EU gives Israel the finger
Yeah like the EU has been doing for 50 years, except there is never any consequence for Israel since the USA use their veto every time
Loba's post
Fat steroided manlet but good guy
TOP 5 2019 OF COURSE
"device is a better player than simple because astralis is a better team than navi" - hltv brain
TOP 5 2019 OF COURSE
0/8 here is jame lul https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?startDate=2019-01-01&endDate=2019-12-31&matchType=BigEvents&minMapCount=20
TOP 5 2019 OF COURSE
he's not on any of the lists i gave you
TOP 5 2019 OF COURSE
there is no other way of judging the level of a player individually trophies are a team effort
TOP 5 2019 OF COURSE
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?startDate=2019-01-01&endDate=2019-12-31&matchType=BigEvents&rankingFilter=Top5&minMapCount=19 https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?startDate=2019-01-01&endDate=2019-12...
USA's weath is impressive?
Prioritizing making money over anything else And the rich get most of it
USA's weath is impressive?
lmao Germany is much more left-wing than the US Actually the US don't have any left wing in the European sense
NiKo will destroy zywoo
Faze will destroy Vitality, but Niko will always be a silver compared to Zywoo
s1mple > zywoo
Imagine believing that
Happy
this just shows that extremely bad players can always hide in good teams and have their rating boosted by their mates for years
Dude farted in public toilet.
alpha af
ZERO
the ZERO calorie diet
is ALEX retarded ?
he's like 3rd in his own team