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Thats not me: steamcommunity.com/id/baguettefromikea
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IM THE KING WITHOUT EVER BEING INTERESTED IN THE CROWN.

Why do you hate me? I came from nothing. Blood sweat and tears. You did not create me. How can you doubt me? You don't know shit about me. There'd be no HLTV without me. Cut with the bullshit. I struggle for survival and now you trying to act like my rival? Watch what you say partner, it's a small earth. Don't play games with your life, it's not worth.

TWITTER: twitter.com/BaguetteHLTV

WHO AM I?

Picture of me:
gyazo.com/c2115efd81edd348a437ea0f4ffea2..

Even admins visit my profile simultaneously:
gyazo.com/0ec3b8ae7387c3fc4fd78dbf278de5..

I will keep this short and simple:
I am Baguette From Ikea. They know me as the baiting machine. They know me from the baits they fall for. They know me from the threads they watch. They talk about my baits and they think for me baiting is so easy. I just go into HLTV and that's it. But my baits, it's comes from more than just a forum. For me - bait - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up inhighlights. When I sit down to bait everything already is a part of me.

My street/hood name: MC Nugget Baguette
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Reasons im the best HLTV User:

1) Im the legend behind DoctorFlatwanker.
2) Im the reason we get reasons for bans. I made a thread which exploded where we bashed HLTV to finally get reasons, it took less than 48h after I started the thread.
3) Im the initiator of the anti-motion #fallSKG which is taking over HLTV to finally stop SK fangays spaming the forum. hltv.org/forum/1300175-runskg-anti-motio..
4) Im the HLTV OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL HAXBALL CHAMPIONSHIP creator and organisator.
5) Ive made up MASTERBAIT THE GAME where you can win an awp.
6) I exposed happycrank and ey boss.
7) Mastermind behind Myster The Game.
8) I released the first working anti-ban tutorial for HLTV.
9) I made a test to see if you are criminal:
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=18&threadid=1409835
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ANTI-BAN TUTORIAL BY BAGUETTE FROM IKEA:

1) Go to the top left corner of HLTV and search for your nickname
2) Click on the nickname and then on "Profile"
3) Click on "edit profile"
4) Click on "country"
5) Search for "Brazil" and take it
6) Save edit
7) Thats it. You are safe.

Update 1: If you still get banned change the flag to the danish one
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MY HASHTAGS:

1) #BaguetteFromIkea
2) #GoodGuyBagutteFromIkea
3) #AgentBaguetteFromIkea
4) #UnofficialReportAdminBaguetteFromIkea
5) #fallSKG
6) #TeacherBaguetteFromIkea
7) #RichLifestyleByBaguetteFromIkea
8) #BadassBaguetteFromIkea
9) #FactProviderBaguetteFromIkea
10) #BaguetteFromIkea4Admin
11) #ProGamerBaguetteFromIkea
12) #BaguetteFromIkeaOnTour
12) #TwoFacedBaguetteFromIkea
13) #PredictionGodBaguetteFromIkea
14) #BaitMasterBaguetteFromIkea
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LIST OF BANS SINCE 8.11.2016

8.11.16: You were banned for the following comment:
'I can give him a small loan of a million dollar
#fallSKG
Explanation from Jonathan E.: this is trolling kappa

15.11.16: You are banned from writing on HLTV.org. This ban will expire 18.11.16 10:03:43
Reason? None:D gyazo.com/7872ff46215a68a044bf880991277b..

I asked my #1 hater Jonathan E.: Baguettes from Ikea are really to tasty to share them. Seriously speaking, please, stop spamming pointless threads (you "fight" SK fanboys by acting just like them?) and all should be fine.

So people spamming runSKG and calling me nazi wont be banned but I get because I destroyed an admin in an argument...

23.01.17: You were banned for the following comment:
'yeah' This ban will expire: 2017-01-26 08:42:02

Triggered danish mods cause Astralis lost against Botsent

22.03.17: You are banned from writing on HLTV.org. This ban will expire 24.03.17
Reason? None...

Jonathan E. told me today i got banned for mocking arabs and their ct side lul:
gyazo.com/66524d9768f42cc04c987d81f50ce0..

21.04.17: You were banned for the following comment:'says swedens beach xD'

Danish admins triggered and cant stand a fact LUL

Proof: gyazo.com/033b2d15c7ef10aa55595e4473888d..

25.04.17: You are banned from writing on HLTV.org This ban will expire: 2017-04-26 14:07:27

Reason? LOOOOL since when do we get reasons :D You need to pick one of these:
1) I was questioning the HLTV ranking
2) I made a funny joke about france
3) Im not danish

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