When God was making Earth, he called over an angel and said, "Check this out. This is United States, I have giving them hurricanes, earthquakes, and tornadoes." He points to Europe, "Volcanoes and blizzard." God now points to Asia, "Typhoons, volcanoes, earthquake and floods." "So, what do you think?" He says to the angel. "Well God, what about this big area here? Are you not giving them anything?" God looks at the angel and says, "That, my friend, is South America. I have saved the best for last. I gave them Brazilians."