Im have a big house. There is was : STANISLAW and k0nfig. Im punch stanislaw's face 3 times, but k0nfig bullied me that I lost my balance and felt on the flor. After that im just stand up and was go to the kitchen, the frozen was like australia inverted xD And the doors were opened for no reason. After all im got a message on my phone: OPTIC WON THE TOURNAMENT. In next day k0nfig and stanislaw threw me up that we won the tournament. Im just realized that i was a MANAGER. After this the danish niko comes to me and k0nfig with stan threw niko on me and im felt and it gave me hurts in the dream (but it wasnt real hurts) We have alot of food in the frozen (in this time it was on the right place) and also some cakes. We go to the outside we drove in cars like a mad lions. I m out from the car and go to the next car which was in the middle of road. There was a girl and she put me in the car and i got car accident 2 times it was like im take a chek point and it repeat 2 times lol. After that im woke up with mixed feels.
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on hltv by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is hltv. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
Edouard “SmithZz” Dubourdeaux is the primary AWPer on the team, but he feels equally at home with an AK or an M4 in his hands. With a decade’s experience of playing at the top level, Dubourdeaux is one of the most complete players in the game, and his incredible talent will certainly create many exciting moments for G2 fans in future tournaments.
Here it comes.... once again... the first face is adreN; hes gonna hit the ground; theres cold; OH WHAT!!?!?! THE JUMPING DOUBLE FROM COLD!!!!!!! WHAT IS UH GOING ON RIGHT NOW! HOW DOES HE DO THIS!?!?!?!? COLD TO SAVE LUMINOSITY WITH THE AWP PLAY, UNTHINKABLE SCENES THERE ON THE B APARTMENTS! THEY NEEDED A HUGE PLAY, BUT THAT WAS SOMETHING IM NEVER GONNA SEE AGAIN!!!!
Allu wasn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with AWP? Allu puts the game in another level, we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. cold breaks records, olofmeister breaks records. Allu breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
I am outside every day for many hours (Because one of my favorite things to do is BMX)
Meanwhile you sit inside in your DX-Racer chair and think you are god at CS, lmao.
DM me your real name and phone number so i can talk with you IRL/Phone, would be fun, or are you a pussy?
USP-S in hand... and executes shox! (Ohhhhhhh!) Next in line.. SMITHZZ GOES DOWN f0rest!!! (AHHHHH!) He's looking for more; he's charging; UNREAL!!!! (OOOOAHHAHAHHHHHHH!!!!!!) HE TAKES DOWN NBK as well and it's Happy and k1oshima, he turns 180; he takes the fight; he's got one bullet left, but backup is shown up as well!