Biography
a.k.a. wrath


AUTHOR OF THE ENCE PASTA (2018):

Northern lights flash in the sky. A blizzard blows, pelting on its way those too weak to withstand the fury of winter at its fullest. From the permafrost strikes a massive hand; the mythical giant once deemed dead off the coast of Italy now rises to life, regenerated, from Lappish soil.

The time is due. Around the world, the word spreads. In Sweden, the best of the best cower in fear and lock themselves in the nearest IKEA retail store. The Brazilians run into the safety of the jungle, the Danes play dead in Legoland and the Slavs sprint crying to babushka’s warm embrace. Enceladus’s augurs are unleashed upon the scene.

Aleksi “allu” Jalli hails from his journey spent in international teams. A man may leave Finland, but Finland never leaves a man. Once again, he picks up the green rifle, this time not for money or fame, but to smite all opposition in the name of Enceladus.

Aleksi “aleksib” Virolainen leaves the fabled squad of HAVU to lead what we can finally describe as a Finnish superteam. Under his leadership shall the northern guns spit death and destruction upon foes who wail in their weakness.

Jani “aerial” Jussila joins after the biggest transfer of the Finnish e-sport scene from his former team SuperJymy. No longer will he be the only stand-out player of his team, but instead, a vital ingredient of a chaotic cocktail made up of Finland’s finest.

Jere “sergej” Salo thwarts all rumors of desperate Internet trolls trying to tell they know his parents who told him to stop playing. Oh, the humanity! Backed up by the forces at home, bursting from motivation like a wolf thirsting for blood, he returns to ravage everything in his path. Where skill rises to speak, experience sits silent and disciplined.

Sami “xseveN” Laasanen fills the ranks from iGame, for what would the team be if they wouldn’t buy the best player from every other Finnish team? Vigilantly standing, supporting his teammates be the cause what it pleases to be, he will be the shield and sword his comrades need to achieve the ultimate.
The warning has been given. The sky screams, the ground shakes and the oceans boil.

ENCE is coming.
#EZ4ENCE
Forum posts
How do you Poop?
I start well in advance by lighting some incense and beginning a furious tribal dance where I pound the floor with my feet and beat a drum, and then proceed to smash the water pipes so that all neighb...
R8 pallib0ndi
awful everything pretty much to be fair :D
R8 pallib0ndi
you could really pick any of the pictures as an example, none of them are normal
R8 pallib0ndi
idk if there's really a stark difference, I believe it's just the cameraman of Tengillinn that was possessed by a demon
which mbti person is you (test)
I always get ENTJ-A regardless of when I do the test and I think it's pretty accurate
Just did eat ~4300 kcal in 1 meal
i'm xenomorph
New meta = buy helmet only for $350
downtown Novosibirsk isn't exactly the go-to place for obtaining illegal weaponry
DAMN
10 round overtimes were a thing in the past bruv
Which is the best game you've ever played?
world of warcraft, it's a phase that can never be returned to and at this point a part of my personal history. I spent a couple of years being more of the character on the realm than myself outside th...
playing with an empty nut
changes in hormonal activity. nothing to be worried about, if you wish to evade the effect don't nut before playing
Bionicles on your bed
b u i l d
NHL fans
avangard brothers))) assemble
Finland
the place among all places. home. something to be proud of, whenever, wherever.
KRIMZ 2,82 rating
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2303161/echo-fox-vs-flipsid3-eleague-season-1
ex-gf help
+3