Rahmanabdulazizqadirabdizahid
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currently banned for grieving over my pet goats death :(

''What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal. -Albert Pine-' -Jonathan E'
-TheJuan

Would it be too much to ask if I were in inquire on exactly what you were trying to convey in this statement, because I find that astonishing, oh my lord.

INSANE SHROUD BHOPS ALL THE WAY FROM DUST 2 TO INFERNO AND DROPS 500 FRAGS IN 1 ROUND FLICKSHOT ACE CLUTCH THROUGH SMOKE VAC ON FPL [INSERT ODDSHOT LINK HERE] WITH STEEL/DAZED/M0E RAGING AND BEING TOXIC THEN PASHA COMES IN AND LOL FUNNY MEME MY FRIEND ALSO SCREAM AND KENNYS ALONG WITH S1MPLE ARE INCLUDED PLUS A HILAROUS MEME AND SUMMIT1G DONATION!! . BUT THEN AN EVEN FUNNIER MEME AS HIKO BURSTS IN AND GETS A SICK USPS 1 BULLET 5K AGAINST THE ENTIRE OF NIP AS FRIBERG GETS DROPPED FROM THE TEAM AND THEY ADD FLUSHA WHO BY THE WAY HACKS [I SAY IT IRONICALLY GUY PLEASE NO DOWNVOTE XDD ALSO DELAYEDARTISTICGUPPY] BUT THEN IN AN INSANE TURN OF EVENTS ANDERS YELLS "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" SO LOUD THAT BLACK DDK AND ALL THE OTHER DDK VARIANTS INSTANTLY BAN IBUYPOWER FOR YELLING "YOU NOW ME IN SMOKE" WHICH THEY SAID BECAUSE STEWIE2K WORST PICKUP FOR CLOUD 9, STEWIE2K BEING PICKED UP BY CLOUD 9 IS LITERALLY THE EQUIVILENT OF SEMMLER BEING BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A CHICKEN [GET IT COS THE FUNNY CSGO CHICKENS]. . THIS THEN CAUSES GOB B TO SAY "FAK" WHICH THEN CAUSED SKADOODLE TO AWP KENNYS THROUGH THE WALL AND HIS SHOT RICOCHET DIRECTLY INTO ADREN WHO WASN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE HE IS A 5K DECOY AND WE ALL THINK IT ENDS THERE BUT SUDDENLY DESI BURSTS INTO THE ROOM AND STARTS BEING TOXIC TOWARDS GOD HUNDEN [GET IT BECAUSE HUNDEN IS ONE OF THE LOWEST RANK CSGO PROFFESIONAL PLAYERS BUT WE'RE TURNING IT AROUND AND SAYING HE'S REALLY GOOD, TRUST ME IT'S A REALLY FUNNY AND ORIGIONAL THING TO DO], AT WHICH POINT TARIK GETS AN INSANE 360 OFF THE LADDER VAC SHOT DIRECTLY ONTO FAZE MAKILELELELELELLELELELEL [THIS IS FUNNY TRUST ME, NOBODY HAS EVER PLAYED OUT THE LETTERS ON THIS IN GAME NAME] LELELELELELELLELELELELLELELELLELELELELELELELLELELELELELELEL. . ALL OF WHICH ENDS SUDDENLY WHEN SCREAM NAILS 50 HEADSHOTS WITH 1 BULLET ONTO 74 ENEMIES THROUGH DE_NUKE WHICH BY THE WAY ALONG WITH DE_SEASON AND WHICHEVER MAP VALCANOE AND FMPONE MADE NEED TO BE RE-INTRODUCED TO THE MAP POOL, WHILE WE'RE AT IT LETS JUST PUT ALL THE MAPS FROM EVERY OPERATION PLUS 50 SURF AND KZ MAPS INTO KATOWICE 2016 SO LAUNDERS CAN COMPETE THROUGH BUNNYHOPPING AT WHICH POINT FRANKIEONPCIN1080P AKA HITLER WILL PROCEED TO SCRIPT AND CHEAT HIS WAY ALL THE WAY UNTIL THE FINALS WHEN SUDDENLY KQLY [PRONOUNCED "KOOKLY MY FRIEND"] BURSTS IN AND PROCEEDS TO CALL HACKS ON EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR OLOFMEISTER WHO BY THE WAY WAS HAVING SEX WITH A TEC 9, RIGHT BEFORE KQLY IS GOING TO SHOW PROOF OF SAID HACKS HE IS AWPED BY GAURDIAN WHO PROCEEDS TO PAIR UP WITH FLAMIE AND PULL THE FATTEST 360 NOSCOPE THAT IT CAUSES THE ENTIRE STADIUM TO COLLAPSE AND KILLS EVERYONE INSIDE SENDING OFF SHOCKWAVES AS FAR AS HAWAII WHERE CLY SF SMN AND EMILIO ARE ON VACATION [THIS IS A REALLY FUNNY JOKE BECAUSE VAC IS THE ANTI CHEAT AND YOU CAN PUT THAT WORD INTO THE WORD "VACATION" WHICH MEANS THEY ARE BANNED AND GOING AWAY HAHAH FUCK ME I'M GOING TO HANG MYSELF TOMMOROW] AT WHICH POINT SHAZAM AKA "CLOUD 9'S WORST PICKUP SINCE STEWIE2K WHO BY THE WAY IS HITLER" PROCEEDS TO TELL SWAG TO DROP A 70BOMB IN A TRADING SERVER WITHIN THE NEXT 20 SECONDS OR ELSE HE WILL NEVER BE UNBANNED [FREE SWAG BY THE WAY] SO THAT WE CAN ALL GET A DRAGON LORE AND WATCH PHANTOMLORD UNBOX AND GAMBLE OVER $634676446932.453454644 SO HE CAN AFFORD THE ABILITY TO FIX CSGO WHAT THE FUCK VALVE JUST BAN ALL THE CHEATERS ALREAY DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK MATCH MAKING IS FILLED WITH HACKERS AND EVERYONE HACKS AND FUCK I HATE HACKERS MY GOLD NOVA 3 RANK WOULD BE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN FNATIC AND ENVYUS IF VALVE JUST HIT THE MAGIC "BAN ALL HACKERS" BUTTON AS WELL AS THE "FIX ALL OF THE CSGO PROBLEMS" BUTTON WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT TO A GLOCK TRAIN CONSITING OF THE ENTIRE OF LUMINOSITY, WHO, BY THE WAY ARE LITERALLY AMAZING AND FALLEN JUST CURED CANCER AND STOPPED WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A GOOD INGAME LEADER UNLIKE XIST WHO ONLY DID AN 87-0 WINNING STREAK FOR NIP SO NIP COULD HOPEFULLY RAISE ENOUGH MONEY TO UNBOX 500 KARAMBITS IN THE NEXT OPERATION WHICH, BY THE WAY, HASN'T DROPPED WHICH ONLY CONFIRMS THAT VALVE=HITLER=FRANKIEONPC=RICHARDLEWIS=HITLER AGAIN=64TICK=THAT FUCKER THAT AWPED ME TWICE IN 2 ROUNDS I SWEAR HE'S HACKING FUCKING OVERWATCH DEMOS ARE BROKEN=FACEIT SERVERS SUCK=ESEA BITCOINS=CSGO LOUNGE=OPSKINS=1WAY SMOKES. Also richard lewis strangled thorin while he molested tarik because astralas and g2/ex-titan always choke.
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