Biography
Links:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/h_2_m_n_0_m
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Jayxddd/
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Personal Achievements:
Baited Nikola "NiKo" Kovac
Proud founder and OG of HLTV.org cult, "0 major club"
Number 1 Happy fan on HLTV.org
Frenchman
HLTV Writer
FBI Agent
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Cult Members: (IF ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN PART OF THE CULT, EVEN IF YOU CHANGE NAME YOU WILL STAY ON THIS LIST)
happy_2_major_niko_0_major - ME
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smithzz_1_major_niko_0_major
SmithZz_1_major_NiKo_0_major_
smithzz_1_major_s1mple_0_major
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HLTV.org users I respect:
Mr @Deji - Nice guy + EnVy friend
Mr GeorgeWashington - Best baiter around
Mr Jonty04l32
Mr rainGODtop1 - First HLTV.org friend
Mr Chuckyyyy - Banned for 10 years [*]
Mr MisterVerySexyGuy
Mr Toodamnfilthy/JW_3_MAJOR_NIKO_0_MAJOR
Mr forceS1ck
Mr TheSingerWhoHasNeverSung - Big brained user
Mr Ex666TenZ - Friendly rival
Mr IarentThinkThatz - Happy super fan
Mr KickFallen_ffs
Mr ropzGOD
Mr gay_retard
Mr Dimwit - Genius analyst and writer
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Hello lady and gentlemen of HLTV.org,
I see you have stumbled upon my profile.
Before you read any further, I advise that if you are not a fan of multi-major winning, lurk king and undisputed greatest French in game leader in the history of Counter-Strike, Vincent "Happy" Schopenhauer, then you can leave this HLTV.org profile immediately.

Happy has been prominent in the Counter-Strike scene since 2008 and even back then he was mercilessly shredding any foes that dare stand in his way of victory; at this time of writing he has amassed over $450,000 in prize money which is way more than your bitch ass will ever make.

Happy's genius play style is also that that only few have mastered, he has long been known as the "Lurk King" and has taught his skill to many who have also mastered the art of "le Lurk" GeT_RiGhT, is Happy's most known apprentice. If a mere mortal like you was to step in to the same server as Happy, then he would simply outplay you by lurking on your bitch ass. He expertly manoeuvres any map so that you will never be able to find him, and when you finally do (you will have wished he hadn't) he will have already riddled you with bullets from his perfect spray. On a side note Happy also stated on stream that he doesn't practice his aim and I think we can all agree, he doesn't need to.

As well as being among the greatest players of all time it is also rumoured that Happy has the biggest dick in the professional Counter-Strike scene, when he isn't whipping out his huge baguette and smacking you in the jaw with it, Happy likes to kick in the poshest restaurants where he eats his "L'Escargot" for free because of his popularity in France, while he dines on the most exquisite of food he also wears the freshest clothes that even royalty would be jealous of.

FUN FACTS ABOUT HAPPY
Sometimes to give other players a chance Happy likes to replace his mouse with a lightly toasted baguette, he still always wins.
Despite smoking upwards of 5 packs a day of the finest French cigarettes, Happy still retains the ungodly lungs of a fish.
Once while Happy was returning from a mad sesh hosted by the French Prime Minister he was held at gunpoint by a crazed man who demanded Happy empty his pockets and hand over his riches. Happy, being the hero he is, refused and simply flexed on this poor cracker, the man was so blown away by Happy's insane pecs that he fell to the floor and begged forgiveness, that man was DEVIL.
PashaBiceps once challenged Happy to a dead lifting contest, Pasha lifted 220kg while Happy simply picked up his huge ballsack.

Only those with big brain make it to the end of this biography and thus have the pleasure of adding me on Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Jayxddd/
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